1FF Wars

[Veggie Legs]

Stags have been favourites for a few weeks at least, we're now at the stage of needing a miracle.

 

[SUTSS]

Ahhh well. Stags got their shit luck at the beginning of the game although at least they had time to rebuild. Just doesn't seem like the important matches are going for us. Still, you never know.

We've been done the bottom several times on this game and know all about how quickly things can turn around. Don't think there is much in it to be honest, a bad week and it all changes again.

 

[Oaf]

3DD sign:

Sonic the Hedgehog – 15BR 3HP 1D6 – £600,000/£60,000 – Catch Him If You Can

(Yes I made a point of using a picture of classic sonic. Fuck lanky talking Sonic. That version of Sonic is not allowed in this game. Classic Sonic only)

AND

Kratos – 13BR 3HP 1D6 – £350,000/£39,000 – Ghost of Sparta

 

[Oaf]

I'm gonna eat in a bit, but the card should be up after. Give it about an hour.

 

[Oaf]

Jakku
Lightweight
Winner receives 20k
1 vs 1

South Park
Middleweight
Faction Battle
1 vs 1

Vice City
Heavyweight
Death Match
1 vs 1

Bonus
WWE Arena
Death Match/Winner receives 200k
1 vs 1

Choices of characters to be made by 5pm tomorrow.

 

[Oaf]

Xaviers School gives Lara Croft 1BR.

Sonic the Hedgehog is given the One Ring. It boosts him to 20BR and gives him a D6, but he loses his ability.

Jakku
Lightweight
Winner receives 20k
Mr. Monopoly – 4BR 1HP 1D6 STAG vs Finn [Light Side] – 11BR 2HP 1D6 3DD

Mr Monopoly is given Valyrian Steel. Finn is given the portal gun.

South Park
Middleweight
Faction Battle
Rocket Raccoon [Guardians of the Galaxy] – 15BR 3HP 1D6 STAG vs Kratos – 16BR 3HP 1D6 3DD

Rocket is given the Combat MG. Kratos is given the golden axe.

Vice City
Heavyweight
Death Match
Zombie Lara Croft/Tyler Durden – 20BR 1HP 2D6 STAG vs Michael Ehrmantraut [Breaking Bad] – 6BR 1HP 1D6 3DD

Bonus
WWE Arena
Death Match/Winner receives 200k
Magneto [Brotherhood of Mutants] – 20BR 1HP 1D6 STAG vs Sonic the Hedgehog – 20BR 3HP 1D6 + 1D6 3DD

 

[Oaf]

Jakku
Lightweight
Winner receives 20k
Mr. Monopoly – 4BR 1HP 1D6 STAG vs Finn [Light Side] – 11BR 2HP 1D6 3DD

Mr Monopoly was up against it here with the BR difference alone, but didn't do himself any favours by scoring a 1 and a 1... Finn deals with him easily, and Mr Monopolys reign of terror is over. Families can once again live peacefully, without fear of board game related violence.

South Park
Middleweight
Faction Battle
Rocket Raccoon [Guardians of the Galaxy] – 15BR 3HP 1D6 STAG vs Kratos – 16BR 3HP 1D6 3DD

Rocket, on the other hand, went and absolutely blew Kratos out of the park (South Park, gettit?) with a max BR score, meaning Kratos had a lot to do, and he wasn't up to the job. Kratos takes a loss... but it pisses him off even more. Kratos upgrades to a D8!

Vice City
Heavyweight
Death Match
Zombie Lara Croft/Tyler Durden – 20BR 1HP 2D6 STAG vs Michael Ehrmantraut [Breaking Bad] – 6BR 1HP 1D6 3DD

Lara Croft actually rolled very badly here, but was still able to deal with an overwhelmingly under powered Michael who never really stood a chance. Poor chap.

