Things We Hate

[SALTIRE]

People who like to show off to their mates and walk slowly across the road

I always accelerate towards them when anyone does that to me.

 

[The Iron]

I always accelerate towards them when anyone does that to me.

You mean like this?

 

[SALTIRE]

You mean like this?

There has been a few close runs to be sure!

 

[Dave-Vale]

A lorry trying to overtake another on a dual carriageway, while only slowly inching ahead of the ever so slightly slower lorry!

Been meaning to post this same thing here for ages. It shouldn't even be allowed.

 

[Red]

Been meaning to post this same thing here for ages. It shouldn't even be allowed.

It's like they're in some kind of ridiculous battle of wills. Try and overtake me eh you bastard? I'm not fucking havin that!

Half an hour later the motorway is still clogged up until one of these fuckwits backs down.

 

[ArmchairDiehard]

Carling

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

When a biscuit is too big to fit in to the cup to dunk in to your tea.

 

[mowgli]

When a biscuit is too big to fit in to the cup to dunk in to your tea.

Get a bigger mug.

 

[Camborne Gills]

Or a smaller biscuit

 

[The Iron]

When a biscuit is too big to fit in to the cup to dunk in to your tea.

Ah yes i see what you mean

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Get a bigger mug.

I'm in a hotel, changing the mug or the biscuit are not an option.

 

[SALTIRE]

I'm in a hotel, changing the mug or the biscuit are not an option.

What you bothering about mugs and biscuits whilst you're in a hotel! Get a hooker!

 

[JimJams]

She won't fit in a cup.

 

[mnb089mnb]

She won't fit in a cup.

One girl, one mug, one biscuit.

 

[SALTIRE]

She won't fit in a cup.

Yeah but you can get her to... I better not continue that sentence!

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

What you bothering about mugs and biscuits whilst you're in a hotel! Get a hooker!

The wife is asleep...

 

[Dave-Vale]

Break the biscuit in half.

 

[SALTIRE]

The wife is asleep...

Ach well biscuits it is then. Get chocky biscuits, they'll do the job!

 

[Pagnell]

People who confuse aloud and allowed.

 

[Red]

Having given it some thought I've arrived at the conclusion that I'm always intellectually superior to everyone else all the time. I should of said so earlier, but weren't sure weather or not it was aloud.

 

[spireite]

People who confuse aloud and allowed.

They shouldn't be aloud to get away with it.

Fucking hell Red, do one

 

[Pagnell]

Having given it some thought I've arrived at the conclusion that I'm always intellectually superior to everyone else all the time. I should of said so earlier, but weren't sure weather or not it was aloud.

Was spelling 'whether' incorrect deliberate as well?

 

[Red]

They shouldn't be aloud to get away with it.

Fucking hell Red, do one

One what? Are you asking me to shit on demand?

 

[Red]

Was spelling 'whether' incorrect deliberate as well?

I'm not very good at many things, but I am pretty good at spelling. It was perpesly spelled wrong.

 

[Pagnell]

Yes. I thought as much. Honest.

 

[ArmchairDiehard]

Faux outrage

 

[Christian Slater]

The demand an apology culture. If someone says something offensive can't we just think they're a dick rather than demanding an insincere apology?

 

[ArmchairDiehard]

Jeremy Clarkson

 

[The Iron]

People who have big, powerful cars...and drive them at a steady 30 miles an hour. What a waste.

 

[Christian Slater]

People who have big, powerful cars...and drive them at a steady 30 miles an hour. What a waste.

I'd prefer people that drive safely rather than some prick going too fast, be it a Ferrari or Nissan Micra.

The size of roads compared to the size of cars these days annoys me, far too small.