1FF Wars

[Munkiki]

Jakku
Death Match
Lightweight
Andrew Ryan – 3BR 2HP 1D4 (3DD) vs Sterling Archer – 10BR 1HP 1D6 (T6)

Orgrimmar
Death Match
Lightweight
Charmander w/Portal Gun and Ash Ketchum – 19BR 2HP 2D6 (3DD) vs Butters Stotch – 8BR 1HP 1D6 (GNC)

Quahog
Death Match
Middleweight
M. Bison w/the Golden Axe – 18BR 2HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Hulk Hogan – 12BR 1HP 1D6 (T6)

Mount Doom
Death Match
Middleweight
Donkey Kong – 12BR 1HP 1D6 (T6) vs The Undertaker w/Valyrian Steel – 17BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG)

WWE Arena
Death Match
Heavyweight
Professor Xavier – 16BR 2HP 1D6 (STAG) vs 1

Nostromo
Death Match
Heavyweight
Ultron w/Combat MG – 19BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG) vs Juggernaut – 14BR 1HP 1D8 (GNC)

Goldenrod City
BONUS:
ANGEL OF DEATH match (All teams who do not win this match, including those not taking part, will have their earliest signed character killed off. This refers to the earliest signed character that is still alive at the end of this weeks fights, so if they were to die in an earlier fight on the card it would simply move along to the next earliest signed character)
Xenomorph Queen – 15BR 1HP 1D6 (GNC) vs Scott Pilgrim – 20BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Captain America – 20BR 3HP 1D12+1D10 (STAG) vs 1

 

[IanH]

Sayonara Walter White

 

[Munkiki]

Jakku
Death Match
Lightweight
Andrew Ryan – 3BR 2HP 1D4 (3DD) vs Sterling Archer – 10BR 1HP 1D6 (T6)

Unsurprisingly a straight-foward win for the former special agent. Archer gives Ryan a serious beating before a quick execution puts him out of his misery. Andrew Ryan is dead.

Orgrimmar
Death Match
Lightweight
Charmander w/Portal Gun and Ash Ketchum – 19BR 2HP 2D6 (3DD) vs Butters Stotch – 8BR 1HP 1D6 (GNC)

This was a hell of a lot closer than it should have been given how ridiculously OP Charmander is in a lightweight clash. The Pokémon starts horrifically but Butters is unable to take advantage, throwing some weak punches himself. In the end, even before the extra dice, Charmander takes the win. Butters Stotch is dead.

Quahog
Death Match
Middleweight
M. Bison w/the Golden Axe – 18BR 2HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Hulk Hogan – 12BR 1HP 1D6 (T6)

Must be something in the air at 3DD as M. Bison also puts in a dodgy performance. But much like the last fight, their opponent lets them off the hook. Old-man Hogan must've turned up for this one allowing the uninterested megalomaniac to put him in his grave. Hulk Hogan is dead.

Mount Doom
Death Match
Middleweight
Donkey Kong – 12BR 1HP 1D6 (T6) vs The Undertaker w/Valyrian Steel – 17BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG)

Unperturbed by his opponent's creepy demeanour, Donkey Kong puts up a decent fight. But the Undertaker is having none of it. Living precariously fighting atop a volcano filled with molten lava, he does some wrestling shit to send the gorilla to a fiery death. Donkey Kong is dead.

WWE Arena
Death Match
Heavyweight
Professor Xavier – 16BR 2HP 1D6 (STAG) uncontested

Nostromo
Death Match
Heavyweight
Ultron w/Combat MG – 19BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG) vs Juggernaut – 14BR 1HP 1D8 (GNC)

Ultron pretty much digs his own grave here. He literally couldn't have done any worse. It's an easy victory for the recently revived Juggernaut. Ultron is dead.

Goldenrod City
BONUS:
ANGEL OF DEATH match (All teams who do not win this match, including those not taking part, will have their earliest signed character killed off. This refers to the earliest signed character that is still alive at the end of this weeks fights, so if they were to die in an earlier fight on the card it would simply move along to the next earliest signed character)
Xenomorph Queen – 15BR 1HP 1D6 (GNC) vs Scott Pilgrim – 20BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Captain America – 20BR 3HP 1D12+1D10 (STAG)

As expected, Xenomorph Queen is no match for the two heavyweights in this big fight. She's put in her grave without either breaking a sweat.

