1FF Wars

[SUTSS]

Happy with that week.

 

[Veggie Legs]

I think Charmeleon should be dead too.

 

[SUTSS]

Charmeleon should be dead...

 

[Oaf]

Right, offers are out, OP is updated, but wages/territory money is still yet to do. But I've already missed the first 5 minutes of the football and now I'm going to watch it. Will update that shit later.

Oh and: Deadline: 10pm tomorrow

 

[Leewilson]

And kill Wolverine off you swine.

 

[Oaf]

I have no idea how or why he's still on the roster... weird I swear to god I moved him to the graveyard, hell, I used cut and paste so there should only be one.

WOLVERINE DUPLICATE!? I think he may have stolen the broom's ability.

 

[Veggie Legs]

I bet Professor Oak is pissed off with us now.

 

[HarvSFC]

I have no idea how or why he's still on the roster... weird I swear to god I moved him to the graveyard, hell, I used cut and paste so there should only be one.

WOLVERINE DUPLICATE!? I think he may have stolen the broom's ability.

Farce! We were made unaware of this ability.

You hate GNC!

 

[Magic]

Should probably start again Oaf.

 

[Leewilson]

I'm expecting this week to be a 5 on 5 death match, with the winning team then taking on each other in a death match until there is one fighter left. Then that fighter will die as Oaf cuts him but forgets to paste him. Then Oaf disappears on a 2 month WWE holiday and Munkiki opens his front door to view the outside world for the first time as 3DD and Stag are left in limbo about what the fuck has just happened.

 

[Oaf]

3DD buy:

Tidus – 14BR 3HP 1D6 – £500,000/£38,000 – Limit Break

Man I still need to do these wages. Fuck it though I've been up since just before 7 so I'm going to bed.

Note to future Oaf:
Do wages, then remember to add on those new Tidus wages afterwards.

Because otherwise I'll forget and Munkiki will beat me again.

 

[MagpieBee]

Can't believe you killed off all of GNC's characters, again!

 

[Oaf]

Right...

FINALLY got around to doing those wages.

Stags sign on:

Zombie Lara Croft – 17BR 3HP 2D6 – £400,000/£40,000 – None

For free for winning that bonus fight.

And... it turns out that Tyler Durden wasn't actually a real character on Stags roster. He was just a split personality of... Lara Croft. Which doesn't make a whole lot of sense, because Lara Croft only just joined the team right now, but fuck it.

But anyway, looking past that gaping plot hole... this means that Lara Croft inherits the "fight club" ability.

Also...

Mr Monopoly is seen as the corrupt bastard he is. He goes straight to jail, does not pass go, goes not collect £200, and takes 1HP of damage before being released again.

 

[Oaf]

Ogrimmar
Lightweight
3DD vs STAG vs Illidan Stormrage 10BR 1D6 (If you beat Illidan, Illidan will act as a hitman for you. Send him to the other team within the next week for a 50% chance of doing 1 damage!)

Normandy Beach
Middleweight
STAG vs 3DD vs A Panzer III 15BR 1D6 (If you beat the Panzer III, you can launch an artillery strike on your opponent within the next week! Each character on their roster has a 20% chance of taking 1HP damage)

Pokemon Stadium
Death Match
Middleweight
3DD vs STAG vs Dragonite 15BR 1D6 (If you beat Dragonite, use his "fly" ability to choose a location for next weeks fight card! This cannot be changed once locked in, even using shit like Kirks Set a Course)

Tardis
Fountain of Youth fights: (A reminder as I think it’s been a while since we’ve had one of these: The winner of this fight will be brought back to their starting stats (back to thier original hp, but also back to their original BR...) while the loser will only be brought back down to their original BR)
Heavyweight
STAG vs 3DD vs The Master 20BR 1D6 (If you beat The Master, he will teach one of your characters the secret of Time Travel. This will allow you to use the Tardis to find a very specific character... name an exact BR amount and a max price and be guaranteed to be offered a character within those parameters, so long as they exist. If they don't... tough luck, it's wasted! This must be used within the week)

Nostromo
Hitman Fight
Heavyweight
3DD vs STAG vs Jonesey 20BR 1D6 (Win this fight to have Jonesey become a permanent resident of the Nostromo as long as the territory belongs to your team. This means that when the Nostromo shows up in future, Jonesey will be automatically set to defend it. This even happens if the Nostomo is set as a light or middleweight fight. This lasts until you lose the Nostromo territory)

Rapture
Bonus: Winner receives 200k and chooses a character on the other team to take 2HP damage
3DD vs STAG vs Big Sister 20BR 1D20

Beware the Jonesey.

