1FF Wars

[Spirederman]

HQ's were untouchable.

 

[Spirederman]

Those pesky Stags!!!

You won't get away with this!!

 

[Oaf]

Team 6 sign:

Sterling Archer – 8BR 3HP 1D6 – £250,000/£30,000 – Danger Zone

 

[Oaf]

Bloody hell, I actually have a fight card all ready to be posted as soon as it hits the 5pm deadline. Makes a nice change. So yeah, if you were planning to be around to try to grab the good spots, I will actually be here.

 

[Stagat]

crack on then

 

[Oaf]

Oh for fucks sake. So get this.

5pm deadline.

On here for half 3.

4 oclock think I may as well get on with making the card in advance to post it up right on time.

About half 4 it's done.

Sit and do stuff on 1FF for 10 mins or so.

Spend about 20 mins doing nothing but watching the football scores come in.

ALL OF THIS TIME, MY PC IS FINE.

4:59: get my word document ready.

4:59.999999999: Oafs PC: "naaaah fuck u u fuckin twat im going to sleep fuck u trolololololo"

Spent a while trying to recover the prick but it aint having any of it. So yeah, restarting and then will post the card as soon as I can. On my phone right now...

(I wonder if this post will make anybody jump the gun?)

 

[Spirederman]

GNC TO VICE CITY
GNC TO XAVIERS SCHOOL

 

[Spirederman]

Hahahahaha

 

[Leewilson]

Haha, wankers!

 

[The Hand of Dom]

3DD TO XAVIERS SCHOOL AND VICE CITY.

Oh...

 

[Oaf]

Hogwarts
Lightweight
GNC vs 3DD

Mt Olympus
Lightweight
GNC vs T6 vs 1

Pokemon Stadium
Dice only
Lightweight
STAG vs 1

Quahog
Middleweight
T6 (2) vs 3DD (2)

Wonderland
Middleweight
GNC vs SBF

Rapture
Middleweight
GNC vs T6

WWE Arena
Death Match
Heavyweight
SBF vs STAG

Nostromo
Death Match
Heavyweight
GNC vs 1

Oblivion
Heavyweight
GNC vs STAG

Bonus 1FF: Civil War!
Team +£1 million (5) vs Team free £750 million+ character with no wages (5)

Followed by:
1 vs 1 vs 1 vs 1 vs 1

Holy shit GNC! 6 of their 7 territories are up for grabs! 6 of the regular 9 fights are defences for them! With really bad luck, they could end the week with just 1 territory and their HQ. Which, as well as putting them on the brink of maybe having to defend their HQ, would mean they’d have to cut their impressive roster right down.

As for that Civil War… What? I know nothing of any recent movie that’s just come out. I didn’t steal anything, this is completely my own idea, shut up.

There has been a suggestion that the winner of the bonus match should receive either £1m to spend on what they want, or they will instead receive a £750 million+ character with no wages. The vote was put to the characters of 1FF Wars to decide… and the teams were split right down the middle, with some saying that it’d be better to spend £1m on characters they actually want without risk of getting shit characters, and others saying that the potential of getting one of the most expensive characters on the game with no wages is too good a chance to turn down.

This has caused a rift in the characters in the teams of 1FF Wars… and so a match will take place to decide the prize, before a match takes place to decide who wins the prize…

Each team MUST submit two characters for this. These can include characters who are on the regular card for the week (so they can fight twice). Should a character lose their final HP in a fight earlier on the card, they will remain alive to at least team part in this bonus fight before being killed off entirely.

From each team, one character will be assigned to Team +£1m, with the other being assigned to Team Free Character.

The teams will then fight, with the winning team advancing to the next round… and the prize of the next round depending on which team wins.

In the next round, the second and third highest scoring characters will not take any HP damage, despite not winning the fight. The winner, however, will receive the prize, whatever that may be.

3 regular spots plus you MUST submit two for the civil war.

Deadline: 5pm tomorrow (Sunday)

 

[Spirederman]

GNC TO XAVIERS SCHOOL
GNC TO VICE CITY

 

[PaulHaddock]

Game makers against GNC shock.

 

[Spirederman]

GNC TO CIVIL WAR (BOLD)

 

[Spirederman]

Basically, we're now fucked

 

[The Hand of Dom]

GNC TO XAVIERS SCHOOL
GNC TO VICE CITY

Don't think you wanna be going anywhere pal...

 

[Leewilson]

3DD to Hogwarts

 

[Oaf]

Basically, we're now fucked

I SAW THAT EDIT

This was originally a post saying GNC to Civil War...

Punishment is due. Will think on this.

 

[Spirederman]

Don't think you wanna be going anywhere pal...

It was merely a demonstration of how quick off the mark I am pal

 

[Leewilson]

3DD to Quahog

 

[last request]

SBF - Wonderland

 

[Spirederman]

Bring it on you set of c***!!

All of you

 

[Spirederman]

Be aware GNC are highly weaponised!

 

[Leewilson]

Oaf, you need to add T6's signing to their roster. And also our little extras from our PM thread. :hesk:

 

[IanH]

T6 to Mount Olympus

T6 to Rapture

no idea whats happening with the bonus

 

[Oaf]

T6 to Mount Olympus

T6 to Rapture

no idea whats happening with the bonus

All you need to do is submit two of your roster for it (it can include people who are in another fight that week, characters can fight twice this week if they're in a normal match and the bonus match)... they'll basically each join opposing teams, fight each other, and then which ever one survives will enter a 5 person fight to win a nice prize.

Also, reposting the card onto this page because I can't be arsed to keep going back a page to update it.

Hogwarts
Lightweight
GNC vs 3DD

Mt Olympus
Lightweight
GNC vs T6 vs OAF

Pokemon Stadium
Dice only
Lightweight
STAG vs 1

Quahog
Middleweight
T6 (2) vs 3DD (2)

Wonderland
Middleweight
GNC vs SBF

Rapture
Middleweight
GNC vs T6

WWE Arena
Death Match
Heavyweight
SBF vs STAG

Nostromo
Death Match
Heavyweight
GNC vs 1

Oblivion
Heavyweight
GNC vs STAG

Bonus 1FF: Civil War!
Team +£1 million (5) vs Team free £750 million+ character with no wages (5)

Followed by:
1 vs 1 vs 1 vs 1 vs 1

 

[Oaf]

Just to confirm, yeah, all characters who do not make it to the second round of the civil war and finish in the top 3 will take 1hp of damage. So that's 7 characters (unless any have abilities that prevent it) who will take damage just from the bonus alone, let alone from the other 9 fights...

In case you hadn't noticed, yes, I am trying to kill you all off.

 

[Oaf]

Oh and also, I forgot I could do this:

TEAM OAF TO MT OLYMPUS

 

[Leewilson]

Oh and also, I forgot I could do this:

TEAM OAF TO MT OLYMPUS

You're allowed to enter 20BR Trevor into a Lightweight match?

 

[MagpieBee]

You're allowed to enter 20BR Trevor into a Lightweight match?

Oaf will have to fine himself!