What follows is an extraordinary battle. With death looming, Pilgrim raises his game to almost his highest level. Can he put an end to Cap's recent run of form...

Spoiler

The avenger recovers from a sluggish start, using his extra fire-power to haul himself back into contention. But remarkably he just falls short, it's too little too late. A massive shock as Scott takes the bonus fight and saves his bacon.

Death comes for Juggernaut, Jesse Pinkman and Walter White.

 

[Leewilson]

I didn't cheer.........much





























































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[The Hand of Dom]

Pilgrim is my hero.

 

[Magic]

Scott Pilgrim is still alive and lost his virginity tonight too I here. What a day for the chap.

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[Leewilson]

Crazy GNC and SBF are out 4th and 5th. I had them as favourites for a while.

 

[Spirederman]

JUGGS isn't fucking dead.

 

[Spirederman]

Ignore me.

He's dead.

Hahahahaha ffs

 

[Spirederman]

Well guys this has been great fun.

What can I say, we've been at it for 20+ weeks and I've enjoyed every minute of it.

Huge thanks to the ever biased Oaf and Munks for running this game as brilliantly as ever.

Not gonna mention 3CC as they aren't worthy of one.

My genuine thoughts on the other teams...

SBF - Cunning, conniving bastards who make this game all the better for being that way. Early pacesetters and did very well considering they only had 2 members and those 2 members are huge members.

T6- The quiet guys, slowly gone about their business, keeping out of all the aggro. Seem a good bunch but their roster is lacking decent heavyweights - 3rd Place.

Stags- A whiny set, but all great guys. Their recovery has been remarkable given the absolute shit they were in at one point. A formidable opponent and I've enjoyed our battles with them - 2nd Place

3DD - 4 absolutely top blokes and the team I hope win this. They've spent wisely and with the aid of Potential characters and their weapons, Vice City and Xavs have assembled a brilliant roster with loads of money in the bank. Our closest rivals last time out, so I really hope they get the win they deserve this time round - 1st place.



Fellas it's been an absolute pleasure.

Good luck to you all.

 

[last request]

I'll do a 3CC tribute - great bunch of lads, unlucky to go out so early in what has to be the harshest elimination in an Oaf hosted game since Well Done Tommy Spurr was fired in the first gameweek of Superstar Wars. Joe is unfairly used by Lee as a scapegoat. Feel bad (sort of) for Zuuling you out of the game.

GNC - you lot have been extremely active which is great to see. That missed deadline was a big blow but you fought on anyway. Looked favourites to defend your title after winning a couple of big cash bonuses in the early/middle stage of the game. Trev is the MVP for me. Hope to see Magpie and Paul in future games on here (Spire and Harv are givens of course).

 

[Oaf]

Summary:

GNC
Butters Stotch is killed
Gain 120k
Juggernaut gains 1BR
Gain Nostromo
Xenomorph Queen is killed
Lose Goldenrod City
Juggernaut is killed

3DD
Lose Jakku
Andrew Ryan is killed
Gain 30k
Ash Ketchum gains 1BR
M.Bison gains 1BR
Gain 75k
Gain 120k
Gain Goldenrod City

STAG
The Undertaker gains 2BR for continuing his undefeated streak
Gain 75k
Gain Mount Doom
Gain 45k
Ultron is Killed
Lose Nostromo
Captain America takes 1HP of damage
Jesse Pinkman is killed

T6
Gain Jakku
Sterling Archer gains +1BR
Gain 30k
Hulk Hogan is killed
Donkey Kong is killed
Lose Mount Doom
Walter White is killed

(plus whatever I've forgotten, naturally)

 

[Munkiki]

GNC:
Butters is killed
Gain £120,000
Gain Nostromo
Juggernaut gains 1BR
Lose Goldenrod City
Xenomorph Queen is killed
Juggernaut is killed

They missed a trick really. Had they given Xenomorph Queen the Heavy Armor, she wouldn't have died. They'd have had £120k and no wages to pay. So after wages/earnings, they'd have £130k and a middleweight. Instead they have no characters so incur a £100k fine, leaving them with £30k after wages/earnings. All but over for the Chavs.

