1FF Wars

[IanH]

Cheers Munks, comprehensive as ever.

A great lesson in the human psyche of remember the bad, and forgetting / ignoring the good for me there.

Stags clearly the hard done bys, both in territory defended and the win ratio.

 

[Oaf]

SBF have been infiltrated once again...

This time, they find the lifeless body of newcomer Jordan Belfort with his head damn near hacked off and money stuck in the wound. The wolf of wall street is dead and no longer brings his finances to SBF.

 

[Leewilson]

SBF have been infiltrated once again...

This time, they find the lifeless body of newcomer Jordan Belfort with his head damn near hacked off and money stuck in the wound. The wolf of wall street is dead and no longer brings his finances to SBF.

SBF's wages should be 155k, not 145k:hesk:

 

[Spirederman]

SBF's wages should be 155k, not 145k:hesk:

Wasn't he making them 100k not 10k?

 

[Leewilson]

Wasn't he making them 100k not 10k?

Adding up their wages makes 175k. Deduct their 20k money maker that is still remaining leaves them on 155k.

 

[Munkiki]

 

[Oaf]

.... in my defence it was nearly 2am.

 

[last request]

Speaking of defending territories, just out of curiosity is there a particular reason it went back down to 2 spots each this week?

 

[Oaf]

No real reason beyond the fact that it was me making the card again rather than Munkiki and I just wanted to sort of do an easy week, so just reverted back to doing it the way I was doing it before, just to get myself back into it. Missing a few Game Weeks worth of action gives you a lot to catch up on in terms of what's happened/who's got what character and what not.

 

[Oaf]

Wonderland
Battle of the Minds!
Lightweight
T6 vs 1

Xaviers School
Faction Battle:
Lightweight
STAG vs GNC

Tardis
Middleweight
STAG vs 3DD

Winterfell
Dice Only
Middleweight
2 (T6) vs 2

Vice City
Faction Battle
Heavyweight
3DD vs SBF

Jurassic Park
Heavyweight
SBF vs GNC

Hogwarts
ALL OR NOTHING (£1,000,000 to the winner, plus a bonus offer of a character worth at least £1,000,000. All losers must pay £100,000 and a random character on their roster will lose 1HP!)
BONUS:
3DD vs GNC vs T6 vs STAGS

Right, nobody can actually go anywhere else, so I'm gonna get going with the results. Yeah, it's only like 2 minutes until the deadline anyway... but early is still early

 

[Oaf]

First, because it's the question all want answered... the character zuuled this week is: Dr Manhatten.

Also, Stagnificent apply a dice upgrade to Captain America!

Wonderland
Battle of the Minds!
Lightweight
John Cena T6 goes unopposed

Xaviers School
Faction Battle:
Lightweight
Bilbo Baggins – [5BR 1HP 1D6] STAG vs Indiana Jones [10BR 1HP 1D6] GNC

Tardis
Middleweight
Marcus Fenix – [15BR 1HP 1D6] STAG vs Drax [15BR 3HP 1D6] 3DD
Drax is equipped with the Golden Axe to bring him to 15BR!

Winterfell
Dice Only
Middleweight
Dutch and Luthor (T6) go unopposed!

Vice City
Faction Battle
Heavyweight
Scott Pilgrim – [20BR 2HP 1D6] 3DD vs Godzilla [18BR 3HP 1D6] SBF

Jurassic Park
Heavyweight
Stay Puft [16BR 3HP 1D6] SBF vs Predator [17BR 3HP 1D6] GNC

Hogwarts
ALL OR NOTHING (£1,000,000 to the winner, plus a bonus offer of a character worth at least £1,000,000. All losers must pay £100,000 and a random character on their roster will lose 1HP!)
BONUS:
The Bride – [20BR 2HP 1D6] 3DD vs Trevor Philips [20BR 2HP 1D8] GNC vs Donatello [18BR 3HP 1D6] T6 vs Captain America – [20BR 1HP 1D12] STAGS

The Bride is equipped with a portal gun to take her to 20BR!

 

[last request]

Any reason why GNC you put Pred rather than Wolverine against us? If it's just being nice then thank you

 

[Oaf]

Wonderland
Battle of the Minds!
Lightweight
John Cena T6 goes unopposed

Xaviers School
Faction Battle:
Lightweight
Bilbo Baggins – [5BR 1HP 1D6] STAG vs Indiana Jones [10BR 1HP 1D6] GNC

Despite the huge 5BR disadvantage Bilbo had here, his resourcefulness was enough to see him hold Indy to a stalemate. Indy backs off, neither of them having been badly hurt... Stags retain Xaviers School, overcoming the odds.

