1FF Wars

[last request]

I did actually think of a better way of entering fights, I was going to save it to the end of the game feedback an ideas but now feels an appropriate time as ever:

The first come first served thing for picking matches when the fight card is posted

Rather than first come first served for picking matches when the fight card is posted, randomize an order of picking for the first week. Then each subsequent week, the team with first pick moves to the bottom of this order. It would happen fantasy sports draft style so the team at bottom of order would get first dibs for their second spot on the card (as long as they aren’t in the max number of matches already).

It still works to a deadline, but a team has to bold a list the territories they want to fight in, in order of preference in the thread any time before that deadline. Then it’s the order of picking that decides who gets to fight in which territory rather than who happened to post first.

Obviously, people want to do the best for their team, but I don’t think first come first serve really adds anything to the game. It’s just who happens to be online at the time and then obviously in the spirit of competition people will try to be online when the fight card is posted – I’m not sure that is really fun, tactical or convenient though wasting time refreshing 1FF hoping that the fight card is posted just to beat other teams to the punch.

It’s not from a SBF bias either as we managed to get first pick quite a few times but one of the great things about Wars is the extent to which you can play it at your own convenience, aka being able to get on at certain crucial times isn’t so much a part of it, and I think that should be the case as much as possible because that’s one of the things that makes it different to the more challenge based forum games.

 

[Spirederman]

I did actually think of a better way of entering fights, I was going to save it to the end of the game feedback an ideas but now feels an appropriate time as ever:

The first come first served thing for picking matches when the fight card is posted

Rather than first come first served for picking matches when the fight card is posted, randomize an order of picking for the first week. Then each subsequent week, the team with first pick moves to the bottom of this order. It would happen fantasy sports draft style so the team at bottom of order would get first dibs for their second spot on the card (as long as they aren’t in the max number of matches already).

It still works to a deadline, but a team has to bold a list the territories they want to fight in, in order of preference in the thread any time before that deadline. Then it’s the order of picking that decides who gets to fight in which territory rather than who happened to post first.

Obviously, people want to do the best for their team, but I don’t think first come first serve really adds anything to the game. It’s just who happens to be online at the time and then obviously in the spirit of competition people will try to be online when the fight card is posted – I’m not sure that is really fun, tactical or convenient though wasting time refreshing 1FF hoping that the fight card is posted just to beat other teams to the punch.

It’s not from a SBF bias either as we managed to get first pick quite a few times but one of the great things about Wars is the extent to which you can play it at your own convenience, aka being able to get on at certain crucial times isn’t so much a part of it, and I think that should be the case as much as possible because that’s one of the things that makes it different to the more challenge based forum games.

A good idea.

Pains me to say it after your cuntish comments and bending rules to suit you, then complaining when someone else has made a clear error

 

[last request]

So Auto spamming the card yet it clearly tells you how many fights you can enter is fine as well as not bolding??

Okay LR

I've said we'll take the fine, let's just get on with it.

Noted though for future reference, you'd do well to make sure you follow every little rule from now on as EVERYTHING will be getting scrutinised.

After taking it public in the thread, trying to shame Oaf and the other contestants in to letting it go, but then finding a few BRAVE souls like Dave, Techno, THOD and me standing up to you - well done.

 

[Stagat]

Aladdin may have brought a lot of success to his team with his lamp, but his run is at an end here, as he is brutally mauled by a bear, Revenant Style.

The Genie who is joining his pal Aladdin in death this week. One was torn apart savagely by a bear, the other by a lion.

The Predator set up a nice little area to lure the Big Daddy into and then absolutely tore him to shreds.

I'm on the verge of quitting this fucking shit.

 

[Oaf]

Rapture
Heavyweight
BONUS - Winning team recieves £1,000,000 PLUS a character worth at least £700,000 with NO WAGES.
Death Match

Dr. Manhattan – 20BR unlimited HP 2D6 STAG vs The Bride – 18BR 1HP 1D6 3DD vs Raphael [Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles] – 19BR 3HP 1D8 T6 vs Winston Zeddemore [Ghostbusters] – 4BR 2HP 1D6 3DD vs Trevor Philips [Grand Theft Auto] – 20BR 2HP 1D8 GNC vs Optimus Prime – 19BR 3HP 1D6 STAG vs Godzilla – 20BR 1HP 1D6 SBF

Right, let's just get the obvious out of the way. Winston did not win. The only way for Winston to come out of this alive is if his team mate, The Bride, can pick up the victory.

With that out of the way... we obviously have some big, big deaths to deal with now...

First to fall is Raphael, T6's only hope in this fight. In a battle between 80's cartoon legends, Optimus Prime turns him into turtle stew. Cowa-fuckin'bunga, dude. Optimus turns around to see a big angry Godzilla looking at him. They have an epic classic Godzilla style battle, until they're both absolutely battered. In a last ditch effort, Optimus pulls out his sword and stabs at Godzilla...

Spoiler

and plunges it down his throat! Godzilla is dead.

Or at least... dying... in a dying act, there is a blue glow... and Optimus gets fucking roasted by Godzillas blue fire breath thing! His circuits are melted and he is absolutely fried. Optimus and Godzilla have killed one another.

Which leaves us with The Bride, Trevor, and Dr Manhattan.

The two humans are battling while Dr Manhattan merely watches on, looking uninterested in such petty fighting. Trevor then notices him stood in the side lines and tells him to get involved, the big blue pansy, and throws a rock at his head. Dr Manhattan isn't even angered by this, but starts to walk toward him anyway to finish him off. He raises his hand and...

