Things We Hate

[appletablepenny]

Shat a nice 7 in the forest yesterday. Love those when you don't have to wipe your arse after taking a shit.

No wipe after a 7? That's a brave move, given the real possibility of spray.

 

[hodge]

Sheep results being delayed

 

[T.A]

Robbie Mustoes punditry.

Him and Robbie Earle are an absolute dream team.

 

[The Iron]

When it's too warm to sleep at night. Roll on winter.

 

[SALTIRE]

Aye it was roasting here last night. Opened the window to cool down which worked but then those bloody gulls started up and then at 8 the grass cutters fired up and then I realised I wasn't going to get a good sleep so got up. Eyes are stinging though due to lack of sleep.

 

[ZianfrancoGoal]

when the logic of a sentence hinges upon the correct use of is / isn't, or can / can't etcetc. and the person fucks it up

 

[SALTIRE]

People who say eckcetera instead of etcetera.

 

[Red]

People who say eckcetera instead of etcetera.

People who pronounce ignore as eggnore. People who pronounce something as somethink. Or even worse those southern pansies that pronounce it as sammink. Southerners again when they seem unable to pronounce the letter l at the end of a word, an example being how they pronounce towel by saying towwwww. Finally the fucking filthiest scum from the south who can't be arsed to pronounce the letter g when pronouncing Birmingham or Nottingham.

Blame Salty for setting me off southerners. I like you all really but try and mek a bit er fuckin effort when speaking eh?

 

[JimJams]

There's summat wrong with ya!

 

[slaphead]

People who pronounce ignore as eggnore. People who pronounce something as somethink. Or even worse those southern pansies that pronounce it as sammink. Southerners again when they seem unable to pronounce the letter l at the end of a word, an example being how they pronounce towel by saying towwwww. Finally the fucking filthiest scum from the south who can't be arsed to pronounce the letter g when pronouncing Birmingham or Nottingham.

Blame Salty for setting me off southerners. I like you all really but try and mek a bit er fuckin effort when speaking eh?

A Northerner giving us lessons on how to speak Given the north contains Yorkshire, Geordieland and Liverpool and the undecipherable gibberish they speak, it's a bit ripe calling us correct speakers of the Queens English (London riff-raff excepted) out.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

North v South again.

How very refreshing.

 

[slaphead]

A joke. Hence the . Lighten up.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

A joke. Hence the . Lighten up.

Lighten up? LIGHTEN UP? How very dare you. This is the most serious topic on these boards. I shall not lighten up, sir.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

People who answer their phones at meals. Can't you go half an hour without chatting on the sodding thing?

 

[JaseTheVillain]

People who pronounce ignore as eggnore. People who pronounce something as somethink. Or even worse those southern pansies that pronounce it as sammink. Southerners again when they seem unable to pronounce the letter l at the end of a word, an example being how they pronounce towel by saying towwwww. Finally the fucking filthiest scum from the south who can't be arsed to pronounce the letter g when pronouncing Birmingham or Nottingham.

Blame Salty for setting me off southerners. I like you all really but try and mek a bit er fuckin effort when speaking eh?

What about if you say summat, or somethin'..? Also, h doesn't really have a use here, 'ome, 'ere, 'ave, etc...

 

[Red]

A Northerner giving us lessons on how to speak Given the north contains Yorkshire, Geordieland and Liverpool and the undecipherable gibberish they speak, it's a bit ripe calling us correct speakers of the Queens English (London riff-raff excepted) out.

Haha 'undecipherable
gibberish '.

I say summat Jase. I also say giz instead of give me. It's cultured to speak like that, a qualitative difference to the southerners slovenliness. This is why I love this forum because I can commune with south people but not have to listen to their array of stupid accents. I should add that by south I really mean cockerneys, other London types and Essex people.



I bet they are thinking shat your maaaaarf you kant.

 

[Aberstone]

People on fb who gets loads of likes just by being female. Seriously, I work hard for my likes and all you have to do is be a girl and every fucker that's ever met you (even I they've never spoken to you!) will like you fb posts. And women think they have it hard with childbirth.

That explains why Bruce Jenner became Caitlin then.

 

[The Iron]

Walking to the shop and getting covered in flying ants

 

[Red]

This twat

 

[Stevencc]

I've had the pleasure to play FIFA with Red so I know how he speaks.

"toneet", "alreet" and "pulling oos coonts aaht" are some examples of his accent!

 

[Red]

I've had the pleasure to play FIFA with Red so I know how he speaks.

"toneet", "alreet" and "pulling oos coonts aaht" are some examples of his accent!

Proper flat cap and whippet.

 

[Stevencc]

Speaking of accents and stuff, I play another game with a guy from Bolton and he pronounces bus as "buzz". Is that normal or is he just mental?

It's a game where you have to pick up guns as you go (Day Z) and he also says things like "Steve, there's an m-foowah (m4) on the floowah (floor) over there".

 

[Red]

I like the Bolton accent.

 

[JimJams]

Speaking of accents and stuff, I play another game with a guy from Bolton and he pronounces bus as "buzz". Is that normal or is he just mental?

It's a game where you have to pick up guns as you go (Day Z) and he also says things like "Steve, there's an m-foowah (m4) on the floowah (floor) over there".

Sounds Cumbrian. Does he say Fill'em instead of film?

 

[SALTIRE]

It is extraordinary the variation in accents across a small isle such as ours. The difference in accents in the major cities up here are like chalk and cheese. In Aberdeen, they even have a completely different dialect in Doric that is spoken by more people than who speak Gaelic in Scotland. Mind you they attract weirdos like Spear up there so it's definitely a place to be avoided!

 

[MSB92]

People who put ketchup on napkins.

 

[merseyboyred]

Speaking of accents and stuff, I play another game with a guy from Bolton and he pronounces bus as "buzz". Is that normal or is he just mental?

It's a game where you have to pick up guns as you go (Day Z) and he also says things like "Steve, there's an m-foowah (m4) on the floowah (floor) over there".

Yeah, buzz for bus is pure Bolton.

 

[SALTIRE]

Seeing a loved one deteriorate greatly over the last few months.

 

[Camborne Gills]

People who pronounce ignore as eggnore. People who pronounce something as somethink. Or even worse those southern pansies that pronounce it as sammink. Southerners again when they seem unable to pronounce the letter l at the end of a word, an example being how they pronounce towel by saying towwwww. Finally the fucking filthiest scum from the south who can't be arsed to pronounce the letter g when pronouncing Birmingham or Nottingham.

Blame Salty for setting me off southerners. I like you all really but try and mek a bit er fuckin effort when speaking eh?

Gill-ing-ham by the way

Northers that say t' instead of the, nowt instead of nothing, summat instead of something, and worst of all duck cetera cetera

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Speaking of accents and stuff, I play another game with a guy from Bolton and he pronounces bus as "buzz". Is that normal or is he just mental?

It's a game where you have to pick up guns as you go (Day Z) and he also says things like "Steve, there's an m-foowah (m4) on the floowah (floor) over there".

Bus being buzz is the same here, the foowah and floowah is also a black country thing, albeit one that is dying out. Perhaps us and our Boltonian friends aren't that different afterall.