Things We Hate

[mowgli]

I never use the bloody things as i prefer the personal touch from someone on a checkout.

 

[blade1889]

I never use the bloody things as i prefer the personal touch from someone on a checkout.

That was what I was trying to f###ing avoid!

 

[T.A]

I've used them correctly and it still ends up going off. First time it didnt recognise the weight on a packet of condoms, second time (in the same session) it thought the milk I'd put in was overweight so she checked my bags and found the milk, condoms, lube and bananas. Gave me a dirty look and left

 

[chairboyexile]

I find her so bossy do this dont do that unexpected item in bagging area

 

[mnb089mnb]

I find her so bossy do this dont do that unexpected item in bagging area

Unexpected milky banana covered in lube in the bagging area.

 

[PaulHaddock]

If you get it right, you can sometimes rob s couple off items getting them to 'take' the item off of the receipt.

 

[blade1889]

Decided to use the self-service after my first experience of buying condoms at the normal checkouts. The woman struggled for ages with the protective 'thief-proof' case, so in an awkward high pitch voice (and louder than I realised) I suddenly heard "I didn't think they were extra safes" coming out of my mouth. Seemingly the whole shop turned to stare at this now very red-faced teenager who quite clearly wanted the ground to swallow him up.

Thankfully I now go to clubs that give them away on exit so dont have to pay and avoid as much human contact as possible

 

[chairboyexile]

Decided to use the self-service after my first experience of buying condoms at the normal checkouts. The woman struggled for ages with the protective 'thief-proof' case, so in an awkward high pitch voice (and louder than I realised) I suddenly heard "I didn't think they were extra safes" coming out of my mouth. Seemingly the whole shop turned to stare at this now very red-faced teenager who quite clearly wanted the ground to swallow him up.

Thankfully I now go to clubs that give them away on exit so dont have to pay and avoid as much human contact as possible

Yeah can relate to that

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Hip Hop

Shit headphones

The combination of the two

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Hop Hop sounds cool.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Hop Hop sounds cool.

You on drugs? What the hell is that?

 

[chairboyexile]

I only hate 3 things mk dons, mk dons & mk dons

 

[Pliny Harris]

Referring to rooms etc as "spaces".

 

[Aber gas]

Referring to rooms etc as "spaces".

Particularly " outside spaces " no it's a garden mate .

 

[SALTIRE]

Itchy arses.

 

[Pliny Harris]

Particularly " outside spaces " no it's a garden mate .

Can't put my finger on why it provokes me. Apparently a house built for a telly programme tonight was a "space". The music library I worked at was a "space" rather than a library or a room. Needed a kip at a friend's on Saturday night but one bloke was in the bed freaking out over all the weed he'd decided to smoke and another lass was using it as a "safe space". No idea how all the definitions like that link up but it's weirdly ideological and manipulative.

 

[Aber gas]

Itchy arses.

Nothing worse !!

 

[Aber gas]

Can't put my finger on why it provokes me. Apparently a house built for a telly programme tonight was a "space". The music library I worked at was a "space" rather than a library or a room. Needed a kip at a friend's on Saturday night but one bloke was in the bed freaking out over all the weed he'd decided to smoke and another lass was using it as a "safe space". No idea how all the definitions like that link up but it's weirdly ideological and manipulative.

i don't know when rooms became spaces or gardens became outdoor entertainment spaces but I blame hipsters from that there bloody London

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Wrong. An itchy arse hole is far worse.

 

[Camborne Gills]

The trailer for the new GBBO series. Fucking awful programme.

All cookery shows in general to be honest, but this one grinds my gears the most.

 

[Red]

Referring to rooms etc as "spaces".

In a similar vein, the term,'real estate '.

 

[slaphead]

Wrong. An itchy arse hole is far worse.

However, the relief provided by a good scratch of an itchy ring is sublime. Hate it though if you do happen to a few clingers stuck under your fingernail whilst applying said relief.

 

[Stringy]

Using the death of a relative to milk the Facebook likes.

 

[The Iron]

Moths.

 

[Modernist]

Moths.

Agreed, no problem with them unless they get into my wardrobe.

 

[chairboyexile]

One man and his dog taking up tv time while the intresting programs get shelved

This gose for tennis and golf too

 

[SALTIRE]

Moths.

Absolutely, I am scared stiff of them. Its a silly phobia I know, but they always seem to fly straight towards me and I hate it! Spiders and other bugs (with the possible exception of wasps the little c***!) don't bother me in the slightest, but I will run out of a room with a moth in it.

 

[JimJams]

You absolute fucking fanny. Hang yer head.

 

[chairboyexile]

People who put words into the middle of other words they are unbe-Fuking-leavable

 

[Red]

People who put words into the middle of other words they are unbe-Fuking-leavable

Abso bloody lutely