1FF Wars

[last request]

After begging all day I'm not surprised to see Stags turn to stealing. Just need to borrow something now to complete the lowlife hat-trick.

 

[Spirederman]

I feel like you're not dedicated enough Spirederman. That rant wasn't nearly as volatile as the one I got in Survivor.


Also, Scorpian is a bloody steal. £250k for a 14BR character. Did you price some of these whilst pissed Oaf?

My Survivor rant was totally OOC for me Lee, you know that. I still feel like I should apologise again now, 10/11 months down the line.

I didn't really rant at any point last night or today did I??

Trust me, the dedication is there. This game has so many parallels with the last it's quite eerie.

Reem and SBF were the strongest teams early on last time, while Team 6 are this year's Stags, and Stags are last times CCM.

3CC are pretty much Team Relentless, while we've quietly built our roster with shit (The Dude =Ace Ventura,Homer=Gollum) and padded with quality see Trevor for (Not quite) Gandalf, and middling characters that hardly ever win such as Beast(Spyro).

Our 2 new signings put us just about par with the top 2, around the same time as last time around.

I'm 100% committed to winning this, as I am all forum games, as you already know


Once again mate, sorry.

 

[Magic]

I will make Spidey's Survivor rant look like an episode of Arthur if Lee fucks up in this game.

 

[Leewilson]

My Survivor rant was totally OOC for me Lee, you know that. I still feel like I should apologise again now, 10/11 months down the line.

I didn't really rant at any point last night or today did I??

Trust me, the dedication is there. This game has so many parallels with the last it's quite eerie.

Reem and SBF were the strongest teams early on last time, while Team 6 are this year's Stags, and Stags are last times CCM.

3CC are pretty much Team Relentless, while we've quietly built our roster with shit (The Dude =Ace Ventura,Homer=Gollum) and padded with quality see Trevor for (Not quite) Gandalf, and middling characters that hardly ever win such as Beast(Spyro).

Our 2 new signings put us just about par with the top 2, around the same time as last time around.

I'm 100% committed to winning this, as I am all forum games, as you already know


Once again mate, sorry.

You don't have to apologise, I was joking with you.

You didn't mention our team once in that post though which I take as a good sign.

The war is on

 

[Veggie Legs]

You didn't mention our team once in that post though which I take as a good sign.

The war is on

I noticed that too. We'll just keep going about our business quietly.

 

[Spirederman]

You don't have to apologise, I was joking with you.

You didn't mention our team once in that post though which I take as a good sign.

The war is on

Reem refers to your team!!

You'll never escape that name 3DD.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Reem refers to your team!!

You'll never escape that name 3DD.

No idea what you're on about. In the last game we were called Hand of Wilson.

I think all that rap cheating has gone to your head.

 

[Oaf]

I feel like you're not dedicated enough Spirederman. That rant wasn't nearly as volatile as the one I got in Survivor.


Also, Scorpian is a bloody steal. £250k for a 14BR character. Did you price some of these whilst pissed Oaf?

Hey, I've never made a secret about the fact that the bargains are out there! Prices are pretty much done on a formula of ~50% of the price being influenced by BR + How good the ability is, + ~50% of the price being a number plucked out of thin air by me.

 

[Stagat]

This game has so many parallels with the last it's quite eerie.

Reem and SBF were the strongest teams early on last time, while Team 6 are this year's Stags, and Stags are last times CCM.

3CC are pretty much Team Relentless, while we've quietly built our roster with shit (The Dude =Ace Ventura,Homer=Gollum) and padded with quality see Trevor for (Not quite) Gandalf, and middling characters that hardly ever win such as Beast(Spyro).

Our 2 new signings put us just about par with the top 2, around the same time as last time around.

I'm 100% committed to winning this, as I am all forum games, as you already know


Once again mate, sorry.

Steady's been like the Independence Day spaceship.

 

[Oaf]

Ogrimmar
Hitman fight
Lightweight
GNC vs 1

Hogwarts
Lightweight
3DD vs 1

Nostromo
Middleweight
3DD vs 1

Mount Doom
Fountain of Youth fight (The winner of this fight will be reverted back to their starting BR and HP... this means that they go back to having their original HP so could be great for healing somebody, but they also go back to their original BR so all progress made on that front will be reset. Meanwhile, the loser will also have JUST their BR reset, without the HP boost bonus!)
Middleweight
T6 vs 1

Vice City
Heavyweight
GNC vs 1

Pokemon Stadium
Heavyweight
T6 vs 1

Jakku
Bonus - SILENCED! The winner may choose one character on another teams roster and REMOVE their ability!
No Limit
GNC vs 1 vs 1 vs 1

As always, 2 plus the bonus.

