Things We Like

[Gilly?]

Not letting your opponent get a go at a double in the darts. Steady arrers!

 

[Red]

i've been struggling with my weight for years since I stopped working and went into studying. Ballooned under stress near the end of my degree to 20 and a half stone! Decided after I graduated to do something about it and for the next couple of years exercised my way back down to 14 and a half stone. Then my back went twice and I subsequently rose to 18 stone again, but finally my back is fine once more (and a good reason for me not to have it come back again is exercise it) and over the last three months I've lost around a stone and a half. Have extra incentives beside the back to keep at it this time.

Well done mate that's really impressive to lose that much weight, you should be proud of yourself. Like me you're still a fat fuck, but at least you're doing summat about it.
What did you study at uni? Have I asked you that before?

 

[SALTIRE]

Well done mate that's really impressive to lose that much weight, you should be proud of yourself. Like me you're still a fat fuck, but at least you're doing summat about it.
What did you study at uni? Have I asked you that before?

Aye, its coming, I plan to get a rowing machine and restart the weights when the winter months come in as it'll be too cold to go outside!!

I studied astrophysics and applied maths at uni Red, I can't remember if you did ask me tbh!

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

This Twitter account:
https://twitter.com/WeWantPlates?s=09

 

[Aber gas]

This Twitter account:
https://twitter.com/WeWantPlates?s=09

Fuck 'em , crockery fascists . My customers love eating food off weird things , makes them feel less provincial .

 

[Christian Slater]

Pâté with toast and a cup of tea while watching MOTD in the morning.

 

[ArmchairDiehard]

Not having to wait for ages to get served in a Chippy

 

[Stevencc]

Not having to wait for ages to get served in a Chippy

Made your own chips did you?

 

[Cas]

My new MGS5 t shirt.

 

[Freakyteeth]

Some guy found a temporary cure (few hours) for Tinnitus



tried it and it fucking worked

this is amazing

https://np.reddit.com/r/WTF/comment...ghting_a_mortar_shell_in_their_garage/cv3474n

 

[ArmchairDiehard]

Finding £5 down the side of your sofa

 

[Relentless]

Finding £5 down the side of your sofa

Its mine I lost a fiver down the side of a sofa.

 

[ArmchairDiehard]

If you've seen my lass, I'd use that £5 towards an eye test at Specsavers

 

[spireite]

Dennis Pennis.

It's a shame there were so few episodes.

So yes, I used to love him growing up.

I remember when he asked Damon Hill 'hey Damon, do you know how to make anti-freeze? you take off her nightdress'.
And I think it was Demi Moore he asked 'if it wasn't smutty or gratuitous and it was tastefully done, would you consider keeping your clothes on in a movie?'

 

[JimJams]

He stopped doing it because of how much he upset Steve Martin.

 

[This Charming Mike]

Free quail's eggs.

 

[mowgli]

He stopped doing it because of how much he upset Steve Martin.

Can't remember exactly what he said but it was something like "Do you think you'll ever make a funny movie"?

 

[SALTIRE]

Seen his latest IMDB pic?

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Can't remember exactly what he said but it was something like "Do you think you'll ever make a funny movie"?

He asked him why he wasn't funny anymore.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Rain, love it.

All the people worrying about getting a little bit wet, the tarts.

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

NOT THE ABOVE. I bet it's fine if you're a car wanker or something but spending half an hour walking home in it was really not fun. FUCKING DRENCHED I was

 

[Dave-Vale]

Some guy found a temporary cure (few hours) for Tinnitus



tried it and it fucking worked

this is amazing

https://np.reddit.com/r/WTF/comment...ghting_a_mortar_shell_in_their_garage/cv3474n

Illuminati confirmed?

 

[Stevencc]

Walking the streets of London (let me take you by the hand) when it's pissing down is a nightmare because of the frequency of the buses racing past sending 6 feet high streams of puddle juice your way.

 

[IanH]

Walking the streets of London (let me take you by the hand) when it's pissing down is a nightmare because of the frequency of the buses racing past sending 6 feet high streams of puddle juice your way.

I know what you mean. You end up with dirt in your hair, and your clothes look like rags. Anyway, I escaped the rain by popping into the all-night cafe and sat there on my own drinking a cup of tea every hour, looking at the world over the rim of my cup and then I wandered home.

 

[Pagnell]

A spoonful of peanut butter in porridge.

 

[mowgli]

Tesco toffee doughnuts.

 

[spireite]

Brown sauce on a beans on toast

 

[Freakyteeth]

Illuminati confirmed?

 

[Freakyteeth]

 

[Richard Cranium]

Chrissy Teigan. Bird from the Amy Schumer comedy central advert.