1FF Wars

[Spirederman]

Basically if they keep free of money troubles, Stags are now here till the end game.

 

[Oaf]

Also, deadline!

I will set it as: 1pm tomorrow (Thursday)

 

[Oaf]

GNC sign:

Butters Stotch [South Park] – 4BR 3HP 1D6 – £500,000/£20,000 – Professor Chaos

 

[Stagat]

Professor Chaos must be some ability for that price.

 

[Don Tonberry]

As an avid SP fan I have a good idea what Professor Chaos does.

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[Stagat]

Well tell us then!

 

[Don Tonberry]

Nah, I'm too much of an impartial person to give such info away.

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[MagpieBee]

He is, the last Mehicaaaan.

 

[Spirederman]

Butters gonna fuck you all up real good.

 

[Spirederman]

Until someone signs Ms. Choksondik, he's pretty much fucking useless Don.

 

[Leewilson]

Normandy Beach – Lightweight
John Cena (T6) vs Daenerys Targaryen (3DD) vs Indiana Jones (GNC)

Daenerys looked completely lost in this fight and it didn't take long for Cena to do some wrestling shit on her. He was favourite but somehow Indy wipes the floor with him. GNC take Normandy Beach.

Cena doesn't take damage for losing fights, Daenerys does and despite winning, Indy takes 1HP damage for his troubles.

I'm sure Cena took 1hp damage in a previous fight? Or is this one of them lucky-esque 50/50 powers?

 

[Spirederman]

We're just gonna flood the world and spray aerosol cans to no effect...

We can only do that though when we sign 500k Dougie and activate General Disarray.

Mugged off again by Oaf and Munks.

 

[Leewilson]

GNC sign:

Butters Stotch [South Park] – 4BR 3HP 1D6 – £500,000/£20,000 – Professor Chaos

Oh look, GNC spending money again.

 

[Don Tonberry]

I just hope that Cartman's power is The Coon. Spired, you also need to sign some gerbils to use as Minions for Chaos. That will bankrupt you!

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[Spirederman]

3DD USE PHOENIX DOWN ON ELSA

#InB4Wilson

 

[Spirederman]

I just hope that Cartman's power is The Coon. Spired, you also need to sign some gerbils to use as Minions for Chaos. That will bankrupt you!

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Ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh Don

We don't want all the teams to know what we need to do to make Chaos work.

They'll just sign them and stop us.

 

[Oaf]

I'm sure Cena took 1hp damage in a previous fight? Or is this one of them lucky-esque 50/50 powers?

 

[The Hand of Dom]

3DD USE PHOENIX DOWN ON ELSA

#InB4Wilson

I'm gonna need a pen and paper for all the mistakes you're making in this game.

This one being another...

 

[The Hand of Dom]

I'm sure Cena took 1hp damage in a previous fight? Or is this one of them lucky-esque 50/50 powers?

A 50/50 power, you mean the same one where a "MASTER thief" has a 50% chance of stealing or dying? Ah, yeah.

 

[Spirederman]

I'm gonna need a pen and paper for all the mistakes you're making in this game.

This one being another...

Use Excel if there's that many mate.

 

[Spirederman]

Would I be making another mistake in saying 1M for a shitty stat character with high wages was value for money??

 

[Spirederman]

GNC the Millwall of 1FF Wars.

Edit:

Spire the Millwall of 1FF Wars

 

[Leewilson]

A 50/50 power, you mean the same one where a "MASTER thief" has a 50% chance of stealing or dying? Ah, yeah.

More like Nathan Drake's Lucky power. 50/50 chance of avoiding damage etc.

 

[Spirederman]

Only just realised our group PM is 9 pages longer than this thread.

 

[Oaf]

A mysterious newcomer arrives at Stag HQ!

Due to a clever disguise, he is able to sneak in without them realising who he is. Once inside, the professor goes into each one of the Stag HQ bathrooms... and turns on the taps. After a few minutes, all of the taps in the building are running, and the professor escapes. It takes a good hour or so for Stags to realise what has happened, and they take a good 10 minutes shutting them down, as well as getting a little boost in their water bill for the month. Plus, some characters get a bit of splash back when turning the taps off as well so they get a little bit damp, which nobody likes.

Professor Chaos has struck, and now Stags characters are all a little bit wet and have had to waste their time and a negligible amount of money. They can only pray that he does not strike again!

 

[PaulHaddock]

That'll show you lot!

 

[Spirederman]

That'll show you lot!

Hahahahahahahaha. Fuck sake.

Lol'd at that!!

 

[MagpieBee]

If only for these terrible stories, Butters was worth it.

Because they do nothing, he really wasn't...

 

[Munkiki]

3DD buy the Portal Gun

 

[last request]