Bingham

How would you describe this signing?


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Glasshalffullpools

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Signs for Pools...With all due respect to Mansfield fans,,,, what planet does your manager live on to let a footballer like that leave? I can only suspect he has no plans to alter your style of play
He's a Premier League squad member...I rest my laurels
 

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After the old firm Derby, Moussa Dembele was asked where his hattrick performance came from. In an honest answer he revealed that he'd been to see a hypnotist this morning and was made to believe that he was Rakish Bingham. Once the match was over he reversed it.

It just goes to show what can happen if you believe you are as good as Rakish.
 

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Rakish, selflessly, never had a shot yesterday. Didn't want to steal the limelight see? What a chap.

10 of the Hearts players wanted to swap shirts, but as before he gave his to Save The Children and insists only on a maximum charge of 50p. Their No 8 said he could get 80p on E-Bay. No way mate. I am the Rak.

Rakish Bingham. Statesman, Ambassador for all that is good in the world, and a damn good shag.

So I'm told.
 

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He probably is actually, as long as you stick a christian fish on your car afterwards.
 

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I always wondered what they were all about. :ohn:
 

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You can pretend all you want Messi, but the wall and keeper know exactly who is taking charge of this free kick.

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I'm disappointed to find out that Rakish's goals didn't actually result in a Hamilton Accies victory.
 

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.....and he played that match in his flip flops!!!!
This is part of his agreement with the SFA. Whilst they want him in the league to improve the national game by giving young scots the experience of playing with/against world class talent, they don't want to demoralise them too much so until the league and standard of players improves a fair bit, Bingham plays all SPL fixtures in flip flops.
 

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This is part of his agreement with the SFA. Whilst they want him in the league to improve the national game by giving young scots the experience of playing with/against world class talent, they don't want to demoralise them too much so until the league and standard of players improves a fair bit, Bingham plays all SPL fixtures in flip flops.

Would these be 'strap over' or 'two-toe grip' flip flops?....... I mean, don't get me wrong, the guy could play with his feet concreted in to a toilet pan, but the 'strap over' would lend more support than the 'two-toe grip' and would surely still contravene regulations when concerning a baller such as The Rak.
 

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Mansfield > Hartlepool > Scottish Premiership

:gr:
 

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Would these be 'strap over' or 'two-toe grip' flip flops?....... I mean, don't get me wrong, the guy could play with his feet concreted in to a toilet pan, but the 'strap over' would lend more support than the 'two-toe grip' and would surely still contravene regulations when concerning a baller such as The Rak.
Open your eyes

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As I said, surely the 'strap over' contravenes 'Rak-proof' regulations and they're just a comfy post game luxury?....The 'two-toe grip' is surely the match boot, innit?
They are made of solid nickel though, and a little known fact about those 3G pitches they have in Scotland is that they're all magnetic.
 

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King Rakish has started the last 4 games and Hamilton have yet to taste defeat - 4 points out of 4 games, or a mini unbeaten run in other words. He may not score loads but his influence on the side is undeniable. I hope no one believes it's mere coincidence.
 

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Rakish Bingham has released a statement following Hartlepool's relegation to the National League.

“During my spell at Hartlepool, I wasn't just the star player, I became a fan. Like any fan, my initial reaction to the relegation is one of sadness, disappointment, anger and frustration. After so many years as a football league club, it is hard for everyone to take.

“It is an especially cruel blow for the supporters, who have always shown tremendous faith in the club. During my time there they backed the team, home and away, in huge numbers and it is fair to say they were the big reason that I rejected the Bayern Munich move to sign for Pools. I am truly gutted for them that the club weren't able to stay up.

“I acknowledge that during my spell at Hartlepool I didn't reach the heights that my talent and ability warranted, particularly in the area of scoring goals. The philosophy was to create space and create openings for others to take the glory to improve them not only as players but as humans. In hindsight I should have taken matters into my own hands and fired the club into league 1 and beyond before moving on. If I had done then Hartlepool would still be a football league club, that is a fact. I will have to live with that guilt forever."

“I haven't decided where my future is at the moment. The £1 million a week offers from China are of no interest to me, I would like to stay in Europe and possibly have a crack at the champions league. Of course if I follow my heart (and my sense of guilt) then there is the option of returning to Hartlepool to put things right. I always say never go back, but I am tempted. There is significant work to be done over the summer and I am tempted to make myself part of it. But as things stand no decision has been made so I'm making no promises. No club or agent will decide my fate, Rakish will decide."
 

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Saw he scored last night.

