1FF Wars

[Oaf]

Summary:

3DD
Kirk gains 1BR
Gain 100k
Michael Ehrmantraut takes 1HP damage
T-Rex takes 1HP damage
CJ takes 1HP damage
Receive a specific character offer

STAG
The Undertaker is killed
Rocket Raccoon gains 1BR
Get 1 character offer
Gain 20k
Gain 50k
Lara Croft loses 1HP

Territories:

Vice City - STAG to 3DD
Nostromo - To STAG
Goldenrod City - 3DD to STAG
Hogwarts - To STAG
Ogrimmar - To 3DD

 

[Oaf]

OP updated, wages and stuff paid. As it stands, Stagnificent must make some good money out of next weeks fights to be able to pay their wages. And with no guarantee that money will even be up for grabs, that may be too much to ask

 

[PaulHaddock]

Stags taking money advice from GNC I see.

 

[Magic]

Monopoly will no doubt find a million down the back of the sofa so they'll be fine.

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[Oaf]

Mr Monopoly finds 100k down the back of the sofa for Stags.

Sagat wins the fight club stuff.

The card is coming up soon. I didn't get around to giving 3DD their specific offer until just now, so I'm allowing them an extended deadline to decide if they want to purchase them.

 

[Oaf]

Actually just looking at it, I never set a deadline anyway

Oh well. Whatever. Cards still coming soon.

 

[Oaf]

Xaviers School
Death Match
Lightweight
3DD vs STAG

Rapture
Trick or Treat fight
Lightweight
STAG vs 3DD

Vice City
Middleweight
3DD vs STAG

Mount Olympus
Winner receives 20k
Middleweight
STAG vs 3DD

Ogrimmar
Winner receives 100k
Heavyweight
3DD vs STAG

Jurassic Park
Winner receives 50k
Death Match
Heavyweight
STAG vs 3DD

Quahog
Bonus – For the loser here, death comes not just for the character taking part, but also for another character chosen at random. Even if you do not send a character to this fight, you will still suffer the consequences if you do not win it!
3DD vs STAG

Deadline: 9pm tomorrow.

 

[Oaf]

3DD buy:

Finn [Light Side] – 8BR 3HP 1D6 – £250,000/£20,000 – Backup

 

[Oaf]

Right, 1FF has seemingly had a lot of issues in the last few days. Will extend the deadline to 7pm tonight to give teams a chance to make any changes. Unless both teams can confirm that their decisions are final before that time, in which case we can get the results done earlier!

 

[Oaf]

Cool, both teams have finalized their selections nice and early. Let's do this.

Xaviers School is used on Captain Kirk.

Xaviers School
Death Match
Lightweight
Michael Ehrmantraut [Breaking Bad] – 6BR 1HP 1D6 3DD goes unopposed.

Rapture
Trick or Treat fight
Lightweight
Mr. Monopoly – 7BR 2HP 1D6 STAG vs Finn [Light Side] – 10BR 3HP 1D6 3DD

Mr Monopoly is equipped with the Combat MG. Finn is equipped with the Portal Gun. Finn uses his "Backup ability" on this fight! Poe Dameron will come swooping in with his X-Wing squadron after the battle... both participants will have a 50% chance of suffering 1HP damage.

Vice City
Middleweight
The Flash [Justice League] – 15BR

1HP 1D12 STAG goes unopposed.

Mount Olympus
Winner receives 20k
Middleweight
The Flash [Justice League] – 15BR

1HP 1D12 STAG vs James T. Kirk – 12BR 2HP 1D10 3DD

Ogrimmar
Winner receives 100k
Heavyweight
T-Rex – 14BR 1HP 1D6 3DD vs Zombie Lara Croft/Tyler Durden – 19BR 1HP 2D6 STAG

The T-Rex gets there and unleashes a mighty ROAR! Lara beat a T-Rex way back in Tomb Raider one, but here it causes her to lose her shit and she runs away. The T-Rex gains no BR for winning, and Lara loses no HP, but 3DD instantly claim the territory.

Jurassic Park
Winner receives 50k
Death Match
Heavyweight
Magneto [Brotherhood of Mutants] – 20BR 1HP 1D6 STAG vs Carl "CJ" Johnson [Grand Theft Auto] – 20BR 2HP 1D6 + 1D6 3DD

Magneto is equipped with Valyrian Steel.