Deadline: 11am Wednesday morning.

 

[Stagat]

Stags to Jakku

 

[Leewilson]

3DD to Jakku

 

[SUTSS]

Stags to Ogrimmar

 

[IanH]

T6 to Jakku

 

[last request]

Understandably the winner of the bonus match will want to target Stay Puft. Before the winner rushes in and deletes Stay Puft’s power though consider the offers below. Why delete his power to help all the other teams when you can turn the situation solely in your teams favour?

SBF offer to sell Stay Puft to the winner of the bonus match (whoever it is) for £1m. Which would mean you could silence another character of your choice. You would be well within your rights to silence an SBF character if you chose to.

SBF offer to sell Stay Puft to anyone now for £800K (only before the results of this card), which means you will get to use his power this week. First come first serve!

We are open to negotiation if you want to offer a combination of characters/items + cash but the amounts above are the ballpark area we are looking at.

He’s a BR 15 guy as well, so you wouldn’t just be getting the Zuul power you’re getting a mean fighter to boot with full 3HP. Did I mention his 100% win record (fought 1, won 1 via KO in a touch match against Super Meat Balboa)?! That is Howard Brown level stuff.

 

[last request]

We'll offer you 20k and the Independence Day Spaceship for Stay Puft.

If you want to make it more beneficial for you, throw in Mufasa, Peter Pan and Baloo and we'll add Phoenix Down to the offer.

Please consider our offer.

 

[SUTSS]

Ok. We'll offer you Bilbo Baggins for Stay Puft plus £500k. This is more than fair.

 

[Leewilson]

Understandably the winner of the bonus match will want to target Stay Puft. Before the winner rushes in and deletes Stay Puft’s power though consider the offers below. Why delete his power to help all the other teams when you can turn the situation solely in your teams favour?

SBF offer to sell Stay Puft to the winner of the bonus match (whoever it is) for £1m. Which would mean you could silence another character of your choice. You would be well within your rights to silence an SBF character if you chose to.

SBF offer to sell Stay Puft to anyone now for £800K (only before the results of this card), which means you will get to use his power this week. First come first serve!

We are open to negotiation if you want to offer a combination of characters/items + cash but the amounts above are the ballpark area we are looking at.

He’s a BR 15 guy as well, so you wouldn’t just be getting the Zuul power you’re getting a mean fighter to boot with full 3HP. Did I mention his 100% win record (fought 1, won 1 via KO in a touch match against Super Meat Balboa)?! That is Howard Brown level stuff.

Nobody with any sense would take that offer considering we could have another bonus round soon where the prize is to silence a character.

 

[last request]

Nobody with any sense would take that offer considering we could have another bonus round soon where the prize is to silence a character.

Obviously any character anyone signs is a risk in this game, and nothing is certain.

This silencer stipulation has come up one in about 8(?) game weeks.

Yes it could come up next week. Or it might not come up for 15 weeks. The team with Stay Puft would also have a chance of winning a future silence stipulation match.

A 15BR character with no power is worth about £400K.

So we are asking for £600K on top of that.

When you consider what you win for an uncontested fight plus territory is £200K, not mention some fights have very nice bonus prizes, it would be very easy to make a profit on that £600K

Stay Puft has won us comfortably more than £600K during the game so far. It would have been even more if we hadn’t bummed out on our luck (Peter Pan & Baloo) with the free characters we won.

Maybe the meeting point is more like £900K, but there is definitely a mutually beneficial trade on the cards between us and whoever wins the bonus match. There is a fantastic power on the table, one which if we are going to lose anyway we may as well sell.

 

[MagpieBee]

Obviously any character anyone signs is a risk in this game, and nothing is certain.

This silencer stipulation has come up one in about 8(?) game weeks.

Yes it could come up next week. Or it might not come up for 15 weeks. The team with Stay Puft would also have a chance of winning a future silence stipulation match.

A 15BR character with no power is worth about £400K.

So we are asking for £600K on top of that.

When you consider what you win for an uncontested fight plus territory is £200K, not mention some fights have very nice bonus prizes, it would be very easy to make a profit on that £600K

Stay Puft has won us comfortably more than £600K during the game so far. It would have been even more if we hadn’t bummed out on our luck (Peter Pan & Baloo) with the free characters we won.