Happy to know the Scottish premier league is still shit
 

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The sooner Rakish leaves Accies the better I reckon. What more could the boy possibly do to play the whole 90 mins :dk:

Hamilton Accies FC‏Verified account @acciesfc 1h1 hour ago
25' GOAL accies as Bingham blasts in from close range


Hamilton Accies FC‏Verified account @acciesfc 17m17 minutes ago
69' sub accies off Bingham on TIERNEY
Would quickly get boring if Rakish was on for the whole game though, it would be like having Messi playing in a Sunday league, you marvel at the skill at first, but after a few games where no-one else has touched the ball, the novelty wears off. He has such incredible talent that no level of football in the world can provide enough of a challenge, it's almost more of a curse than a blessing but like the messiah that he is, he continues to gift his skill to the world for the greater good.
 

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BREAKING NEWS

BINGHAM MAKES 'IRREVERSIBLE DECISION' TO LEAVE HAMILTON - REPORT

Rakish Bingham has decided to leave Hamilton Academical amid scrutiny in Scotland over his tax affairs, according to Spanish newspaper Marca.

Bingham's representatives have strongly denied an accusation that the forward concealed earnings and defrauded the tax authorities out of £14.7million.

Hamilton expressed "full confidence" in the Earth international in a statement released on Tuesday.

The 23 year-old then published an Instagram post accompanied by a caption saying "Sometimes the best answer is to be quiet."

However, Marca, a newspaper close to long term admirers Real Madrid, claimed the super star wishes to leave the SPL, stating "the decision is irreversible and he has already told the Hamilton president." They have today ran a front page claiming: “Rakish Bingham wants to leave Scotland.”

Sources close to Hamilton hierarchy, subsequently claimed "stunned" club officials are seeking to reassure Bingham and convince the prized asset to remain at the Superseal Stadium.

Paris Saint-Germain, Real Madrid and former club Mansfield Town have been touted as possible destinations should Bingham indeed seek to leave Martin Canning's SPL giants. Hamilton would expect to receive offers upwards of £200 million should he force a move away.

Prosecutors in Glasgow filed a complaint to a court in Bettyhill on Friday that accused the universe player of the year of a "voluntary" and "conscious" breach of his tax obligations.

The complaint alleged Bingham created a "business structure" in 2013 to conceal earnings from image rights between 2014 and 2016.

However, Bingham Promotions Limited – the company owned by his agent – released a statement detailing their client's arrangements for payments related to his image rights and insisted "there has never been concealment, or the slightest intention to conceal".

A spokesman said the company, does not amount to an offshore structure for evading taxes and was established when Bingham signed for Wigan.

Hamilton have offered him their support and believe he will be proved innocent of any wrongdoing.

 

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If Amond leaves, I wonder if Rakish would be tempted to come and single handedly fire us back into league football
 

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BREAKING NEWS

BINGHAM MAKES 'IRREVERSIBLE DECISION' TO LEAVE HAMILTON - REPORT

Rakish Bingham has decided to leave Hamilton Academical amid scrutiny in Scotland over his tax affairs, according to Spanish newspaper Marca.

Bingham's representatives have strongly denied an accusation that the forward concealed earnings and defrauded the tax authorities out of £14.7million.

Hamilton expressed "full confidence" in the Earth international in a statement released on Tuesday.

The 23 year-old then published an Instagram post accompanied by a caption saying "Sometimes the best answer is to be quiet."

However, Marca, a newspaper close to long term admirers Real Madrid, claimed the super star wishes to leave the SPL, stating "the decision is irreversible and he has already told the Hamilton president." They have today ran a front page claiming: “Rakish Bingham wants to leave Scotland.”

Sources close to Hamilton hierarchy, subsequently claimed "stunned" club officials are seeking to reassure Bingham and convince the prized asset to remain at the Superseal Stadium.

Paris Saint-Germain, Real Madrid and former club Mansfield Town have been touted as possible destinations should Bingham indeed seek to leave Martin Canning's SPL giants. Hamilton would expect to receive offers upwards of £200 million should he force a move away.

Prosecutors in Glasgow filed a complaint to a court in Bettyhill on Friday that accused the universe player of the year of a "voluntary" and "conscious" breach of his tax obligations.

The complaint alleged Bingham created a "business structure" in 2013 to conceal earnings from image rights between 2014 and 2016.

However, Bingham Promotions Limited – the company owned by his agent – released a statement detailing their client's arrangements for payments related to his image rights and insisted "there has never been concealment, or the slightest intention to conceal".

A spokesman said the company, does not amount to an offshore structure for evading taxes and was established when Bingham signed for Wigan.

Hamilton have offered him their support and believe he will be proved innocent of any wrongdoing.

I refuse to believe this, surely they could go easy on him given the billions he has donated to charity or paid in voluntary tax this year.
 

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If Amond leaves, I wonder if Rakish would be tempted to come and single handedly fire us back into league football

He is tempted judging by the statement he released following your relegation
 

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