1FF Wars

[last request]

We did regret it hugely though SUTSS. White Army should have been the one to go.....


You 2nd.

It was a double elimination, you voted those 2 out at the same time.

:hesk:

 

[last request]

I first realised that Oaf was my mortal enemy in 2014. In 2014 during Survivor, which I have since proven that I am the best player at, when our team lost the first challenge and he led the charge to remove me from the team. This weakened the team substantially but Oaf didn't care this was all part of his master plan to prevent me winning Wars. I have always been nice to Oaf but for some reason he has decided that his life's goal is to prevent me winning at all forum games.

Not that I want to add fuel to the fire, but you forgot Jack Torrance and the sticker stealing.

 

[SUTSS]

There are many examples over the years.

 

[Veggie Legs]

I'm disappointed, although not surprised, to see money changing hands in order for SBF to keep zuul.

 

[Magic]

Worse than FIFA.

 

[last request]

I think these reactions sum up some of the problems with society today. You are all happy to blow money each week on offers from the man (Oaf) but when 2 independent traders knock their heads together you all lose your shit. This is why the big supermarkets like Asda dominate whilst small corner shops are dying out.

 

[SUTSS]

You are part of the problem. When we throw off the shackles of Oaf's oppression we will be taking you down with him.

 

[Spirederman]

This deal feels more like you've somehow managed to get yourself a top of the range 55" 4K TV from poundland.

300k for Zuul, GNC are either fucking with you and stealing 150k or they're idiots.

No Dave, neither. We will explain our reasoning when we feel ready, although we might not as we don't have to clarify fuck all with you lot.

Happy to be of assistance, you c***.

 

[Veggie Legs]

Someone's a bit touchy this morning.

 

[IanH]

I feel T6’s pain but hopefully they carry on giving it a good go like they have done so far because it would be to the detriment of the game if they threw the towel in (not that I am suggesting you are).

Yeah, we're definitely not throwing anything in.

Hopefully this is the case with all other teams as well, as I know last time around there were quite a lot of inactive members. I think all teams (Perhaps Stags apart) had at least one useless member.

Silkyman made one post in the group thread to say he has no idea what's happening and fucked off.

 

[Spirederman]

Someone's a bit touchy this morning.

A case of addressing a twattish comment with an equally twattish comment Veggie

We're most definitely not idiots.

Neither are we stealing 150k. Zuul will not be silenced to pander to other teams needs, rather than our own.

We want to gain what is most beneficial to ourselves, not something that will benefit all.

 

[Spirederman]

Yeah, we're definitely not throwing anything in.



Silkyman made one post in the group thread to say he has no idea what's happening and fucked off.

Glad to hear it Hendy.

Unfortunate yes, no means game over for you though. You have a healthy roster and decent characters. 1 fruitful week and you're right back in the mix.

 

[last request]

Happy birthday to Oaf. Would like to hear SUTSS say it as well.

 

[Techno Natch]

No Dave, neither. We will explain our reasoning when we feel ready, although we might not as we don't have to clarify fuck all with you lot.

Happy to be of assistance, you c***.

If Daves a c*** then god only knows what you are mate.

Enough chitter chatter we'll see you in the arena.

 

[HarvSFC]

 

[Spirederman]

Dave knows me well enough to not take the c*** comment too seriously I would hope.
This is a game after all..........Jesus!!

Dave is probably still smarting over being beaten by myself and Mags in Grandstand also.

Entirely understandable. Being 2nd best is never nice.

Believe it or not, me and Dave actually get on very well on here!

 

[Techno Natch]

Dave knows me well enough to not take the c*** comment too seriously I would hope.
This is a game after all..........Jesus!!

Dave is probably still smarting over being beaten by myself and Mags in Grandstand also.

Entirely understandable. Being 2nd best is never nice.

Believe it or not, me and Dave actually get on very well on here!

Dude I was joking too! Should have put in another safety wink sorry! The last few pages have been brilliant.

 

[Spirederman]

Dude I was joking too! Should have put in another safety wink sorry! The last few pages have been brilliant.

Ffs Natch. I genuinely thought you were being serious

Yeah, it's getting quite tasty now I agree. Starting to feel more and more competetive which is great!

 

[Techno Natch]

No worries that's the problem with forums.

 

[SUTSS]

Happy Birthday Oaf!!!!!!

 

[Spirederman]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OAF.

You great galah.

 

[Techno Natch]

Happy Birthday Oaf!

 

[Rammy]

Happy birthday to the Jolly Green Giant!

 

[Leewilson]

Is there no way that Munkiki can take over when Oaf is going to be away for a few days?

Just helps to keep the pace of the game moving.

 

[last request]

One of the cool things about Promotion Wars was some of the match descriptions would be written by contestants. Obviously Oaf worked out the results still. Anyway, completely up to Oaf and Munkiki of course but I'd be happy to write some description/flavour for some of the matches if it helps. I'd imagine some other people would as well.

 

[Stagat]

One of the cool things about Promotion Wars was some of the match descriptions would be written by contestants. Obviously Oaf worked out the results still. Anyway, completely up to Oaf and Munkiki of course but I'd be happy to write some description/flavour for some of the matches if it helps. I'd imagine some other people would as well.

Well that's very noble of you but I'd go a step further personally and state right here, right now, that I'd be happy to write up and post the results in full every week if need be. Just give us a shout if you need a hand with that, Oaf.

 

[PaulHaddock]

I think I can help too. Here's one I prepared earlier.

Vice City
Heavyweight
The Dude – 1BR 3HP 1D4 (GNC) vs Captain America – 17BR 2HP 1D8 (STAG)

GNC must've made a mistake and thought Stags might forget to submit their character like those twats T6. Unfortunately for them Stagnificent were on form again and chose their top player for the 200k Vice City. Oh wait, GNC did this because they've worked out the background rule that anyone ranked higher than 10BR for Stagnificent gets an automatic -20BR applied to them and Captain America is teabagged to death by The Dude. To make things worse Crash Bandicoot thought he'd come in and back his team mate up and was smothered by a fucking rug. -£500k for trying to cheat and it's game over for Stagnificent.

Too many words. Don't you know the rules?

 

[Spirederman]

I think I can help too. Here's one I prepared earlier.

Vice City
Heavyweight
The Dude – 1BR 3HP 1D4 (GNC) vs Captain America – 17BR 2HP 1D8 (STAG)

GNC must've made a mistake and thought Stags might forget to submit their character like those twats T6. Unfortunately for them Stagnificent were on form again and chose their top player for the 200k Vice City. Oh wait, GNC did this because they've worked out the background rule that anyone ranked higher than 10BR for Stagnificent gets an automatic -20BR applied to them and Captain America is teabagged to death by The Dude. To make things worse Crash Bandicoot thought he'd come in and back his team mate up and was smothered by a fucking rug. -£500k for trying to cheat and it's game over for Stagnificent.

Hahahahaha. Brilliant Dave!!!

Loved that!

 

[Spirederman]

Ffs....still laughing!!!

 

[last request]

Captain America trying to fight someone.