1FF Wars 3.5

[SUTSS]

MLM:
Howard is dead
Morty is dead
Emile Heskey is dead

TTT:
Gain 50k
Gain 75k
Gain 75k
Gain 75k
Gain 3 Phoenix Downs
Gain Empire Bay
Gain Vice City (+100k)
Gain Skellige
Aladdin gains 1BR
Quicksilver gains 1BR
Catwoman gains 1BR

 

[SUTSS]

Feathweight (5BR limit)
The Shire
TTT v 1

Lightweight (10BR limit)
Vice City (+100k)
TTT v 1

Middleweight (15BR limit)
Empire Bay
MLM v 1

Heavyweight
Springfield
MLM v 1

Bonus!
New New York + Bayside High + 15BR+ character
MLM v TTT

 

[SUTSS]

Deadline midday Saturday

 

[Spirederman]

Think that's about game over

 

[Oaf]

"SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS IS HAPPENING"

THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT.

MLM, in their last possible chance of a comeback, undone by the grand and great... SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS IS HAPPENING.

And in our final result for this evening, "SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS IS HAPPENING" 1 - 0 MLM.

Well done Luke Skywalker, just one more shot to blow up the death star... and here it go-"SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS IS HAPPENING", fuck you, shot misses, Luke dies, the Empire wins.

Spoiler: Ending of Game of Thrones - The person who ends up on the Iron Throne is Daenerys Stormborn of the house Targaryen, first of her name, Mother of Dragons, queen of the Andals, oh wait whats this "SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS IS HAPPENING" and fuck it all we've got Sansa fucking Stark on the thrones instead now for fucks sake.

Just getting out of bed in the morning and walking across my room and "SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS IS HAPPENING" and FUCK IT I've stepped on a lego.

Lord Hatter Dave for execution and it turns out he was... a werewolf! Wait! "SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS IS HAPPENING" and oh fuck me dead it looks like he was actually the seeker after all.

Oh fuck yeah we're getting John Cena vs Roman Reigns at Wrestlemania in the main event where it should be and "SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS IS HAPPENING" and what the fuck we're getting it at No Mercy instead.

Oh yes Obama everybody loves him, what a fantastic human being and wait fuck no "SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS IS HAPPENING" is Donald fucking Trump is president for fucks sake how the fuck did that happen.

 

[MagpieBee]

"SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS IS HAPPENING"

THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT.

MLM, in their last possible chance of a comeback, undone by the grand and great... SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS IS HAPPENING.

And in our final result for this evening, "SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS IS HAPPENING" 1 - 0 MLM.

Well done Luke Skywalker, just one more shot to blow up the death star... and here it go-"SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS IS HAPPENING", fuck you, shot misses, Luke dies, the Empire wins.

Spoiler: Ending of Game of Thrones - The person who ends up on the Iron Throne is Daenerys Stormborn of the house Targaryen, first of her name, Mother of Dragons, queen of the Andals, oh wait whats this "SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS IS HAPPENING" and fuck it all we've got Sansa fucking Stark on the thrones instead now for fucks sake.

Just getting out of bed in the morning and walking across my room and "SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS IS HAPPENING" and FUCK IT I've stepped on a lego.

Lord Hatter Dave for execution and it turns out he was... a werewolf! Wait! "SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS IS HAPPENING" and oh fuck me dead it looks like he was actually the seeker after all.

Oh fuck yeah we're getting John Cena vs Roman Reigns at Wrestlemania in the main event where it should be and "SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS IS HAPPENING" and what the fuck we're getting it at No Mercy instead.

Oh yes Obama everybody loves him, what a fantastic human being and wait fuck no "SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS IS HAPPENING" is Donald fucking Trump is president for fucks sake how the fuck did that happen.

Channelling your inner Spirederman!

 

[Oaf]

Nah, it ain't that bad really. Just gutting to see all these plans made and then fall apart, you guys have played well and it'll be a well deserved victory when it's all said and do- oh wait fuck no SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS IS HAPPENING and YOU'RE DAMN FUCKING RIGHT I'M CHANNELLING MY INNER SPIREDERMAN FUCK THAT FUCK THIS GAME IT'S SHIT IT'S ALWAYS BEEN SHIT YOU GUYS ARE SHIT YOU DON'T DESERVE TO WIN FUCK YOU ALL.

