1FF Wars

[Spirederman]

When and how the fuck did Elsa get upto 18BR.... What did I miss??

 

[Spirederman]

 

[The Hand of Dom]

When and how the fuck did Elsa get upto 18BR.... What did I miss??

 

[Oaf]

T6 buy:

Dice Upgrade – £50,000 (upgrades the dice of a character of your choosing)

GNC buy:

Phoenix Down – £200,000
Dice Upgrade – £50,000 (upgrades the dice of a character of your choosing)

3DD buy:

Dice Upgrade – £50,000 (upgrades the dice of a character of your choosing), and instantly use it on Elsa... as well as boosting her with Xaviers School.

Stagnificent buy:

Marcus Fenix – 14BR 3HP 1D6 – £400,000/£36,000 – Chainsaw Gun

 

[Spirederman]

We finally have a fucking good ability

Thanks for letting GNC know Dave

Ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh

#ForJabba

 

[Magic]

Yeah but do you have good fucking ability? Thought not m8.

 

[HarvSFC]

Suppose we best use a Phoenix Down to revive Oaf.

 

[Leewilson]

I'll say it again. Surely it makes sense for Munkiki to run this when Oaf is away for 3-4 days?

 

[Oaf]

Yeah, sorry about that big break... again. But I am here now. So an update is incoming.

 

[Oaf]

Week 10 Fight Card

WWE Arena
Lightweight
3DD vs T6

Jurassic Park
Lightweight
SBF vs 1

Nostromo
Faction Battle
Middleweight
3DD vs SBF vs 1 vs 1

Hogwarts
Winner receives 18BR+ character offer
Middleweight
3DD vs 1 vs 1 vs 1

Ogrimmar
Winner recieves 12BR+ character offer
Heavyweight
STAG vs 1

Metropolis
Winner recieves 500k instead of the regular 400k!
Heavyweight
GNC vs T6

Bonus
Pokemon Stadium
Deadly Hitman fight - Winner receives a hitman GUARANTEED to do damage. Will randomly do 1, 2 or 3 HP of damage to a character of your choosing.
GNC vs T6 vs SBF vs 1

Wow, lots of great prizes up for grabs here! Character, bonus money and a killer of a Hitman. And I possibly mean that literally. 2 fights plus the bonus, chaps.

Deadline: Mid day tomorrow. A short one again, but again I'm off and as we can all see, I damned sure need to take advantage of when I'm off otherwise we get big breaks!

 

[IanH]

T6 to WWE arena, Metroplis and Pokemon Stadium

 

[last request]

SBF - WWE Arena

 

[last request]

SBF - Pokemon Stadium

 

[last request]

SBF - Nostromo

 

[Oaf]

By the way, it's worth mentioning in here...

Yeah, the game has gone a bit slow as of late. So I've given Munkiki permission to go ahead and feel free to completely run things (making fight cards/doing results and all other duties) when I'm not around. To be clear, I had only one issue with doing this, that being that Munkiki already does a lot of the work on this game anyway I didn't want to feel like I was just giving him everything to do, because with the amount I've been around it could easily turn into a scenario where he ends up having to do absolutely everything. Which is obviously something I'd rather avoid... but if he can do the odd bit here and there to plug these gaps when I'm not around, it should hopefully keep the game moving a bit faster.

Also, I am actually fucking off to Dallas to watch Wrestlemania next Monday, which is a week from now... because what would a forum game be without me disappearing off on holiday mid way through it? So from that point, there will actually be a 10 day spell where Munkiki will be completely in control, like last time in TFF Wars. Last time he managed to bring some great ideas in during this spell, hopefully we'll see the same again for 1FF wars

 

[last request]

Hardly a surprise announcement, I already figured the only reason you run these things is so that you can go on about the holidays you are going on.

 

[Leewilson]

By the way, it's worth mentioning in here...

Yeah, the game has gone a bit slow as of late. So I've given Munkiki permission to go ahead and feel free to completely run things (making fight cards/doing results and all other duties) when I'm not around. To be clear, I had only one issue with doing this, that being that Munkiki already does a lot of the work on this game anyway I didn't want to feel like I was just giving him everything to do, because with the amount I've been around it could easily turn into a scenario where he ends up having to do absolutely everything. Which is obviously something I'd rather avoid... but if he can do the odd bit here and there to plug these gaps when I'm not around, it should hopefully keep the game moving a bit faster.

Also, I am actually fucking off to Dallas to watch Wrestlemania next Monday, which is a week from now... because what would a forum game be without me disappearing off on holiday mid way through it? So from that point, there will actually be a 10 day spell where Munkiki will be completely in control, like last time in TFF Wars. Last time he managed to bring some great ideas in during this spell, hopefully we'll see the same again for 1FF wars

Good decision Oaf. It's a hell of a game to run alone. Munkiki is the stat master so is the perfect person to step in when you're busy.

 

[Spirederman]

Good decision Oaf. It's a hell of a game to run alone. Munkiki is the stat master so is the perfect person to step in when you're busy.

YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW HE'S CEDED POWER WILSON, YOU FUCKING HORRIBLE c***??

I HOPE YOU'RE PLEASED WITH YOURSELF.

TWAT.

 

[Spirederman]

 

[Spirederman]

What's more I agree with every word Wilson said.

Can't believe I've stooped to his level ffs.

 

[SUTSS]

I am 100% behind LeeWilson's attemps at regime change.

 

[Oaf]

I am 100% behind LeeWilson's attemps at regime change.

I'm sure I'll still be able to victimize you SUTSS.

 

[Oaf]

Some news:

GNC sign:

Professor Xavier [Xmen] -16BR/2hp/1D6 - £600,000/£65,000 - Leader: X-men

And also, unfortunately due to his own reasons, James has decided to pull out of team SBF and 1FF Wars, effective immediately. This now means that team SBF consists of LR, Don and Cards.