Quahog
Bonus – For the loser here, death comes not just for the character taking part, but also for another character chosen at random. Even if you do not send a character to this fight, you will still suffer the consequences if you do not win it!
Pingu – 20BR 3HP 2D12 3DD vs Captain America [Avengers] – 20BR 2HP 2D12 STAG

One of Pingu or Captain America is going to die

 

[HarvSFC]

Please not Pingu

 

[Oaf]

Xaviers School
Death Match
Lightweight
Michael Ehrmantraut [Breaking Bad] – 6BR 1HP 1D6 3DD goes unopposed.

Rapture
Trick or Treat fight
Lightweight
Mr. Monopoly – 7BR 2HP 1D6 STAG vs Finn [Light Side] – 10BR 3HP 1D6 3DD

3DD have two chances to see off that greedy bastard Monopoly man here, their first coming in the form of Finn being able to shoot him. Though try as he might, Finn can't manage to get near the Monopoly man even with his Portal Gun. He tries some shots at range, but keeps getting met with a constant barrage of fire along with maniacal laughter from that murderous crook. In the end, Finn finds himself riddled with bullets... he's lost this fight, but calls in support.

Poe Dameron comes swooping in... and misses the Monopoly man. That fucker has survived this. Knowing 3DD's luck, you'd assume that Poe then goes on to accidentally hit Finn, but he actually misses him as well. Zero effect on target...

Vice City
Middleweight
The Flash [Justice League] – 15BR

1HP 1D12 STAG goes unopposed.

Mount Olympus
Winner receives 20k
Middleweight
The Flash [Justice League] – 15BR

1HP 1D12 STAG vs James T. Kirk – 12BR 2HP 1D10 3DD

Are you ready for this?

I don't think you are.

Because...

THE FLASH. LOST.

I know. It doesn't sound right to me, either. But the results are the results, and this is a fact. James Kirk is able to do what so many others have failed to do, and defeats The Flash, who has been impressive as fuck in 1FF Wars. The Flash loses his last HP and is killed. A BIG boost to 3DD here.

Ogrimmar
Winner receives 100k
Heavyweight
T-Rex – 14BR 1HP 1D6 3DD vs Zombie Lara Croft/Tyler Durden – 19BR 1HP 2D6 STAG

The T-Rex gets there and unleashes a mighty ROAR! Lara beat a T-Rex way back in Tomb Raider one, but here it causes her to lose her shit and she runs away. The T-Rex gains no BR for winning, and Lara loses no HP, but 3DD instantly claim the territory.

Jurassic Park
Winner receives 50k
Death Match
Heavyweight
Magneto [Brotherhood of Mutants] – 20BR 1HP 1D6 STAG vs Carl "CJ" Johnson [Grand Theft Auto] – 20BR 2HP 1D6 + 1D6 3DD

A battle of two heavyweights here, though CJ's extra D6 puts him at an advantage. In the end though, Magneto is able to use his powers to fly his Valyrian Steel through the air and through CJ's heart. Magneto picks up the win.

Quahog
Bonus – For the loser here, death comes not just for the character taking part, but also for another character chosen at random. Even if you do not send a character to this fight, you will still suffer the consequences if you do not win it!
Pingu – 20BR 3HP 2D12 3DD vs Captain America [Avengers] – 20BR 2HP 2D12 STAG

I don't know why that video exists, but I'm sure as hell happy it does.

What a battle here. Probably the two biggest hitters for both teams, whoever loses here will take a devastating blow in just losing the character taking part, let alone the extra...

Cap throws a roundhouse kick at Pingu, who takes it right on the beak. But he's a badass, so he shakes it off and slaps Cap with his wing. He then tries to peck his eyes out, but Cap gets his shield up just in time. Cap throws another kick, and this time it knocks Pingu off balance. Pingu throws a wild wing slap, but it misses its mark and he loses his balance. Captain America twats Pingu in the face, shattering his beak and his eye socket. He then mounts Pingu and hits him in the throat a whole bunch of times with the edge of his shield...

Spoiler

Cutting his head off. Pingu is dead.