Deadline: Mid Day tomorrow.

 

[Spirederman]

Shame Ripley isn't there to look after the ginger Tom!

 

[Munkiki]

Kirk gains +1BR through intensive training at Xavier's School. He also sets a course to Quahog (replacing Pokémon Stadium).

Orgrimmar
Lightweight
If you beat Illidan, Illidan will act as a hitman for you. Send him to the other team within the next week for a 50% chance of doing 1 damage!
James T. Kirk w/Portal Gun – 10BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Arya Stark w/Combat MG – 10BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG) vs Illidan Stormrage – 10BR 1D6

Normandy Beach
Middleweight
If you beat the Panzer III, you can launch an artillery strike on your opponent within the next week! Each character on their roster has a 20% chance of taking 1HP damage
The Flash – 15BR 2HP 1D12 (STAG) vs Tidus w/the Golden Axe – 20BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD) vs A Panzer III – 15BR 1D6

Tidus uses Limit Break and gains +3BR.

Quahog
Middleweight
Death Match
If you beat Dragonite, use his "fly" ability to choose a location for next weeks fight card! This cannot be changed once locked in, even using shit like Kirk's "Set a Course"
The Undertaker – 12BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG) vs nobody (3DD) vs Dragonite – 15BR 1D6

3DD don't send anyone to Quahog and take a £200,000 hit

TARDIS
Heavyweight
Fountain of Youth fight
If you beat The Master, he will teach one of your characters the secret of Time Travel. This will allow you to use the Tardis to find a very specific character... name an exact BR amount and a max price and be guaranteed to be offered a character within those parameters, so long as they exist. If they don't... tough luck, it's wasted! This must be used within the week
Magneto – 16BR 2HP 1D6 (STAG) vs Pingu – 20BR 2HP 2D12 (3DD) vs The Master – 20BR 1D6

Nostromo
Heavyweight
Win this fight to have Jonesey become a permanent resident of the Nostromo as long as the territory belongs to your team. This means that when the Nostromo shows up in future, Jonesey will be automatically set to defend it. This even happens if the Nostomo is set as a light or middleweight fight. This lasts until you lose the Nostromo territory
Sauron – 20BR 4HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Zombie Lara Croft – 17BR 3HP 2D6 (STAG) vs Jonesy – 20BR 1D6

Rapture
Bonus
Winner receives 200k and chooses a character on the other team to take 2HP damage
T-Rex – 14BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Captain America w/Valyrian Steel – 20BR 2HP 2D12 (STAG) vs Big Sister – 20BR 1D20

Magneto uses seeker to force Kirk into this battle, he replaces T-Rex.

James T. Kirk – 8BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Captain America w/Valyrian Steel – 20BR 2HP 2D12 (STAG) vs Big Sister – 20BR 1D20

 

[Munkiki]

Orgrimmar
Lightweight
If you beat Illidan, Illidan will act as a hitman for you. Send him to the other team within the next week for a 50% chance of doing 1 damage!
James T. Kirk w/Portal Gun – 10BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Arya Stark w/Combat MG – 10BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG) vs Illidan Stormrage – 10BR 1D6

A close fight on paper with all three going in with the same BR and dice, it was anything but in practice. Kirk did terribly and while Arya fared a little better, both were swatted aside with ease by Illidan.

Normandy Beach
Middleweight
If you beat the Panzer III, you can launch an artillery strike on your opponent within the next week! Each character on their roster has a 20% chance of taking 1HP damage
The Flash – 15BR 2HP 1D12 (STAG) vs Tidus w/the Golden Axe – 20BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD) vs A Panzer III – 15BR 1D6

The Flash and Tidus took the tank out of the equation early on - probably outsmarting it and going somewhere it couldn't. Tidus had BR advantage, the Flash had dice advantage. In the end the dice won out. Another win for the Flash, the last time he lost a fight SBF, GNC and T6 were all still about! Appears to have been a very good signing for Stags, even if he has gone under the radar. He does however take damage for winning at Normandy Beach.

Quahog
Middleweight
Death Match
If you beat Dragonite, use his "fly" ability to choose a location for next weeks fight card! This cannot be changed once locked in, even using shit like Kirk's "Set a Course"
The Undertaker – 12BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG) vs nobody (3DD) vs Dragonite – 15BR 1D6

Dragonite started the fight with a Thunder Punch, paralyzing the Undertaker. He took full advantage hitting the wrestler with Dragon Rage before finishing him off with a Fire Punch. Paralyzed and burnt to a crisp, the Undertaker is killed... RIP?