 

[SUTSS]

I'm sure I'll still be able to victimize you SUTSS.

Your shadow will hand over us long after your parting, just like Stalin.

 

[MagpieBee]

GNC to Nostromo

 

[Oaf]

The final fight card for week 10!

Pikachu, the Bride and Scott Pilgrim are gearing up to leave 3DD HQ when suddenly Pilgrim freezes. He's still alive but he doesn't seem able to move. They try to snap him out of it but nothing doing. "There is no Scott Pilgrim. Only ZUUL", he mutters.

The Bride grabs the Golden Axe from his feet and calls CJ over, "we were prepared for this, let's move out."

WWE Arena
Lightweight
Pikachu – 6BR 2HP 1D6 (3DD) vs John Cena – 8BR 3HP 1D6 (T6)

Jurassic Park
Lightweight
Young Link – 10BR 3HP 1D6 (SBF) uncontested

Nostromo
Faction Battle
Middleweight
Carl "CJ" Johnson – 12BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Dragon Maleficent – 13BR 1HP 1D6 (SBF) vs Wolverine – 15BR 3HP 1D6 (GNC)

Hogwarts
Winner receives 18BR+ character offer
Middleweight
The Bride – 17BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Marcus Fenix – 14BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG)

The Bride is equipped with the Golden Axe, boosting her to 17BR!

Ogrimmar
Winner recieves 12BR+ character offer
Heavyweight
Captain America – 18BR 2HP 1D8 (STAG) uncontested

Metropolis
Winner recieves 500k instead of the regular 400k!
Heavyweight
Predator – 15BR 3HP 1D6 (GNC) vs Nathan Drake – 16BR 1HP 1D8 (T6)

Bonus
Pokemon Stadium
Deadly Hitman fight - Winner receives a hitman GUARANTEED to do damage. Will randomly do 1, 2 or 3 HP of damage to a character of your choosing.
Trevor Philips – 20BR 2HP 1D8 (GNC) vs Lara Croft – 14BR 2HP 1D6 (T6) vs Bowser – 16BR 1HP 1D6 (SBF) vs Super Meat Boy – 3BR 9,993HP 1D4 (STAG)

 

[Spirederman]

Okay, so Meatboy to Pokemon has me intrigued.

What have the sniveling little fuckers at Stagnificent got planned here?

 

[Spirederman]

Also why send Cap to an unopposed territory and not Meatboy?

Wondering if they've actually dropped a massive bollock.

 

[Spirederman]

If so....... HAHAHAHAHAHA

If not.....don't I look a c**t!

 

[Oaf]

Week 10 Results:

WWE Arena
Lightweight
Pikachu – 6BR 2HP 1D6 (3DD) vs John Cena – 8BR 3HP 1D6 (T6)

The little yellow dude up against the man of many colours. Cena cuts a promo about hustle, loyalty and respect, but Pikachu don't give a fuck about none of that nonesense so he just walks right up to him and electricutes him right in the balls. Cena is super human, but that'll bring down any man. Pikachu wins and gets a boosted 2BR!

Jurassic Park
Lightweight
Young Link – 10BR 3HP 1D6 (SBF) uncontested

Nostromo
Faction Battle
Middleweight
Carl "CJ" Johnson – 12BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Dragon Maleficent – 13BR 1HP 1D6 (SBF) vs Wolverine – 15BR 3HP 1D6 (GNC)

CJ was a bit out of his element here and was quickly dispatched of by Wolverine. The other two fought and it was very back and forth, but eventually Maleficent was able to just about come out with the win, biting Wolverine in half.

Hogwarts
Winner receives 18BR+ character offer
Middleweight
The Bride – 17BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Marcus Fenix – 14BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG)

Again, this was another close battle, but The Brides Golden Axe was just about enough to see her edge through Marcus Fenix with a victory, after she planted it deep in his skull.

Ogrimmar
Winner recieves 12BR+ character offer
Heavyweight
Captain America – 18BR 2HP 1D8 (STAG) uncontested

Metropolis
Winner recieves 500k instead of the regular 400k!
Heavyweight
Predator – 15BR 3HP 1D6 (GNC) vs Nathan Drake – 16BR 1HP 1D8 (T6)

Nathan Drake has survived some crazy shit before, but he's never come up against anything like this! He's got a 1BR and dice advantage... but unfortunately, it's not enough for him here. The Predator is able to seek him out and shoots him right in the face... Nathan doesn't get lucky here, so he takes 1HP of damage... which kills him off! He is Team 6's first casualty of 1FF Wars!

Bonus
Pokemon Stadium
Deadly Hitman fight - Winner receives a hitman GUARANTEED to do damage. Will randomly do 1, 2 or 3 HP of damage to a character of your choosing.
Trevor Philips – 20BR 2HP 1D8 (GNC) vs Lara Croft – 14BR 2HP 1D6 (T6) vs Bowser – 16BR 1HP 1D6 (SBF) vs Super Meat Boy – 3BR 9,993HP 1D4 (STAG)

So, of course, Meat Boy was fucked over pretty fast here once again. After eating Meat Boy, Bowser tried a ground pound on Lara, who ducked out of the way. She aimed an arrow at Bowsers face... but then Trevor showed up in a frenzy with a minigun. He opened fire on Bowser and Lara and tore them both to shreds! Trevor wins... again!

Bowser is killed off, becoming SBF's first casualty! SBF has lost its leader!

Lara just about survives... and after experiencing and surviving this ordeal, her survival instincts kick in and she ends up stronger as a result! She recovers 1HP, gains 3BR and gets a second D6!