1FF Wars

[Spirederman]

Munks, is Normandy Beach like normal....

Losers die??

 

[Munkiki]

Normandy Beach: The fuckest fucking territory that ever existed. An absolute pain in the ass. Why? Well, even if you win this, you fuckin' lose. Both the winner AND the loser of this fight take such a beating that they BOTH lose 1hp.

 

[Spirederman]

Spire hates Dave

 

[Spirederman]

What have I done now?

You know I don't ya mug

 

[The Hand of Dom]

@3DD count your lucky stars that Zeddemore can only be used in a 1 v 1

Meh. You're at risk with that as much as we are if used against us so.,,

 

[Spirederman]

Meh. You're at risk with that as much as we are if used against us so.,,

Not disputing that......both teams need to reduce their wage bill so win win.

 

[SUTSS]

It's nearly time....

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Not disputing that......both teams need to reduce their wage bill so win win.

Since when did we need to reduce ours?

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Since we rubbed the genies magic bollocks and wished for your wage bill to quadruple.

And miss the chance of a Spiredy breakdown?

That young family has frazzled your brain

 

[Spirederman]

We're not c***.

We asked for world peace and to win 1FF Wars with the other two.

Game Over.

You winning 1FF Wars wouldn't bring much peace to my world ya muggish c***.

 

[Munkiki]

You're going to have to bear with me this week while I figure this all out...

 

[Spirederman]

You're going to have to bear with me this week while I figure this all out...

This suggests that an absolute shitstorm is in the making

 

[SUTSS]

This suggests that an absolute shitstorm is in the making

Super Meat Boy is responsible

 

[last request]

Everything the sun touches will be yours...

 

[Munkiki]

Normandy Beach – Lightweight
John Cena – 10BR 2HP 1D8 (T6) vs Daenerys Targaryen – 2BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Indiana Jones – 9BR 2HP 1D6 (GNC)

TARDIS – Lightweight
Baloo – 6BR 2HP 1D6 (SBF) vs Genie of the Lamp – 10BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG)

Rapture – Middleweight
Hit Man Fight
Big Daddy – 11BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG) vs Mewtwo – 12BR 3HP 1D6 (SBF)

Nostromo – Middleweight
Random Character Fight
SBF vs GNC vs T6

thanks to the power of random.org this fight will be between...

Mewtwo – 12BR 3HP 1D6 (SBF) vs Scorpion – 14BR 3HP 1D6 (GNC) vs Goofy – 11BR 2HP 1D6 (T6)

Hogwarts – Heavyweight
The Bride w/the Golden Axe – 20BR 2HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Raphael – 18BR 2HP 1D8 (T6)

Pokémon Stadium – Heavyweight
Gandalf – 16BR 3HP 1D6 (GNC) vs Captain America – 19BR 1HP 1D10 (STAG)

Gandalf gets +3BR when defending a territory (boosting him to 19BR). Captain America just smirks.

Xavier's School – Bonus
Random 18BR+ Character for Free
Elsa – 20BR 2HP 1D8 (3DD) vs Marcus Fenix – 14BR 1HP 1D6 (STAG) vs Link – 19BR 3HP 1D12+1D6 (SBF) vs Trevor Philips – 20BR 2HP 1D8 (GNC)

As he reaches the gates of Xavier's School, Trevor freezes. He has been possessed by Zuul and cannot enter a fight this week. Wolverine steps up.

Marcus Fenix looks a little out of his depth but he fires up his Chainsaw Gun and grins.

Elsa – 20BR 2HP 1D8 (3DD) vs Marcus Fenix – 14BR 1HP 1D6 (STAG) vs Link – 19BR 3HP 1D12+1D6 (SBF) vs Wolverine – 16BR 3HP 1D10 (GNC)

 

[Leewilson]

Everything the sun touches will be yours...

My guess before Mufasa died was whoever killed him would go to your team. But I'm thinking it may well be anyone who's fought him now.

 

[Munkiki]

Having acquired the Genie of the Lamp, Stagnificent were given three wishes to make.

Wish 1 – an instant win at Rapture
Wish 2 – an instant win at Pokémon Stadium
Wish 3 – an instant win at Xavier's School

 

[PaulHaddock]

Oh fuck off

 

[Leewilson]

Fair play Stag. Enjoy the benefits of Xavier's

 

[Oaf]

No wish for the Genies freedom?

 

[Spirederman]

c***

 

[Spirederman]

So pissed we overlooked Aladdin the other week now.

Really wish we'd have bought him!!

 

[Spirederman]

But yeah, well in Stags

 

[MagpieBee]

Some of the powers in this game, just a teeny bit OP.

 

[Spirederman]

Stags have basically just put themselves right back in contention with the shrewd signing of Aladdin, and the 3 wishes.

Have to say well played, as much as it pains me to do so.

I'm just happy that Xavier's is out of the hands of 3DD.


Oh, and SBF..........You can fuck right off now.

 

[Spirederman]

Some of the powers in this game, just a teeny bit OP.

We had the option Mags tbf. We can't really moan, as we gave Aladdin little consideration, although we did say his power must be good due to his price tag.

Didn't expect it to have quite the effect it had though.

 

[Don Tonberry]

Those wishes may not come true, ya know.

 

[Spirederman]

They've done you a favour.....

How so??

Surely HP won't be lost as no one has taken a beating?

 

[Oaf]

So pissed we overlooked Aladdin the other week now.

Really wish we'd have bought him!!

Honestly, since the start it feels like Aladdin has been one of the most offered characters, I swear every team has had like 3 chances to sign him Me and Munkiki have been sat back desperately trying not to scream at people for not signing him, knowing what he can bring to the table... was a relief to finally see somebody take the plunge!

 

[Spirederman]

Those wishes may not come true, ya know.

Hadn't considered that DT