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[Munkiki]

Stranger things have happened.

Stags were peoples favourites to be eliminated (after 3CC) for ages and now look at them. RIP SMB MVP.

(also Oaf seems to have missed GNC's purchase of a Dice Upgrade yesterday so they have that and £219k in the bank)

 

[Spirederman]

He can glady take our 1m Xenomorph Queen to make up for what he's owed.

The c***.

 

[Spirederman]

Selections bolded in chat.

Eliminate us now.

 

[Munkiki]

Wolverine is given a Dice Upgrade

Jakku
Lightweight (losers pay £50,000)
Charmander w/Ash Ketchum and the Golden Axe – 19BR 2HP 2D6 (3DD) vs Sterling Archer – 10BR 2HP 1D6 (T6)

Normandy Beach
Lightweight (losers pay £50,000)
Butters Stotch – 8BR 2HP 1D6 (GNC) vs Donald Duck – 10BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG)

Ogrimmar
Middleweight (losers pay £150,000)
Kevin McCallister – 20BR 3HP 1D12 (3DD) vs Hulk Hogan – 12BR 1HP 1D6 (T6)

Jurassic Park
Middleweight (losers pay £150,000)
Kylo Ren – 12BR 3HP 1D6 (T6) vs The Undertaker w/Valyrian Steel – 15BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG)

Oblivion
Heavyweight (losers pay £400,000)
Independence Day UFO w/Combat MG – 20BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG) vs Werewolf Wolverine – 20BR 2HP+2 {Heavy Armor} 1D12+1D10 (GNC)

Mt Olympus
Heavyweight (losers pay £400,000)
Gandalf – 21BR 2HP 1D6 (GNC) vs The Bride w/Portal Gun – 20BR 1HP 1D6 (3DD)

Bonus:
Metropolis
All teams that do not win this fight (including those not even taking part!) lose: £200,000 and ONE territory chosen at random. The winner receives all of the territories lost in this fight.

Captain America – 20BR 3HP 1D12+1D10 (STAG) vs Donkey Kong – 12BR 2HP 1D6 (T6) vs The Cylons – 20BR 1HP 1D8 (3DD) vs Jafar – 15BR 1HP 1D6 (GNC)

Donkey Kong plays his bongos. His awesome beat distracts his oppenents and their BR is cut in half (rounded up).

Captain America – 10BR 3HP 1D12+1D10 (STAG) vs Donkey Kong – 12BR 2HP 1D6 (T6) vs The Cylons – 10BR 1HP 1D8 (3DD) vs Jafar – 8BR 1HP 1D6 (GNC)

 

[Munkiki]

Jakku
Lightweight (losers pay £50,000)
Charmander w/Ash Ketchum and the Golden Axe (3DD) vs Sterling Archer (T6)

Not even close. Charmander burns Archer to a crisp and dances on the ashes. Don't think I've ever seen such an emphatic win (23vs3).

Normandy Beach
Lightweight (losers pay £50,000)
Butters Stotch (GNC) vs Donald Duck (STAG)

This was the complete opposite, the only way it could've been closer is if it had ended a draw. Butters rolls a 1 on BR and while he recovers with his die roll, he just falls short. The duck wins but this is Normandy Beach and after a tough fight, he also takes 1HP damage.

Ogrimmar
Middleweight (losers pay £150,000)
Kevin McCallister (3DD) vs Hulk Hogan (T6)

What should have been a routine win for Kevin with his home defence bonus and dice advantage turned out to be anything but. Hulk isn't falling for any of the kid's shit and waits him out. It's a stalemate.

Jurassic Park
Middleweight (losers pay £150,000)
Kylo Ren (T6) vs The Undertaker w/Valyrian Steel (STAG)

Another very close battle. Thrown straight into action, Kylo put up a decent show but can't see himself over the line (despite rolling a maximum from his die). The Valyrian Steel perhaps proving to be the difference as the Undertaker edges this one.

Oblivion
Heavyweight (losers pay £400,000)
Independence Day UFO w/Combat MG (STAG) vs Werewolf Wolverine (GNC)

GNC can't catch a break. Despite a massive advantage on dice, Wolverine flops. He recovers slightly with his d10 but it's not nearly enough. A comfortable defence for the UFO. The Heavy Armor absorbs the damage Wolverine would have taken for losing.

Mt Olympus
Heavyweight (losers pay £400,000)
Gandalf – 21BR 2HP 1D6 (GNC) vs The Bride w/Portal Gun – 20BR 1HP 1D6 (3DD)

They needed a bit of fortune and... no, sorry... they didn't get it. The pressure is just too much for Gandalf (he rolled a 5 and 1 FFS... HOW'S YOUR FUCKING LUCK?). The Bride decimates him and lives to fight another day.

Bonus:
Metropolis
All teams that do not win this fight (including those not even taking part!) lose: £200,000 and ONE territory chosen at random. The winner receives all of the territories lost in this fight.

Captain America (STAG) vs Donkey Kong (T6) vs The Cylons (3DD) vs Jafar (GNC)

Thanks to Donkey Kong's sweet, sweet music the fighters went into this fight a bit more evenly matched. Clearly inspired by his beats, Donkey Kong bossed the early exchanges with him and Cap taking care of the Cylons and Jafar with relative ease. Leaving just the two of them, DK put up quite an impressive fight but in the end, Cap's extra dice proved to be the difference. Another big win for the avenger - at this rate, he'll give Trevor a real run for his money in the bonus-winning stakes.

 

[Techno Natch]

Yes go on Captain

 

[Leewilson]

GNC pretty much almost out now. Looks like us vs Stag with T6 needing a big signing in the offers to really stand a chance of competing.