3DD:
Lose Jakku
Andrew Ryan is killed
Gain £30,000
Charmander cannot gain BR until evolved
Gain £75,000
M. Bison gains 1BR
Gain £120,000
Gain Goldenrod City

STAG:
Gain £75,000
Gain Mount Doom
The Undertaker gains 2BR
Gain £45,000
Lose Nostromo
Ultron is killed
Captain America loses 1HP
Jesse Pinkman is killed

T6:
Gain £30,000
Gain Jakku
Sterling Archer gains 1BR
Hulk Hogan is killed
Lose Mount Doom
Donkey Kong is killed
Walter White is killed

 

[Munkiki]

OAF'd

 

[Oaf]

The Oaf'dee hath become the Oaf'ded.

 

[IanH]

While we have certainly been the quietest side (not helped by only having had mark and me active since about week 5), it's fair to say we've been kept pretty amused by Spired and the rest of the GNC lot.

If forced to choose a Kinks lyric to summarise everyone's efforts, I would go for Celluloid Heroes.

Cast
Rudolph Valentino - STAGS
Bela Lugosi - GNC
Bette Davis - 3CC
George Sanders - SBF
Mickey Rooney - T6
Marilyn Monroe - 3DD

"You can see all the stars as you walk down Hollywood Boulevard
Some that you recognize, some that you've hardly even heard of
People who worked and suffered and struggled for fame
Some who succeeded and some who suffered in vain

Rudolph Valentino looks very much alive
And he looks up ladies dresses as they sadly pass him by
Avoid stepping on Bela Lugosi
'Cause he's liable to turn and bite
But stand close by Bette Davis
Because her's was such a lonely life"

If you covered him with garbage
George Sanders would still have style
And if you stamped on Mickey Rooney
He would still turn round and smile
But please don't tread on dearest Marilyn
Cause she's not very tough
She should have been made of iron or steel
But she was only made of flesh and blood

 

[Oaf]

Right, wages and what not are done, and now we enter week 31, and the fuckin' end game. 4 teams left (well, basically 3)... and once again, things get more difficult!

And this is what's gonna happen, foo's.

As of week 31:
Prizes for winning fights:
Uncontested – £45,000 down to £30,000
Lightweight – £30,000 down to £20,000
Middleweight – £75,000 down to £50.000
Heavyweight – £120,000 down to £80,000

Territory boosts:
Monetary gain – £10,000 per territory down to £5,000 per territory. Vice City cut down to 100k.
Roster population cap – 2 characters per territory down to 2 characters for your HQ and 1 character per territory.

Also, MORE DEATH MATCHES.

ALSO ALSO, only two characters offered per week in character offers!

 

[IanH]

Munkiki, we want statistics!

 

[Oaf]

Oh yeah, and also as a change... I'm going to be cutting down the amount of some items that are in the database... from here on expect to see slightly less Med Packs, Phoenix Downs, Dice Upgrades and Rare Candy!

 

[Oaf]

Offers are out.

Deadline: 10pm tomorrow night, though I doubt I'll be around for it. Slight chance, though. If not, I can try to do it the next day. Again, I will try to give a little bit of warning before the card goes up.

 

[Oaf]

Two things of note:

1) I had, Monetary gain – £25,000 per territory down to £20,000 per territory. Vice City cut down to 160k.

Considering the fact that it was actually 10k at the moment, that was obviously wrong Changed to:

Monetary gain – £10,000 per territory down to £5,000 per territory. Vice City cut down to 100k.

2) With the new capacities, 3DD are now on 8 out of 8 characters. Just as a heads up for them...

 

[Oaf]

Oh yeah, and as I keep forgetting:

Facehugger – 1BR 1HP 1D4 – £0/£20,000 – None

Is still up for auction, but nobody is buying the poor sod. As he has a value of £0, bidding starts at... £0!

Anybody want it for free?

Auction deadline: mid day tomorrow.

 

[MagpieBee]

GNC bid nothing on Facehugger

 

[MagpieBee]

GNC bid £1.01 on Facehugger

Bring it.

 

[last request]

I can't believe there is a tactical incentive for a team to not evolve Charmander into CHARIZARD. Oaf -

 

[Techno Natch]

STAGS bid £2 on Facehugger

 

[MagpieBee]

GNC use "Buy it now" option to buy Facehugger for £3

 

[MagpieBee]

GNC equip Facehugger with Rug

Facehugger becomes Rughugger

 

[IanH]

Facerugger, a ploy in which you impose cauliflower ears and broken noses on all opponents would have been far more fearful.

 

[Leewilson]

3DD trade 70k with GNC for Nostromo