Bonus
WWE Arena
Death Match/Winner receives 200k
Magneto [Brotherhood of Mutants] – 20BR 1HP 1D6 STAG vs Sonic the Hedgehog – 20BR 3HP 1D6 + 1D6 3DD

Shit the bed, 3DD win a bonus match! Magneto actually scored very respectfully with his BR, but a dice roll of 1 let him down. Sonic scored the same BR, and with his 2D6 it was already a done deal. Sonic wins in his 3DD debut... will he be the man (hedgehog) to get 3DD back on track?

 

[Oaf]

Summary:

3DD:
Finn gains 1BR
Win 20k
Kratos loses 1hp, gains a dice upgrade
Michael Ehrmantraut is killed
Receive 200k.

STAG:
Mr Monopoly is killed
Rocket Raccoon gains 1BR
Get a faction offer
Magneto is killed

Territories:
Vice City - 3DD to STAG
WWE Arena - STAG to 3DD

 

[Oaf]

Not sure who's happiest with that week. 2 wins each, both won a decisively one sided fight, and both won a close one.

OP is updated, wages are paid. Once Stags decide on a faction I'll get the offer out.

 

[Oaf]

STAGS sign:

Groot [Guardians of the Galaxy] – 12BR 3HP 1D6 – £300,000/£40,000 – I am Groot/We are Groot

 

[Oaf]

Which is cool, because that's all sorted which means... fight card already!


WWE Arena
Death Match
Lightweight
STAG vs 3DD

Jurassic Park
Death Match
Middleweight
3DD vs STAG

Tardis
Heavyweight
STAG vs 3DD

Mount Doom
Heroes Never Die! – The winner of this match brings in Mercy from Overwatch to revive your fallen heroes! Any heroes who die this week (whether it be through a death match, losing their last HP or through abilities or other means) will be brought back at the end of this fight, restored to 3HP!
3DD vs STAG

Deadline: 3:30pm tomorrow. Which I understand doesn't give a massive amount of time, but it'd be much more convenient for me and we're usually sorted by then... right?

 

[Oaf]

Cool, both teams have selected their fighters so we can get right on with this.

Fight Club is won by Captain America this week... who's BR can't go any higher.

Xaviers School is used on Rocket Raccoon.

WWE Arena
Death Match
Lightweight
Finn [Light Side] – 10BR 2HP 1D6 3DD goes unopposed.

Jurassic Park
Death Match
Middleweight
Rocket Raccoon [Guardians of the Galaxy] – 14BR 3HP 1D6 STAG goes unopposed

Tardis
Heavyweight
Zombie Lara Croft/Tyler Durden – 20BR 1HP 2D6 STAG vs Kratos – 16BR 2HP 1D8 3DD

Kratos is equipped with the Golden Axe

Mount Doom
Heroes Never Die! – The winner of this match brings in Mercy from Overwatch to revive your fallen heroes! Any heroes who die this week (whether it be through a death match, losing their last HP or through abilities or other means) will be brought back at the end of this fight, restored to 3HP!
Sonic the Hedgehog – 20BR 3HP 1D6 + 1D6 3DD vs Captain America [Avengers] – 20BR 2HP 2D12 STAG

 

[Oaf]

WWE Arena
Death Match
Lightweight
Finn [Light Side] – 10BR 2HP 1D6 3DD goes unopposed.

Jurassic Park
Death Match
Middleweight
Rocket Raccoon [Guardians of the Galaxy] – 14BR 3HP 1D6 STAG goes unopposed

Tardis
Heavyweight
Zombie Lara Croft/Tyler Durden – 20BR 1HP 2D6 STAG vs Kratos – 16BR 2HP 1D8 3DD

Some bad rolling all around here, but Lara Croft is just about able to edge it. She lives to fight another day, while Kratos gets his second loss in a row. With this loss though comes yet another dice upgrade, upping him to a D10.