 

[Leewilson]

Unlucky Oaf. Looks unlikely for you guys now. I mean, if only you had someone on your team who knew the inner workings of nearly every character within the game.






































This is what you get for robbing 2DD and Pingu last Wars, dammit!

 

[Oaf]

Pingu will never NOOT NOOT again for this.

 

[Techno Natch]

Mlm to the shire
Mlm to vice city

 

[MagpieBee]

TTT to Empire Bay
TTT to Springfield

 

[Dave]

 

[SUTSS]

Feathweight (5BR limit)
The Shire
Aladdin [Disney] 4, 3hp, 1D6 w/ Gimli's Axe v Tony Soprano 5, 1hp 1D6

Lightweight (10BR limit)
Vice City (+100k)
Quicksilver [Brotherhood of Mutants], 9, 3hp, 1D6 w/ Combat MG v Charmander [Pokemon], 6, 2hp, 1D6

Middleweight (15BR limit)
Empire Bay
Tommy Vercetti [GTA], 12, 1hp, 1D6 v Bane, 15, 3hp, 1D6 w/ Blades of Chaos

Heavyweight
Springfield
Pikachu [Pokemon], 15, 1hp, 1D6 v Juggernaught [Brotherhood of Mutants], 20, 2hp, 1D6

Pikachu boosted by ADAM vial.

Bonus!
New New York + Bayside High + 15BR+ character
Catwoman [Justice League], 8, 2hp, 1D6 unopposed

Sauron was removed by Ed Balls tweeting.

 

[SUTSS]

Feathweight (5BR limit)
The Shire
Aladdin [Disney] 4, 3hp, 1D6 w/ Gimli's Axe v Tony Soprano 5, 1hp 1D6


Using the axe to great effect Aladdin dispatches Tony Soprano!

Lightweight (10BR limit)
Vice City (+100k)
Quicksilver [Brotherhood of Mutants], 9, 3hp, 1D6 w/ Combat MG v Charmander [Pokemon], 6, 2hp, 1D6

It's back to back defenses for TTT as Quicksilver makes light work of Charmander!

Middleweight (15BR limit)
Empire Bay
Tommy Vercetti [GTA], 12, 1hp, 1D6 v Bane, 15, 3hp, 1D6 w/ Blades of Chaos

And things aren't getting any better for MLM here as Tommy Vercetti rolls appallingly and it's an easy win for Bane.

Heavyweight
Springfield
Pikachu [Pokemon], 15, 1hp, 1D6 v Juggernaught [Brotherhood of Mutants], 20, 2hp, 1D6

It's not quite a clean sweep for TTT though as Pikachu pulls something out of the bag and defeats Juggernaught!!!

 

[Oaf]

We won a fight?!

 

[HarvSFC]

We won a fight?!

Something mysterious is happening.

 

[Spirederman]

Something mysterious is happening.

Hahaha, made me genuinely lol

 

[SUTSS]

Next fight card will be out tomorrow. And it's a big one!

 

[Leewilson]

Soprano, Vercetti and Charmander need to go in the graveyard as well.

RIP

 

[Oaf]

Soprano, Vercetti and Charmander need to go in the graveyard as well.

RIP

They were going to but then SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS IS HAPPENING and now they're alive again.

 

[SUTSS]

Fight card in next 30 minutes.

 

[SUTSS]

TTT win:

Smaug!

Smaug, 19, 3hp, 1D6, £2,000,000, NA, Money Maker (+£200,000)/ I am fire. I am death

 

[SUTSS]

Heavyweight
Takeshi's Castle (+1BR defending) + Normandy Beach
MLM v TTT

Heavyweight
Springfield + Vice City (+100k)
MLM v TTT

Heavyweight
Mount Doom + Rapture
MLM v TTT

Heavyweight
Sovngard + The Shire
MLM v TTT

No bonus this week due to it being a dual location week. Deadline is 9pm Thursday.

 

[SUTSS]

If the fights are late it's TTT's fault.

 

[Dave]

 

[Dave]

 

[SUTSS]

You brought this on yourself Dave.

 

[Dave]

You brought this on yourself Dave.

I don't think I can be held responsible for this!

How's it going? Results tonight?

 

[SUTSS]

Might not get all of them done as I've been up since 1am but we'll get some of the stuff done tonight.

 

[SUTSS]

TTT use a Phoenix Down on Mr. Meeseeks.