Tuesday 2nd February

[BogDaddyO]

Can you stop picking on kids you're 56

I know for a fact that e10rifle is 8 and a half years old.

 

[Casey]

I've actually been working on an algorithm that sorts everyone out from most grown up to least grown up and I've just done a test using a selection of posters and here and this is what it's come up with:

League Two Forum Grown Up League Table
1. Casey
2. SVH
3. Si Robin
4. Moomin
5. valefan16
6. chipmunx
7. E10rifle
8. hellogregory
9. dedwardp
10. Vanni
11. Conker
12. Kauto Star
13. Robshep
14. ChrisFGR
15. Back in the DHSS
16. Devon Lad
17. Adam Stag
18. Dan Phillips
19. masi51
20. Bottega Don

I'm going to tell my mum you said that. Then I'm taking my ball and going home.

Nuh!

 

[Chris FGR]

damn - that's exactly 100 less than when i joined Mensa.....

Your IQ is 152? Fucking hell. Not sure the point of Mensa, just that posh club for people that do well at quizzes and shit isn't it?

 

[Casey]

BigDaddyO;

The red was a red. The foul on the defender will be called by nearly all refs at any level (Kettle makes his own rules). The penalty I'm not sure on. Looked soft but he was giving fouls against Nichols all night for a lot less.

How did Thompson get away with pulling Nadesan back after he got past him. The ref called the foul. No yellow card. Thompson then pulled Nadesan down twice more before getting a yellow. Rodari was pushed off the ball and received a yellow card for diving. I wouldn't have given it as a foul but it wasn't a dive....I'm bored now. The referee was an odd mixture of too picky and too lenient all night.

Orient should have won though because they were by far the better team on the night.

Casey

 

[Robshep]

Your IQ is 152? Fucking hell. Not sure the point of Mensa, just that posh club for people that do well at quizzes and shit isn't it?

Paying £400 a year to get a certificate that shows you are a genius has never struck me as very clever but each to their own.

 

[Chris FGR]

I've actually been working on an algorithm that sorts everyone out from most grown up to least grown up and I've just done a test using a selection of posters and here and this is what it's come up with:

League Two Forum Grown Up League Table
1. Casey
2. SVH
3. Si Robin
4. Moomin
5. valefan16
6. chipmunx
7. E10rifle
8. hellogregory
9. dedwardp
10. Vanni
11. Conker
12. Kauto Star
13. Robshep
14. ChrisFGR
15. Back in the DHSS
16. Devon Lad
17. Adam Stag
18. Dan Phillips
19. masi51
20. Bottega Don

So Dan Phillips, masi51 and Bottega Don are all relegated to the non league forum?

 

[GTFCfish]

I once did an online quiz that told me I was a genius with an IQ of 162 but as it was multiple choice and I guessed 30-40% of the answers I didn’t take it too seriously.

 

[Robshep]

you need to get out more

People thinking we need to get out more are the reason we cannot.

 

[GTFCfish]

So Dan Phillips, masi51 and Bottega Don are all relegated to the non league forum?

They will fit in beautifully with Viking Magpie and OneDecentLester.

 

[Son of Cod]

So Dan Phillips, masi51 and Bottega Don are all relegated to the non league forum?

I might live to regret that when Town get relegated again.

 

[Boz]

They will fit in beautifully with Viking Magpie and OneDecentLester.

You’ve missed out B2TF

 

[Chris FGR]

I might live to regret that when Town get relegated again.

The National League is about to implode, you'll be fine.

 

[GTFCfish]

You’ve missed out B2TF

He’s a self confessed troll though but those other two are just annoying as fuck.

 

[Robshep]

I might live to regret that when Town get relegated again.

Plenty of clubs have escaped worst situations than yours.

 

[Son of Cod]

Plenty of clubs have escaped worst situations than yours.

Last time we were this much in this shit and didn't go down, Luton saved us by being on -30pts. You are right though, it could be a lot worse.

 

[hellogregory]

I’m not posting on this forum again until Carlisle United next win a football match.

 

[E10rifle]

I know for a fact that e10rifle is 8 and a half years old.

I hate you, Mom!

 

[denzel ecfc]

I've been omitted. I'm going to run home and tell my mummy.

Baaaa! Baaaa!

 

[Si Robin]

I've actually been working on an algorithm that sorts everyone out from most grown up to least grown up and I've just done a test using a selection of posters and here and this is what it's come up with:

League Two Forum Grown Up League Table
1. Casey
2. SVH
3. Si Robin
4. Moomin
5. valefan16
6. chipmunx
7. E10rifle
8. hellogregory
9. dedwardp
10. Vanni
11. Conker
12. Kauto Star
13. Robshep
14. ChrisFGR
15. Back in the DHSS
16. Devon Lad
17. Adam Stag
18. Dan Phillips
19. masi51
20. Bottega Don

I have to admit, I'm at least 12 places higher than I expected there.

 

[FGR Stroud]

Carlisle goalkeeper Paul Farman must be a leading candidate for Carlisle player of the season. He did good and by golly can he hoof the ball down the pitch.

The BBC commentary team picked up a bit of gamesmanship by said goalkeeper in that when the ball went out of play for a goal kick, Farman would quickly grab a conveniently nearby ball to immediately restart the game. Obviously disadvantaging FGR who had most of the players in Carlisle’s half of the field.

He got away with it once but the referee was ‘advised’ of this tactic and told him to always use same ball that went out of play [whenever possible].

That stopped his little game

 

[BarraMatt]

They will fit in beautifully with Viking Magpie and OneDecentLester.

You should read the non-League section at the moment, full of Chesterfield fans that have appeared from nowhere. It's almost like they have a whole fanbase of B2TFs.

 

[Monkey Tennis]

They're creaming themselves over poaching half of Gloucester's squad. What a swift demise they've had.

 

[Carver]

I’m not posting on this forum again until Carlisle United next win a football match.

Aww diddums, can you not handle us losing a match?

I felt the bitterness of defeat too but we just have to move on.

 

[GTFCfish]

You should read the non-League section at the moment, full of Chesterfield fans that have appeared from nowhere. It's almost like they have a whole fanbase of B2TFs.

They're creaming themselves over poaching half of Gloucester's squad. What a swift demise they've had.

Yeah I had a browse about a week ago and OneDecentLester was posting some hysterically laughing emojis because Gavin Gunning had chosen Chesterfield over Gloucester like it’s some massive coup. Sad twat.

 

[Chris FGR]

Aww diddums, can you not handle us losing a match?

I felt the bitterness of defeat too but we just have to move on.

You lost to a world class team, no shame in that.

 

[Carver]

You lost to a world class team, no shame in that.

A world class team playing for a pub class club.

 

[Chris FGR]

Christ that was easy.....

Actually thought we were a bit lucky to play you whilst you were still rusty. Can't see us finishing top 3 tbh.

 

[GTFCfish]

Last time we were this much in this shit and didn't go down, Luton saved us by being on -30pts. You are right though, it could be a lot worse.

I remember at the start of that season having Luton -30 and Rotherham and Bournemouth both on -17 thinking at least we will have no worries about relegation that season, yet we still managed to finish below Rotherham and Bournemouth and nearly go down.

 

[Robshep]

Christ that was easy.....

Actually thought we were a bit lucky to play you whilst you were still rusty. Can't see us finishing top 3 tbh.

Who will in your opinion? I have no idea at the moment. Very erratic season.

 

[Greenacres]

So Dan Phillips, masi51 and Bottega Don are all relegated to the non league forum?

Don't know what they are worried about, at least they got named...which makes me think that I don't post enough, either good, bad or indifferent to even get noticed!