Maybe the meeting point is more like £900K, but there is definitely a mutually beneficial trade on the cards between us and whoever wins the bonus match. There is a fantastic power on the table, one which if we are going to lose anyway we may as well sell.

If you were going to lose it anyway, then surely everyone else would also likely lose it if bought?

I reckon you guys have a ridiculously good character offer that you currently can't afford so you are trying to raise funds for, I'd warn anyone against buying Stay Puft as you'd likely just be funding a better character for their team.

 

[last request]

If you were going to lose it anyway, then surely everyone else would also likely lose it if bought?

I reckon you guys have a ridiculously good character offer that you currently can't afford so you are trying to raise funds for, I'd warn anyone against buying Stay Puft as you'd likely just be funding a better character for their team.

The first part - I'm not saying it isn't a risk - that is factored into the offer price. If it was "You get Stay Puft and his power will never go away 100% guaranteed, and he can never die" the asking price would be a fair bit more than £1m. We also have to factor in that ZUUL can be used against us in the future.

The second part - the deadline for signing character offers this GW is already closed.

Anyway, fair enough if you aren't interested. I genuinely believe there is a mutually beneficial trade available tho.

Here's a metaphor :hesk:

Let's say I have a huge pot of money. But the King grants you permission to destroy my pot of money if you wish to. Yes you could go ahead and burn all the money, and I would have significantly less money. However, if I gave you 60% of the money in exchange for not burning the entire pot we would both be better off.

 

[MagpieBee]

The first part - I'm not saying it isn't a risk - that is factored into the offer price. If it was "You get Stay Puft and his power will never go away 100% guaranteed, and he can never die" the asking price would be a fair bit more than £1m. We also have to factor in that ZUUL can be used against us in the future.

The second part - the deadline for signing character offers this GW is already closed.

Anyway, fair enough if you aren't interested. I genuinely believe there is a mutually beneficial trade available tho.

Here's a metaphor :hesk:

Let's say I have a huge pot of money. But the King grants you permission to destroy my pot of money if you wish to. Yes you could go ahead and burn all the money, and I would have significantly less money. However, if I gave you 60% of the money in exchange for not burning the entire pot we would both be better off.

Except for your 60% of the money I'd also have to give you a bunch of mine. And there's no guarantee that the King won't give permission to someone else...

 

[last request]

Just to clear the other thing up that people might be skeptical about - we would happily pay £600K for a "signed guarantee" that Stay Puft wouldn't be silenced after this fight, and that's even with the risks mentioned earlier. However, Oaf has made it clear that only money, characters etc. can be traded. So as we can't get a signed guarantee, Stay Puft can act as a sort of vessel so both sides can feel secure because obviously you wouldn't buy Stay Puft off us and then delete his power.

Except for your 60% of the money I'd also have to give you a bunch of mine. And there's no guarantee that the King won't give permission to someone else...

Well in the metaphor, when I say "pot of money" I'm talking about Stay Puft's power in a 1FF Wars sense rather than money. Okay let's say it's a Playstation 4. You could smash it up and we would lose a PS4. Or we could give the PS4 to you for £150. You get a cheap PS4 and we get £150 rather than a bunch of smashed up wires and plastic.

Forget who owns Stay Puft for a second and think of the Zuul power on it's own. The Zuul power exists. It is worth something. If someone deletes that power, something of value becomes nothing. Therefore there must be value that can be shared in some way to benefit both parties.

 

[MagpieBee]

Meh. I'd kill the power.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

It's Glados mark II. By the end of it, everyone just wanted Glados dead. This time, everyone just wants Zuul gone.

 

[Spirederman]

It's Glados mark II. By the end of it, everyone just wanted Glados dead. This time, everyone just wants Zuul gone.

I didn't want Glados dead!!

 

[last request]

SBF – Mt Doom and Pokemon Stadium

 

[Oaf]

STUFF:

ZUUL is used to possess the Wicked Witch of the West. The Wicked Witch is not in a fight this week, though, so it doesn't do an awful lot.

Ogrimmar
Hitman fight
Lightweight
Indiana Jones – 8BR 3HP 1D6 (GNC) vs Bilbo Baggins – 4BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG)

Hogwarts
Lightweight
Pikachu – 6BR 2HP 1D6 (3DD) uncontested

Nostromo
Middleweight
The Bride – 14BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD) uncontested

Mount Doom
Fountain of Youth fight
Middleweight
T6 vs Mewtwo – 11BR 2HP 1D6 (SBF)

T6 fail to select a fighter leaving SBF to take Mount Doom unopposed. T6 face a 200k fine! Mewtwo is restored to 10BR and 3HP.