Mount Doom
Heroes Never Die! – The winner of this match brings in Mercy from Overwatch to revive your fallen heroes! Any heroes who die this week (whether it be through a death match, losing their last HP or through abilities or other means) will be brought back at the end of this fight, restored to 3HP!
Sonic the Hedgehog – 20BR 3HP 1D6 + 1D6 3DD vs Captain America [Avengers] – 20BR 2HP 2D12 STAG

Again, bad rolling all around... but like the Germans on penalties, even when Captain America does bad, he still somehow finds a way to come out on top. Captain America wins like his 548176th bonus match, though there are no characters to bring back from the dead this week anyway.

Well that was a quick, easy week.

On to the next one, I guess.

 

[Oaf]

Summary:

3DD
Kratos loses 1HP but gains a dice upgrade
Sonic loses 1HP

STAG
Don't actually gain a single thing, despite winning both actual fights...

Territories
Tardis - 3DD to STAG

 

[Oaf]

OP is updated.

And to get it out of the way early, fight club is won by... Captain America again. There. Now you don't need to ask.

And boom, just like that... next fight card:

Oblivion
Fountain of Youth/ Winner receives 20k
Lightweight
3DD vs STAG

Jakku
Death Match/Character offer
Middleweight
STAG vs 3DD

Jurassic Park
Death Match/Winner receives 50k
Heavyweight
STAG vs 3DD

Bonus:
WWE Arena
The winner receives 3 Medpacks!
3DD vs STAG

Deadline: mid day tomorrow.

 

[Oaf]

Xaviers School is used to boost Groot.

Hm... both teams nearly seem to be there already with regards to picking characters. If both teams confirm we may be able to do these results today

 

[SUTSS]

Stags are ready!

 

[SUTSS]

3DD letting us down here.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

We submitted it hours ago!

 

[Leewilson]

We submitted at 2.50.

 

[Oaf]

Oblivion
Fountain of Youth/ Winner receives 20k
Lightweight
Finn [Light Side] – 12BR 2HP 1D6 3DD goes unopposed.

Finn has the Portal Gun.

Jakku
Death Match/Character offer
Middleweight
Rocket Raccoon [Guardians of the Galaxy] – 17BR 3HP 1D6 STAG vs Kratos – 16BR 1HP 1D10 3DD

Rocket has the combat MG, Kratos has the golden axe.

Jurassic Park
Death Match/Winner receives 50k
Heavyweight
Zombie Lara Croft/Tyler Durden – 20BR 1HP 2D6 STAG goes unopposed.

Bonus:
WWE Arena
The winner receives 3 Medpacks!
Sonic the Hedgehog – 20BR 2HP 1D6 + 1D6 3DD vs Captain America [Avengers] – 20BR 2HP 2D12 STAG

 

[Oaf]

Oblivion
Fountain of Youth/ Winner receives 20k
Lightweight
Finn [Light Side] – 12BR 2HP 1D6 3DD goes unopposed.

Finn reverts to 8BR, but gets put back on 3HP.

Jakku
Death Match/Character offer
Middleweight
Rocket Raccoon [Guardians of the Galaxy] – 17BR 3HP 1D6 STAG vs Kratos – 16BR 1HP 1D10 3DD

Rocket scored a 1 on his BR roll. Kratos, on the other hand, scored a mother fucking 16 on his BR roll and a 10 on his dice... max score! Complete annihilation of the raccoon here, who is killed in one.

Jurassic Park
Death Match/Winner receives 50k
Heavyweight
Zombie Lara Croft/Tyler Durden – 20BR 1HP 2D6 STAG goes unopposed.

Bonus:
WWE Arena
The winner receives 3 Medpacks!
Sonic the Hedgehog – 20BR 2HP 1D6 + 1D6 3DD vs Captain America [Avengers] – 20BR 2HP 2D12 STAG

Captain America in a bonus fight... what did you think was going to happen? He gets another big win here, and STAGS are given 3 medpacks!

