1FF Wars

[last request]

Vice City
Faction Battle
Heavyweight
Scott Pilgrim – [20BR 2HP 1D6] 3DD vs Godzilla [18BR 3HP 1D6] SBF

Both of these two behemoths of 1FF Wars scored abysmally here... 3DD were just fortunate that Pilgrim was the slightly less awful of the two. Pilgrim managed to climb up onto Godzillas head and stab him in the brain, causing him to explode into coins. LOTS of coins.

 

[Spirederman]

@Munks....

What's Trev's W/L ratio??

I assume he's been the most successful character of this Wars as yet?

 

[Spirederman]

As good as he's been, the best purchase so far has been Zuul for 300k.

Zuul hasn't won SBF no where near the 3M+ that Trev has won us.

As far as powers go, Zuul has easily been the best.

 

[last request]

As good as he's been, the best purchase so far has been Zuul for 300k.

He was actually a rip off at £450K

 

[Leewilson]

I'd say Elsa was a pretty damn good purchase. She won us Xavier's School back when it was first up for offer by upsetting Captain America. Just imagine how different it could look now if Stags had won that battle. Plus we got her up to 20BR when she started off at 8 or 9 BR. Pretty awesome.

 

[Munkiki]

After learning of Mufasa's death, a deadly trio set off to join SBF's cause... three weeks later, they arrive.

Simba [Disney] – 10BR 3HP 1D6 – £230,000/£25,000 – Vengeance
Timon [Disney] – 2BR 3HP 1D6 – £80,000/£10,000 – Hakuna
Pumba [Disney] – 3BR 3HP 1D6 – £80,000/£10,000 – Matata

 

[PaulHaddock]

If SBF had bothered to use Puft in fights, he could easily be 20BR by now.

 

[Spirederman]

Factor in that Trev only cost us 200k and paid that off and more with his ability before he lost it...what a bargain.

A 12BR base stat and he's been on 20 now for ages just shows what he's brought to GNC. Boosted by winning fights as well, no helping hand from Xav's.
While Elsa has been a great character I find it impossible to make a case against Trev being the MVP so far.

 

[Spirederman]

After learning of Mufasa's death, a deadly trio set off to join SBF's cause... three weeks later, they arrive.

Simba [Disney] – 10BR 3HP 1D6 – £230,000/£25,000 – Vengeance
Timon [Disney] – 2BR 3HP 1D6 – £80,000/£10,000 – Hakuna
Pumba [Disney] – 3BR 3HP 1D6 – £80,000/£10,000 – Matata

Played SBF. Handy that lads.

 

[Spirederman]

He was actually a rip off at £450K

750k actually

 

[Munkiki]

Wolverine attempts to regenerate. He fails.

Gandalf is boosted +1BR by Rare Candy.

GNC sign:

Kyle Broflovski [South Park] – 6BR 3HP 1D6 – £200,000/£20,000 – Good Times with Weapons

He immediately equips himself and Butters with fancy new weapons. They both gain +2BR.

SBF sign:

Jafar [Disney] – 10BR 3HP 1D6 – £500,000/£35,000 – The Most Powerful Genie!

 

[Leewilson]

Factor in that Trev only cost us 200k and paid that off and more with his ability before he lost it...what a bargain.

A 12BR base stat and he's been on 20 now for ages just shows what he's brought to GNC. Boosted by winning fights as well, no helping hand from Xav's.
While Elsa has been a great character I find it impossible to make a case against Trev being the MVP so far.

I don't disagree. Trevor has been ridiculous.

 

[Spirederman]

Most of the Disney characters/powers have been very good.

 

[Spirederman]

How much?!

Fuck.

Dat power.

 

[PaulHaddock]

SBF sign Disney character shocker.

 

[Spirederman]

SBF now have to be very careful with money.

Live the GNC way lads.

 

[Munkiki]

Think that's everything updated now. If I've missed anything let us know.

Re: battle records/win-loss ratios, I'll post them up when I get a chance. now going to have some dinner and got some other stuff to do. If I've got time before then and bed, I'll let you know. If not, you're going to have to wait until tomorrow (no promises though, Norwich will probably lose and it'll take some time for me to recover from that)

 

[Spirederman]

Lastly Munks / Oaf have SBF had to pay for the 3 Lions or are they part of Mufasa's power?

 

[Magic]

A few words of warning for you lads.

'To infinity...and beyond!'

 

[Leewilson]

A few words of warning for you lads.

'To infinity...and beyond!'

Somebody's poisoned the water hole!

 

[HarvSFC]

I've got a snake (called LeeWilson) in my boot. (1FF Wars team)

 

[last request]

After learning of Mufasa's death, a deadly trio set off to join SBF's cause... three weeks later, they arrive.

Simba [Disney] – 10BR 3HP 1D6 – £230,000/£25,000 – Vengeance
Timon [Disney] – 2BR 3HP 1D6 – £80,000/£10,000 – Hakuna
Pumba [Disney] – 3BR 3HP 1D6 – £80,000/£10,000 – Matata

ARRRRRRRRRRRSENNNWENGERRRRRRRRR

SBF sign:

Jafar [Disney] – 10BR 3HP 1D6 – £500,000/£35,000 – The Most Powerful Genie!

Yeah that's right - the superior genie. Much better than that blue pussy aka OH BOOHOO I'M GOING TO CRY BECAUSE NO ONE WILL FREE MY LAZY ASS

 

[Spirederman]

ARRRRRRRRRRRSENNNWENGERRRRRRRRR

Yeah that's right - the superior genie. Much better than that blue pussy aka OH BOOHOO I'M GOING TO CRY BECAUSE NO ONE WILL FREE MY LAZY ASS

Did you pay for their services LR? Or are they there for vengeance (see what I did there) for Mufasa?

 

[last request]

Free signings Spire.

 

[Spirederman]

Free signings Spire.

Great stuff, a timely boost, if slightly unerring with your territories nearly at capacity.

 

[Leewilson]

Yeah, but you know, lamp and all.

 

[Oaf]

He strikes again.

This time, STAGS are the unfortunate victims of Professor Chaos.

Chaos sneaks into the break room, and it is empty. He then grabs all of the mugs and puts them into a bag and sneaks away...

A few minutes later, Dr Manhattan walks into the room to get himself a coffee.. he goes through the trouble of putting the kettle on before realising that, shockingly, there are no mugs left. He is left outraged, and instantly teleports to STAG HQ leaders offices and goes nuts on the 5 leaders of STAG. In the end, the only way they can calm him down is to agree to give him a pay rise to make up for the lack of mugs.

Dr Manhatten gains +£5000 wages.

Because, you know, his wages weren't high enough.

 

[Spirederman]

Congratulations on your new mug Doc

http://cdn.thisiswhyimbroke.com/images/c***-mug1-640x533.jpg

I'm sure you said you bought your boss at work one of those Dave?

Doc M is meant to buy that for you.

 

[last request]

SBF trade Jafar and Goldenrod City in exchange for £751K with 3DD.

 

[Leewilson]

3DD trade 751k in exchange for Jafar and Goldenrod City with SBF