 

[Oaf]

Summary:

3DD:
Finn takes 1HP of damage and loses his "backup" ability
Kirk gains 1BR
Gain 20k
Gain 100k
CJ loses 1HP
Pingu is killed
Another character is chosen at random to be killed... and it is... James T Kirk!

STAG:
Mr Monopoly gets a... TRICK! He loses 2BR
The Flash is killed
Magneto gains 1BR
Gain 50k

Territories:
Vice City - 3DD to STAG
Mt Olympus - STAG to 3DD
Quahog - To STAG

 

[HarvSFC]

Nooooooo

Great Pingu video though!

 

[Oaf]

OP is updated, wages paid and such. No character offers were up for grabs this week... which, I guess, means I can just go and make a fight card right away!

 

[Magic]

We changed vice city using kirks ability.

But shock horror. The amount of even fights/fights in our favour we've lost in this game is ridiculous.

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[Oaf]

Tardis
Death Match
Character Offer
Lightweight
1 vs 1

Jakku
Character Offer/ Winner recieves 20k
Lightweight
1 vs 1

Xaviers School
Death Match/Winner recieves 200k
Middleweight
1 vs 1

Nostromo
Death Match/Character offer
Heavyweight
1 vs 1

Mount Olympus
Heavyweight
1 vs 1

Hogwarts
Bonus
Winner receives monetary prize randomly selected between £1 and £1m. The loser must pay a fee randomly selected between £1 and £1m. Not sending a character to this fight counts as a "loss" and you will receive the punishment!
1 vs 1

Yeah, I put them all as 1 vs 1 instead of "STAG vs 3DD", but that's only because I can't be arsed. You're both in all fights, as usual.

Deadline: 7pm tomorrow.

 

[Oaf]

We changed vice city using kirks ability.

God damn. I thought it was odd that I didn't see anything saying this, but for some reason just couldn't find where you'd done it. Just had a look and found it with ease.

So yeah: Amendment, the fight at Vice City was actually at WWE Arena. So I'm gonna take the 100k I just paid to STAG for owning VC and send it to 3DD.

 

[SUTSS]

Jurassic Park
Winner receives 50k
Death Match
Heavyweight
Magneto [Brotherhood of Mutants] – 20BR 1HP 1D6 STAG vs Carl "CJ" Johnson [Grand Theft Auto] – 20BR 2HP 1D6 + 1D6 3DD

A battle of two heavyweights here, though CJ's extra D6 puts him at an advantage. In the end though, Magneto is able to use his powers to fly his Valyrian Steel through the air and through CJ's heart. Magneto picks up the win.

Summary:

3DD:
Finn takes 1HP of damage and loses his "backup" ability
Kirk gains 1BR
Gain 20k
Gain 100k
CJ loses 1HP
Pingu is killed
Another character is chosen at random to be killed... and it is... James T Kirk!

 

[Magic]

Can a mod edit the above posts pls

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[SUTSS]

#JusticeForStags

 

[Oaf]

Noted and fixed...

Also noticed that I still had T-Rex with his "Roar" ability. That's been amended too.

Will hopefully do the results at some point before the football tonight.

 

[Oaf]

Seeing as Stags have asked the required 1745625 times for this:

Magneto wins the fight club.

Mr Monopoly collects £100,000.

And for 3DD, Xaviers School teaches the T-Rex to become even more dangerous, giving him an extra 1BR.

 

[Oaf]

So much for doing it before the football.

Oh well. Got it on the iplayer. Let's do this...

 

[Oaf]

Tardis
Death Match
Character Offer
Lightweight
Michael Ehrmantraut [Breaking Bad] – 6BR 1HP 1D6 3DD goes uncontested

Jakku
Character Offer/ Winner recieves 20k
Lightweight
Finn [Light Side] – 11BR 2HP 1D6 3DD vs Mr. Monopoly – 5BR 2HP 1D6 STAG

Finn is equipped with the Golden Axe. Mr Monopoly is equipped with the Combat MG.

Xaviers School
Death Match/Winner recieves 200k
Middleweight
T-Rex – 17BR 1HP 1D6 3DD vs Rocket Raccoon [Guardians of the Galaxy] – 13BR 3HP 1D6 STAG

T-Rex is equipped with the portal gun. Rocket is equipped with Varyrian Steel.