 

[Oaf]

Summary:

3DD:
Finn reverts to 8BR/3HP
Receive 20k
Kratos gains 1BR
Receive one character offer

STAG:
Rocket Raccoon is killed
Gain 50k
Gain 3 med packs

Territories:
Oblivion - STAGS to 3DD
WWE arena - 3DD to Stags

 

[Oaf]

Right, OP is updated now. Would have done it earlier, but I actually did a Lee and had to go and play some tennis.

Groot won the fight club.

Deadline for the character offer: 7pm tomorrow. Obviously if a decision is made earlier, we can keep this going at the nice rate it's been going as of late!

Offer going out now...

Oh yeah, and one med pack is used on Lara Croft...

 

[Oaf]

By the way, speaking of Tennis actually...

I am pleased with the pace of the game today (2 weeks worth in one day!) but I must warn you all that things are due to slow down over the coming days... because I am actually off to watch the mens semi finals at Wimbledon I won't be here from Thursday until late on Saturday, so there will be no progress until then...

Oh well, hopefully we can get a decent amount done tomorrow as well, like we have today.

 

[Oaf]

3DD sign:

Michelangelo [Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles] – 13BR 3HP 1D6 – £250,000/£35,000 – Pizza

 

[Oaf]

Cool, next fight card is:

Ogrimmar
Death Match/Character Offer
Lightweight
3DD vs STAG

Vice City
Death Match/Character Offer
Middleweight
STAG vs 3DD

Oblivion
FREE random character to the winner
Heavyweight
3DD vs STAG

Bonus:
Death Match/300k to the winner
Mt Olympus
STAG vs 3DD

Deadline 7pm tomorrow.

 

[Oaf]

Nice, both teams have submitted their shiz, so we can get on with this.

Xaviers School boosts Sagat.

Ogrimmar
Death Match/Character Offer
Lightweight
Finn [Light Side] – 8BR 3HP 1D6 3DD goes unopposed.

Vice City
Death Match/Character Offer
Middleweight
Groot [Guardians of the Galaxy] – 17BR 3HP 1D6 STAG vs Kratos – 17BR 1HP 1D10 3DD

Groot has the MG, Kratos has the Golden Axe.

Oblivion
FREE random character to the winner
Heavyweight
Michelangelo [Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles] – 15BR 3HP 1D6 3DD vs Zombie Lara Croft/Tyler Durden – 20BR 2HP 2D6 STAG

Michelangelo has the portal gun.

Bonus:
Death Match/300k to the winner
Mt Olympus
Captain America [Avengers] – 20BR 2HP 2D12 STAG vs Sonic the Hedgehog – 20BR 2HP 1D6 + 1D6 3DD

 

[Oaf]

Ogrimmar
Death Match/Character Offer
Lightweight
Finn [Light Side] – 8BR 3HP 1D6 3DD goes unopposed.

Vice City
Death Match/Character Offer
Middleweight
Groot [Guardians of the Galaxy] – 17BR 3HP 1D6 STAG vs Kratos – 17BR 1HP 1D10 3DD

Kratos has been an absolute bust for 3DD so far, and he managed to continue that trend here by losing his 3rd and final match, despite the even BR's and his D10 compared to Groots D6. God of War my arse. Can't even deal with a fucking tree.

Oblivion
FREE random character to the winner
Heavyweight
Michelangelo [Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles] – 15BR 3HP 1D6 3DD vs Zombie Lara Croft/Tyler Durden – 20BR 2HP 2D6 STAG

Michelangelo had a chance to get off to a great debut here by beating the STAG leader, but fell just short. TMNT's in 1FF wars seem to always under perform.

Bonus:
Death Match/300k to the winner
Mt Olympus
Captain America [Avengers] – 20BR 2HP 2D12 STAG vs Sonic the Hedgehog – 20BR 2HP 1D6 + 1D6 3DD

Captain America ALWAYS fucking delivers. Every. Damn. Time. Decent BR roll, then a 12 on his first dice, and he was already out of sight basically. A final dice roll taking him to a total score of 38 meant that he was untouchable. A clean sweep for STAGS again here...

 

[HarvSFC]

Ouch.