Things We Like

[merseyboyred]

10000 of the 17000 page course are superfluous bollocks written by bureaucrats mate

A newly qualified pilot saying 60% of what he's studied is bollocks wouldn't fill me with the greatest confidence tbqfh.

 

[mnb089mnb]

Which actor would you choose to play you in Aircrash Investigation?

 

[Freakyteeth]

Danny Devito

 

[Stevencc]

Da majoritizzle of commercial airline pilots is pimps yo, but mo' dem hoes is now enterin tha profession.

Most of a pilotz hustlin time is dropped chillin up in tha cockpit of tha aircraft, n' tha majoritizzle of cockpits is designed wit comfort up in mind. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Long-haul pilots may suffer tiredness, particularly if they is flyin either eastsidewardz or westsidewardz all up in different time units, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. On long-haul flights, there be often bunks on tha aircraft where you can take a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass short nap.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

This, and the number of fire extinguishers per seat is regulatory bullshit that actually has to be learnt

You would need to know how many toilets you need on a 752 seat plane if a pregnant woman has diarrhea? Probably not that exact question, but what relevance does that possibly have for a pilot!?

 

[Murphy]

 

[Smally]

Fruit Pastel lolly ices

 

[Dave-Vale]

It's an ice lolly not a lolly ice.

Lolly ice sounds ridiculous.

There was a segment on the radio about this the other day when somebody called it a lolly ice and I was confused as I've never heard them referred to as that before.

 

[Abertawe]

Have you seen them ice oatcakes? Quite refreshing.

 

[The Iron]

Raspberry ripple mousse and fab ice lollies.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Surely it's Fruit Pastille as well, not Fruit Pastel.

Unless it was a baby blue and dusky pink coloured lolly ice then I apologise.

 

[Red]

And surely it should be iced lolly

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Cheesecake - the king of desserts.

 

[Abertawe]

Real chayze with a bizkit base?

 

[MSB92]

Cheesecake - the king of desserts.

Plain or with a topping?

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Plain or with a topping?

Baked vanilla cheesecake with a raspberry coulis is my favourite.

 

[MSB92]

Baked vanilla cheesecake with a raspberry coulis is my favourite.

That is fantastic, raspberry is probably the best thing to put on top of a cheesecake.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Real chayze with a bizkit base?

Sorry, I don't speak Welsh.

 

[The Iron]

Going to the seaside on a hot, summers day

 

[Dave-Vale]

Toffee cheesecake is my favourite.

 

[Aberstone]

Vanilla cheesecake with strawberries, winner.

 

[MSB92]

Hershey's chocolate cheesecake is a favorite of mine

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Nice Cassis cheesecake with blackcurrant, redcurrant and blackberries. Yes please.

 

[Skinner]

The video on Facebook of that guy high 5'in a bee, best thing I've ever seen

 

[merseyboyred]

It's an ice lolly not a lolly ice.

Lolly ice sounds ridiculous.

There was a segment on the radio about this the other day when somebody called it a lolly ice and I was confused as I've never heard them referred to as that before.

You'd be lynched in Liverpool for that.

You'd just be lynched in general everywhere else.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Warm welcome cookies at Doubletree hotels...

...especially when you get two. Back of the net.

 

[Stevencc]

The video on Facebook of that guy high 5'in a bee, best thing I've ever seen

I hope he didn't squash it.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

My walk in to work this morning. The sun was shining, it was lovely. It's just a shame I have such a long commute as I'd walk rather than get the tube more often.

 

[mistermagic]

Getting dole money when it's too late in the month to be expecting it.

 

[mowgli]