Vice City
Heavyweight
Juggernaut – 14BR 3HP 1D6 (GNC) vs Captain America – 17BR 2HP 1D8 (STAG)

But Scorpion uses Get Over Here to force SMB into the fight in place of Cap!

So it is now...

Juggernaut – 14BR 3HP 1D6 (GNC) vs Super Meat Boy – 3BR 9,995HP 1D4 (STAG)

Pokemon Stadium
Heavyweight
T6 vs Bowser – 16BR 2HP 1D6 (SBF)

T6 fail to select a fighter leaving SBF to take Pokemon Stadium unopposed. T6 face another 200k fine!

Jakku
Bonus - SILENCED! The winner may choose one character on another teams roster and REMOVE their ability!
No Limit
Trevor Philips – 18BR 2HP 1D8 (GNC) vs Super Meat Boy - 3BR 9,995HP 1D4 (STAG) vs Liquid Snake – 15BR 1HP 1D6 (3DD) vs T6

However, Trevor Philips is followed to Jakku by a strange pretense... something invisible is coming to this fight with him, boosting him to 25BR for this fight!

T6 once again fail to select a fighter, incurring another £200k fine.

 

[Oaf]

Results!

Ogrimmar
Hitman fight
Lightweight
Indiana Jones – 8BR 3HP 1D6 (GNC) vs Bilbo Baggins – 4BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG)

Indy has double the BR here so is feeling confident... but surprisingly is caught off guard by Bilbo, who manages to plunge sting deep into his heart. Bilbo pulls off the upset and takes Ogrimmar, as well as the Hitman, for Stagnificent.

Hogwarts
Lightweight
Pikachu – 6BR 2HP 1D6 (3DD) uncontested

Nostromo
Middleweight
The Bride – 14BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD) uncontested

Mount Doom
Fountain of Youth fight
Middleweight
T6 vs Mewtwo – 11BR 2HP 1D6 (SBF)

T6 face a 200k fine! Mewtwo is restored to 10BR and 3HP.

Vice City
Heavyweight
Juggernaut – 14BR 3HP 1D6 (GNC) vs Super Meat Boy – 3BR 9,995HP 1D4 (STAG)

Having been forced into the fight by Scorpion, Meatboy never really stood a chance here. However, the scores were actually a lot closer than you'd have suspected... still, it wasn't enough to see anything besides Juggernaut power through this one. He'sstarted building some momentum...

Pokemon Stadium
Heavyweight
T6 vs Bowser – 16BR 2HP 1D6 (SBF)

T6 fail to select a fighter leaving SBF to take Pokemon Stadium unopposed. T6 face another 200k fine!

Jakku
Bonus - SILENCED! The winner may choose one character on another teams roster and REMOVE their ability!
No Limit
Trevor Philips – 18BR 2HP 1D8 (GNC) vs Super Meat Boy - 3BR 9,995HP 1D4 (STAG) vs Liquid Snake – 15BR 1HP 1D6 (3DD)

T6 once again fail to select a fighter, incurring another £200k fine.

Trevor looked on top of things here anyway, but even still, just as things looked as if they couldn't be any easier for him, mother fucking PREDATOR showed up as well out of nowhere and blasted Liquid and Meatboy to hell!

Liquid Snake becomes the first character to die in 1FF Wars!

GNC may silence a character. Their chose must be made in bold in here, or in the PM.

 

[Oaf]

Summary:

GNC
Indiana Jones loses 1HP!
Lost Ogrimmar!
Juggernaut gains +1 momentum...
Gain 400k!
Scorpion loses "get over here!"
Trevor gains 1BR!
Gain 400k!
May SILENCE a character!

3DD
Gain 150k!
Gain another 150k!
Liquid Snake is killed!

STAG
Bilbo gains 1BR!
Gain 100k!
Gain Ogrimmar!
Gain a Hitman!
Super Meat Boy loses 2HP!

SBF
Gain 150k!
Gain Mount Doom!
Mewtwo is restored to 10BR and 3HP.
Gain another 150k!
Gain Pokemon Stadium!

T6
Face 600k in fines!
Lose Mount Doom!
Lose Pokemon Stadium!