Spoiler

Just as Manhattan was going to eviscerate Trevor, the Bride used Trevors distraction to get up behind Manhattan unnoticed and stick two katana's through his back. Manhattan doesn't even look surprised. He simply falls to the ground and dies...

It's down to two.

And it's gonna be in another post again so you have to wait again.

:hesk:

 

[Spirederman]

After taking it public in the thread, trying to shame Oaf and the other contestants in to letting it go, but then finding a few BRAVE souls like Dave, Techno, THOD and me standing up to you - well done.

I've been telling Oaf to hit us with the fine for the last hour now. As well as saying it's not fair that he's been put in this position.

I'd hoped the spirit the game had been played in so far would result in everyone seeing this was a genuine tiny mistake, unlike the 2 other times we've been validly hit with fines.

How's your little buggering session with Stags going for you?

 

[Leewilson]

If Trevor c*** Phillips wins again, I'm quitting this fucking shit. :flint:

 

[Spirederman]

3DD or GNC to win the bonus makes me most happy.

Best of luck to 3DD in future if we don't win this.

I sincerely hope they do.

 

[Oaf]

Ready for the epic conclusion?!?!





OH. MY. GOD.

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT.

Spoiler

MOAR WAITING.

 

[last request]

If Trev wins I'm going back to rooting for GNC again.

Understandable I temporarily switched to Stags' corner when Oaf LIED to me in an email alert saying Dr. Manhattan couldn't lose.

 

[Oaf]

BANG.

The Bride is shot in the head.

Trevor wins.

 

[Magic]

I'm for the fine.

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[Leewilson]

BANG.

The Bride is shot in the head.

Trevor wins.

 

[Spirederman]

YEEEEEEAAAAHHH

Happy to take the fine

Fuck the haters.

 

[PaulHaddock]

FINE US ALL YOU LIKE.

 

[last request]

TRICKY TREV

And the reigning Champs are back in the title hunt! Bring it home our trusted allies!

 

[Leewilson]

YEEEEEEAAAAHHH

Happy to take the fine

Fuck the haters.

Revenge will be ours. Mark my words.

 

[Spirederman]

FINE US ALL YOU LIKE.

Hahahahaha.

 

[SUTSS]

Well it's been nice playing with you guys.

 

[Stagat]

Yeah fuck this.

I'm done.

Good luck to the rest of you.

 

[Veggie Legs]

Fucking fuck off Trevor.

 

[PaulHaddock]

Pretty confident Trev is player of the season.

 

[Techno Natch]

Fucking Trevor. Fair play though GNC pulled through again when they needed too.

We lost every fight we entered.

 

[Spirederman]

In fact as an olive branch to you c***, I'd even be happy to pay compo instead of a fine.

Let's say 100k to 3DD and 50k a piece for both Stags and SBF.

is this something that can be arranged Oaf??

 

[last request]

In fact as an olive branch to you c***, I'd even be happy to pay compo instead of a fine.

Let's say 100k to 3DD and 50k a piece for both Stags and SBF.

We couldn't win anyway, I enjoyed winding you up though. :hesk: 3DD should probably sack Lee for his lack of ruthlessness though, has clearly gone soft since he won Survivor and GNC would be out of sight now if it wasn't for the fine.

 

[Spirederman]

We couldn't win anyway, I enjoyed winding you up though. :hesk: 3DD should probably sack Lee for his lack of ruthlessness though, has clearly gone soft since he won Survivor and GNC would be out of sight now if it wasn't for the fine.

You certainly succeeded in winding me up.

I did say we'll take the hit as soon as anyone was for it tbf

 

[Leewilson]

We couldn't win anyway, I enjoyed winding you up though. :hesk: 3DD should probably sack Lee for his lack of ruthlessness though, has clearly gone soft since he won Survivor and GNC would be out of sight now if it wasn't for the fine.

We're not going down without a fight.

 

[Oaf]

Summary

GNC
John Locke is killed!
Gain 45k!
Predator gains 1BR! He's reached 20BR!
Gain Mount Olympus!
Gain 120k!
Gain £1m!
Gain a random character worth at least 700k with NO WAGES!
Gain Rapture!

3DD
Kevin McCallister gains 1BR!
Gain 30k!
Scorpion is killed!
Lose Tardis!
Gain 45k!
The Bride is rushed to a nearby medical facility...
Winston Zeddemore is killed!

STAG
Lose Wonderland!
Aladdin is killed!
Genie of the Lamp is killed!
Big Daddy is killed!
Lose Mount Olympus!
Dr Manhattan is killed!
Optimus Prime is killed!
Lose Rapture!

SBF
Liquid Snow White is killed!
Gain Wonderland!
Baloo gains 1BR!
Gain 75k!
Simba gains 1BR!
Gain 30k!
Godzilla is killed!


T6
John Cena gains 1BR!
Gain 30k!
Dutch gains 1BR!
Gain 75k!
Gain Tardis!
Raphael is killed!

 

[Leewilson]

Summary

GNC
Kevin McCallister gains 1BR!
Gain 30k!
John Locke is killed!
Gain 45k!
Predator gains 1BR! He's reached 20BR!
Gain Mount Olympus!
Gain 120k!
Gain £1m!
Gain a random character worth at least 700k with NO WAGES!
Gain Rapture!

Oi, Trev winning is one thing. But GNC can fuck off if they think they can steal Kevin!

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Why have GNC gained Kevin and our 30k may I ask?

Bring back Munkiki!!