Things We Hate

[SALTIRE]

Yeah, fuck Mo Farah and his amazing ability that's been a joy to watch and support.

He's a c***.

 

[Abertawe]

Yeah, fuck Mo Farah and his amazing ability that's been a joy to watch and support.

Mo is British and has a pronounced British accent, what's your point?

 

[PaulHaddock]

Mo Farah was born in Somalia and moved here when he was eight.

 

[Abertawe]

Mo Farah was born in Somalia and moved here when he was eight.

So he's British then. Having been schooled and emersed in British culture from a young age.

 

[PaulHaddock]

So he's British then. Having been schooled and emersed in British culture from a young age.

So at what age can you move here and not be considered British?

 

[PuB]

Fucking athletes, coming over here, pretending to be us and stealing our gold medals.

 

[Abertawe]

So at what age can you move here and not be considered British?

People mature at different paces. They've gotta be young enough to be brainwashed essentially.

Few examples.

Yamile Aldama - A Cuban who has also represented Sudan married a Jock convicted of smuggling heroin and now performs for GB, not British go away.

Zharnel Hughes - He's a traitor to Anguilla. Don't care if it's an oversees territory.

Tiffany Porter - She's a yank who only runs for GB because she isn't good enough for USA.

 

[The Iron]

Scunthorpe

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Unpacking after a holiday.

 

[SALTIRE]

Mo Farah, I mean does anyone genuinely like him?

 

[PaulHaddock]

What has he done wrong (apart from the fact he might be doping)?

 

[SALTIRE]

He's annoying, he's boring and he has that stupid 'mobot'. Gets on my tits.

 

[SUTSS]

He's annoying, he's boring and he has that stupid 'mobot'. Gets on my tits.

Racist.

 

[The Iron]

When people say " it's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking when you've found it?

 

[Pliny Harris]

Sum 41.

 

[Modernist]

Sum 41.

still going? Blimey.

 

[Dave-Vale]

Sum 41.

You take that back!

Fat Lip and In Too Deep are pop punk classics.

 

[Pliny Harris]

That's the whole point—there are now "pop punk classics". Hearing my (adult) siblings blast out the same CDs I abandoned aged 12.

 

[JimJams]

Robbie Mustoe. Shit talking plank.

 

[The Iron]

People who lack even basic manners. People who don't even acknowledge my existence when I hold a door open for them.

 

[Abertawe]

I'm discreet with my manners and I often worry people don't realise I've acknowledged them. I'll give a slight nod or quietly utter cheers or something similar.

If you go in too hard with your appreciation you risk looking like a sob or even worse being blanked.

 

[blade1889]

People who lack even basic manners. People who don't even acknowledge my existence when I hold a door open for them.

I quite regularly shout 'you're welcome' at people who ignore you after you've held a door open for them

 

[Stevencc]

I quite regularly shout 'you're welcome' at people who ignore you after you've held a door open for them

I've been known to do a similar technique to that. I'll say "Thanks. Oh, no problem. That's kind of you. Think nothing of it". Acting out how the scenario should have went, loudly.

I'm a sad little man, aren't I?

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

This has reminded me of a time I held the door open for a woman in Selfridges. No biggie however this was lunch time in mid-December. She never took the door from me and the next person was directly behind her. I must have been there for about 90 seconds with a stream of people coming in and holding the door for them. I was just too polite to let it go. They must have thought I was a doorman or something.

What a waste of my lunchtime.

 

[Aber gas]

This has reminded me of a time I held the door open for a woman in Selfridges. No biggie however this was lunch time in mid-December. She never took the door from me and the next person was directly behind her. I must have been there for about 90 seconds with a stream of people coming in and holding the door for them. I was just too polite to let it go. They must have thought I was a doorman or something.

What a waste of my lunchtime.

Did you make any tips ?

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Unfortunately not. As Dave in the Royle Family says, you need a big top pocket. I didn't.

 

[Christian Slater]

People that knock on car windows to get your attention.

 

[Abertawe]

Should probably stop trawling red light districts then.

 

[The Iron]

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

 

[Pagnell]

Miley Cyrus, and in particular her belief that, in order to get airtime, she needs to act and dress like a repulsive tart. I actually find it a bit sad, I remember her as a fresh faced young girl my daughter used to love on the Disney Channel.