TARDIS
Heavyweight
Fountain of Youth fight
If you beat The Master, he will teach one of your characters the secret of Time Travel. This will allow you to use the Tardis to find a very specific character... name an exact BR amount and a max price and be guaranteed to be offered a character within those parameters, so long as they exist. If they don't... tough luck, it's wasted! This must be used within the week
Magneto – 16BR 2HP 1D6 (STAG) vs Pingu – 20BR 2HP 2D12 (3DD) vs The Master – 20BR 1D6

This fight was very easy for Pingu. Even had Magneto and the Master joined forces, they were no match for this savage fella...

The Fountain of Youth restores him to his starting 1BR and 1HP. Magneto is already at his original BR.

Nostromo
Heavyweight
Win this fight to have Jonesy become a permanent resident of the Nostromo as long as the territory belongs to your team. This means that when the Nostromo shows up in future, Jonesy will be automatically set to defend it. This even happens if the Nostomo is set as a light or middleweight fight. This lasts until you lose the Nostromo territory
Sauron – 20BR 4HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Zombie Lara Croft – 17BR 3HP 2D6 (STAG) vs Jonesy – 20BR 1D6

Neither Sauron nor Lara seemed up for this fight. They both rolled horrifically bad. Lara's second dice gave her a shot of turning it around but it wasn't enough. They were beaten... by a cat?

Rapture
Bonus
Winner receives 200k and chooses a character on the other team to take 2HP damage
James T. Kirk – 8BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Captain America w/Valyrian Steel – 20BR 2HP 2D12 (STAG) vs Big Sister – 20BR 1D20

This was as one-sided as Pingu's earlier win. Kirk actually did really good and matched Big Sister all the way. Cap destroyed both, even before rolling his second d12. He's probably taken Trevor's mantle by now, right?

 

[Munkiki]

3DD:
Lose Orgrimmar
James T. Kirk loses 1HP
Tidus loses 1HP
Lose £200,000 (fine)
Gain £80,000
Gain TARDIS
Pingu is restored to 5HP (did I get you? :hesk
The Master teaches the secret of time travel
Sauron loses 1HP
James T. Kirk loses 1HP

STAG:
Arya Stark loses 1HP
Gain £50,000
Gain Panzer III artillery strike
The Flash loses 1HP
Lose Quahog
The Undertaker is killed
Lose TARDIS
Magneto loses 1HP
Zombie Lara Croft loses 1HP
Gain £200,000
Gain Rapture
Can deal 2HP damage to a character
Captain America gains 1BR

 

[Magic]

This is never going to end.

 

[Munkiki]

Arya Stark gains 1BR through Fight Club.

Wages/earnings paid.

The Undertaker returns.

Mr. Monopoly collects £100,000

 

[Veggie Legs]

Pingu is restored to 5HP (did I get you? :hesk

Yes, you bastard.

 

[Munkiki]

Stag launch an artillery strike on 3DD

James T. Kirk takes no damage
Carl "CJ" Johnson takes no damage
T-Rex takes no damage
Pingu takes 1HP damage
Sauron takes no damage
Tidus takes no damage

 

[Magic]

Stag launch an artillery strike on 3DD

James T. Kirk takes no damage
Carl "CJ" Johnson takes no damage
T-Rex takes no damage
Pingu takes 1HP damage
Sauron takes no damage
Tidus takes no damage

Heskey lives!

 

[Stagat]

Heskey lives!

Still dealing damage to Pingu from beyond the grave.

:hesk:

 

[SUTSS]

...

 

[Magic]

we win

 

[Munkiki]

Not been on since Saturday. Was given some news, things have been shitty.

No idea what Oaf is up to. I asked him a couple of questions (before shit hit the fan in my personal life) but it appears he hasn't been on here either.

Not in a good head space at the moment but I'll try to get on at some point over the next couple of days and get things moving again (if Oaf doesn't beat me to it).

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Not been on since Saturday. Was given some news, things have been shitty.

No idea what Oaf is up to. I asked him a couple of questions (before shit hit the fan in my personal life) but it appears he hasn't been on here either.

Not in a good head space at the moment but I'll try to get on at some point over the next couple of days and get things moving again (if Oaf doesn't beat me to it).

Don't be silly. Take care of your own stuff, that's absolutely the most important thing.

Hope everything is as good as it can be Munks.

 

[Oaf]

Yeah, Munks, sort out your own stuff. Don't worry about this.

Apologies to all, not been able to pop on since Friday... and I'm only here now to give a quick "yes, I'm still here" before I head off to bed (staying up for WRASSLIN last night + having to get up early to watch Game of Thrones before work = Tired Oaf). Should get some time in the morning/early evening to get myself caught up and get this rolling again.

 

[Magic]

Take it easy Munks.