Nostromo
Death Match/Character offer
Heavyweight
Magneto [Brotherhood of Mutants] – 19BR 1HP 1D6 STAG goes uncontested

Mount Olympus
Heavyweight
Zombie Lara Croft/Tyler Durden – 19BR 1HP 2D6 STAG goes uncontested

Hogwarts
Bonus
Winner receives monetary prize randomly selected between £1 and £1m. The loser must pay a fee randomly selected between £1 and £1m. Not sending a character to this fight counts as a "loss" and you will receive the punishment!
Captain America [Avengers] – 20BR 2HP 2D12 STAG goes uncontested

 

[Oaf]

Tardis
Death Match
Character Offer
Lightweight
Michael Ehrmantraut [Breaking Bad] – 6BR 1HP 1D6 3DD goes uncontested

Jakku
Character Offer/ Winner recieves 20k
Lightweight
Finn [Light Side] – 11BR 2HP 1D6 3DD vs Mr. Monopoly – 5BR 2HP 1D6 STAG

Finn manages to get an all important win for 3DD. Mr Monopoly took a blow to his already low BR last week in the trick or treat match, and suffered for it here.

Xaviers School
Death Match/Winner recieves 200k
Middleweight
T-Rex – 17BR 1HP 1D6 3DD vs Rocket Raccoon [Guardians of the Galaxy] – 13BR 3HP 1D6 STAG

It'll come to no surprise to anybody at this stage, but even with the 4BR difference here the T-Rex was unable to overcome Rocket. I'm going to put it down to giving a T-Rex a portal gun. How would he even shoot it, let alone be able to use it? 3DD lose one of their last 3 characters and STAG get big money for the win...

Nostromo
Death Match/Character offer
Heavyweight
Magneto [Brotherhood of Mutants] – 19BR 1HP 1D6 STAG goes uncontested

Mount Olympus
Heavyweight
Zombie Lara Croft/Tyler Durden – 19BR 1HP 2D6 STAG goes uncontested

Hogwarts
Bonus
Winner receives monetary prize randomly selected between £1 and £1m. The loser must pay a fee randomly selected between £1 and £1m. Not sending a character to this fight counts as a "loss" and you will receive the punishment!
Captain America [Avengers] – 20BR 2HP 2D12 STAG goes uncontested

Money prizes/punishments are as follows!

STAGS gain:

Spoiler

£342009

Pretty damned low considering what it could have been, but it'll more than cover at least a weeks wages...

3DD must pay...

Spoiler

£257178

On the lower side again, and certainly an that 3DD probably won't be sweating over too much.

 

[Oaf]

Summary:

3DD
Gain 2 character offers
Finn gains 1BR
Receive 20k
T-Rex is killed
Lose £257178

STAGS
Mr Monopoly loses 1HP
Rocket gains 1BR
Receive 200k
Gain 1 character offer
Gain £342009

Territories
Jakku - STAG to 3DD
Xaviers School - 3DD to STAG
Mount Olympus - 3DD to STAG

 

[Leewilson]

Ahhh well. Stags got their shit luck at the beginning of the game although at least they had time to rebuild. Just doesn't seem like the important matches are going for us. Still, you never know.

 

[Oaf]

What have monopoly and fight club done Oaf?

Magneto wins the fight club, taking him to 20BR!

And Monopoly finds yet another 100k behind the sofa. I believe that's at least 3 in a row He's probably paid for himself by now, let alone the bonus of stealing territories once in a while.

Everything is coming up STAG right now. I must admit, when it came down to the last two, I was pretty sure it would be plain sailing for 3DD to wrap up the win. Shit luck has just completely brought STAG back into it though, and now, after these latest results, I think actually make STAGs the new favourites. All of 3DD's money is great, but if they can't win, they won't get anywhere... they're down to 2 characters, one of which is on his last HP. They needed good offers... did they get them?

Yeah, offers are out, OP is updated, wages are paid and such.

Deadline for signings: 10PM tomorrow. Though I probably won't be around for it.

 

[Leewilson]

Of course STAG are the bloody favourites.

Money means fuck all when they have a 20BR character with 2D12. We can't touch him.