 

[Stagat]

You know it's not your day when your main man loses to that cursed UFO.

 

[markpvfc]

The Bongos gave us a chance in the bonus without a heavyweight fighter but the dice advantage proved to much.

 

[MagpieBee]

Everything that could have gone against us in the last 10 game weeks has. Fucking ridiculous. Oh well. We're all done - thanks for the game guys!

 

[Stagat]

The Bongos gave us a chance in the bonus without a heavyweight fighter but the dice advantage proved to much.

I was wondering if your bongos actually increased our overall chance of winning by lowering the amount of possible variation in BR rolls but allowing us to keep (and so kinda amplifying) our dice advantage. Fuck knows. (Munks and/or Veggie Legs do though I imagine.)

 

[Leewilson]

Everything that could have gone against us in the last 10 game weeks has. Fucking ridiculous. Oh well. We're all done - thanks for the game guys!

To be fair, you've had a lot of bad luck of late. Mind you, I still think you went OTT on signings in the middle part of the game which didn't help your finances.

 

[Munkiki]

I think this is right (haven't touched OP yet)

GNC:
Lose £50,000
Lose Normandy Beach
Butters Stotch loses 1HP
Lose £400,000
Heavy Armor absorbs 1HP damage
Lose £400,000
Lose Mt Olympus
Gandalf loses 1HP
Lose £200,000
Lose Nostromo
Jafar is killed
Famine takes Wolverine and Gandalf

Can't afford wages: £0/-£40,000. Highest earner - Facehugger - walks and will be up for auction.

3DD:
Gain ADAM Vial
Charmander cannot level up until evolved
Gain Mt Olympus
Gain win
The Bride gains 1BR (taking her to 20BR)
Lose £200,000
Lose Hogwarts
The Cylons are killed

STAG:
Gain Normandy Beach
Donald Duck gains 1BR and loses 1HP
Gain Jurassic Park
The Undertaker gains 2BR
Independence Day UFO gains 1BR (taking it up to 20BR)
Gain Rapture
Gain Hogwarts
Gain Nostromo

T6:
Lose £50,000
Sterling Archer loses 1HP
Lose £150,000
Lose Jurassic Park
Kylo Ren loses 1HP
Lose £200,000
Lose Rapture
Donkey Kong loses 1HP

Overcapacity: 7/6. T6 must release a character else one will be selected at random.

 

[Munkiki]

T6 release Magic Broom (2) for £53,000

Wages/earnings all done. Week 29 complete.

Now onto Week 30: Death (Death comes for all…)

Good luck...

 

[last request]

Annnnd....the UFO curse is complete.

 

[Oaf]

3DD Buy a medpack, upgrade Ash with Xaviers school and use an Adam Vial on M.Bison.

Also, the week 30 card (DEATH) should be up at some point between 11am and 12 tomorrow, hopefully. At least that's what I'm going to aim for! If I'm going to do it, I'll try to come on here to let y'all know a bit in advance at what time it's definitely happening so you can have a bit of warning and try to be on here.

(whatever time it goes up also serves as the deadline for signings)

 

[Oaf]

Ok, aiming to get the card up for mid day, 12 o'clock. Hopefully I'll be able to stick to that... Gives me an hour to get it all ready and sort out some other things...

 

[Oaf]

Week 29: DEATH

Jakku
Death Match
Lightweight
3DD vs T6

Ogrimmar
Death Match
Lightweight
3DD vs GNC

Quahog
Death Match
Middleweight
3DD vs T6

Mt Doom
Death Match
Middleweight
T6 vs STAG

WWE arena
Death Match
Heavyweight
STAG vs 1

Nostromo
Death Match
Heavyweight
STAG vs 1

Goldenrod City
BONUS:
ANGEL OF DEATH match (All teams who do not win this match, including those not taking part, will have their earliest signed character killed off. This refers to the earliest signed character that is still alive at the end of this weeks fights, so if they were to die in an earlier fight on the card it would simply move along to the next earliest signed character)
GNC vs 3DD vs STAG vs 1

Team MUST select at 3 spots on the regular card (apart from GNC, who only have two characters and are automatically in the bonus. GNC must pick at least one spot on the regular card, though). Failure to do so by the deadline will result in a random character being killed off for each spot you miss! The bonus is optional, but recommended if you want to have a chance of not suffering the consequences of not winning it.

Deadline: 4pm tomorrow.

 

[IanH]

T6 to jakku and quahog

 

[Magic]

3DD to Goldenrod City

 

[Veggie Legs]

3DD to Mount Doom

 

[SUTSS]

Stags to Bonus

 

[MagpieBee]

GNC to Ogrimmar

 

[PaulHaddock]

Rip Butters.

 

[Oaf]

Professor Chaos once again gets into 3DD HQ...

Tomorrow is going to be a nice, sunny day in 3DD land, and Butters is aware of this. He see's BBQ supplies out in force... and grabs some flammable liquid and pours a heck of a lot of it on the grill. Like, a stupid amount.

The next day, M.Bison decides to fire up the grill... and when he goes to light it, the explosion catches him off guard. M.Bison takes 1HP damage, and they must now waste this nice day without having a BBQ. God damn.

 

[IanH]

Fucks sake Butters. T6 had been planning a team bonding session and bbq with our friends over in 3DD Land to alieve some of our recent woes.

 

[Spirederman]

JUGGS TO NOSTROMO WHEN PHOENIX DOWN ACTIVATED

 

[Munkiki]

TO BE AUCTIONED: Facehugger – 1BR 1HP 1D4 – £0/£20,000 – None

This appears to have been forgotten. Did anyone want to put in a bid?

 

[Stagat]

Don't remind SUTSS.

 

[SUTSS]

I would very much like to put in a bid but I have been banned.