Tardis
Middleweight
Marcus Fenix – [15BR 1HP 1D6] STAG vs Drax [15BR 3HP 1D6] 3DD

Well this one couldn't have been any closer on paper with the exact same stats as each other. However, after doing a great job in the game so far, Drax severely underperformed here while Marcus was absolutely on song (scoring 15 for BR!) and strolled to victory in the end after rushing up to Drax and BLOWING HIM TO SHIT with his shotgun.

Winterfell
Dice Only
Middleweight
Dutch and Luthor (T6) go unopposed!

Vice City
Faction Battle
Heavyweight
Scott Pilgrim – [20BR 2HP 1D6] 3DD vs Godzilla [18BR 3HP 1D6] SBF

Both of these two behemoths of 1FF Wars scored abysmally here... 3DD were just fortunate that Pilgrim was the slightly less awful of the two. Pilgrim managed to climb up onto Godzillas head and stab him in the brain, causing him to explode into coins. LOTS of coins.

Jurassic Park
Heavyweight
Stay Puft [16BR 3HP 1D6] SBF vs Predator [17BR 3HP 1D6] GNC

Well, call this week the dullest of dull weeks... because here we get our second god damned tie. BOOOOO to you all.

Hogwarts
ALL OR NOTHING (£1,000,000 to the winner, plus a bonus offer of a character worth at least £1,000,000. All losers must pay £100,000 and a random character on their roster will lose 1HP!)
BONUS:
The Bride – [20BR 2HP 1D6] 3DD vs Trevor Philips [20BR 2HP 1D8] GNC vs Donatello [18BR 3HP 1D6] T6 vs Captain America – [20BR 1HP 1D12] STAGS

Donatello and The Bride look quite out of place here and are quickly dispatched by Trevor and Cap' respectively. It's not long until it's just down to those two... it's a close one, but in the end, that man Trevor once again is able to bring yet another big win home for GNC.

 

[Oaf]

Summary:

GNC
Gain £1 Million!
Bonus offer of a character who is worth at least £1 million!

3DD
Drax loses 1HP
Gain 200k!
Get a faction character offer!
The Bride loses 1HP!
Lose 100k!
A random character is chosen to lose 1HP... it's Carl Johnson!

STAG
Gain 125k!
Marcus Fenix gains 1BR!
Captain America loses 1HP! He is killed!
Lose 100k!
A random character is chosen to lose 1HP... it's Marcus Fenix! Marcus is killed!


SBF
Godzilla loses 1HP

T6
75k gained!
Another 75k gained!
Donatello loses 1HP!
Lose 100k!
A random character is chosen to lose 1HP... it's the Wicked Witch!

Although... I honestly don't remember what the hell I did with draws with regards with money I'll have to look through unless somebody can remind me...

 

[PaulHaddock]

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR DRAWS

But thank you for the one million

 

[Leewilson]

Trevor is such a dick. The amount of big fights he seems to win is ridiculous. Largely shit week for us bar retaining Vice City.

 

[Oaf]

Right, OP is updated... character offers incoming!

 

[Spirederman]

Fuck off with the draws at Xav's will ya.

 

[Stagat]

Although... I honestly don't remember what the hell I did with draws with regards with money I'll have to look through unless somebody can remind me...

Money goes to the home fighter iirc.

 

[Spirederman]

Hugely tempered of course that we're basically 1m better off!!


G-G-GNC

 

[Oaf]

3DD buy:

Dice Upgrade – £50,000 (upgrades the dice of a character of your choosing)
Dice Upgrade – £50,000 (upgrades the dice of a character of your choosing)

And sign:

Tommy Vercetti [Grand Theft Auto] – 12BR 3HP 1D6 – £200,000/NA – Money Maker (£30k)

 

[HarvSFC]

That GTA faction tho.

 

[Oaf]

GNC buy:

Valyrian Steel – £150,000

 

[Leewilson]

GNC buy:

Valyrian Steel – £150,000

Bought your very own Golden Axe have you

 

[Leewilson]

You can tell Oaf is rusty, he's completely forgotten to take Hogwarts off of us.

Transparency and all that.

 

[Magic]

We didn't want it anyway.

 

[last request]

TRICKY TREV

 

[Oaf]

You can tell Oaf is rusty, he's completely forgotten to take Hogwarts off of us.

Transparency and all that.

Right ye are.

Have moved it, sorted out the money ect too.

 

[MagpieBee]

TRICKY TREV

To be fair, Trev has lost a lot too, we've had to revive and med pack him a fair few times, spent a lot keeping him alive!

 

[Spirederman]

To be fair, Trev has lost a lot too, we've had to revive and med pack him a fair few times, spent a lot keeping him alive!

He does tend to come good in the big stakes fights though