Bingham

[Pooliekev]

It's actually the Brazillians, with Rakish Bingham being an anagram of Ribo Janeirokshgh

Honest.

 

[hellogregory]

It's actually the Brazillians, with Rakish Bingham being an anagram of Ribo Janeirokshgh

Honest.

He qualifies for USA as well, but they feared he'd be another Freddy Adu.

Rakish's mum is American, she was actually in Baywatch. Google it.

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

I Googled IT ...got a load of pages about computer thingies .... I Googled my passion for large owls , I put in Big Hooters ......I may be some time ....

 

[shoddycollins]

I thought the German football federation were trying to get him registered for them due to Rakish's biological great great great Auntie being born on the back of a horse and cart in Düsseldorf.

They are but Rakish is a traditionalist and believes you should only be eligible to play in the country of your birth.

Unfortunately Asgard don't have a football team but he considers the moment he descended to Earth to be a kind of 'birth' and therefore will play for the country in which he landed.

 

[shoddycollins]

Rakish is big news across the world
http://www.fichajes.com/breves/incluyen-al-man-city-en-la-puja-por-rakish-bingham_40851

 

[hellogregory]

He turned Man City down?

The same will probably happen in the summer.

 

[Aber gas]

Gooooooaaalllll!!!!!!

 

[Vanni]

Stanley Twitter - First attack and Hartlepool equalise - free header at far post for Rakish Bingham 1-1

YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pooliepride]

Maybe he thinks now is a fair time to try for the league 2 golden boot?

 

[hellogregory]

FUCKING GET IN!!

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

Finally ! But that was that , and I think that may be last we see of him ....I wish him well at Real Madrid or wherever he's been 'saving himself ' for !

 

[Richard Cranium]

Barcaluton

 

[PoolieTom]

It's sounding more and more likely that Bingham will be available to buy ahead of next season. Where should we start the bidding, £50 million?

 

[Trapdoor]

He's Leicesters obvious replacement for Jamie Vardy when the partyboy leaves for Real Madrid in summer.

 

[hellogregory]

Real Madrid themselves are looking to snub Vardy and go straight in for Bingham.

 

[Pooliekev]

You wait, he was just bedding himself in this season.

Honest.

 

[rudebwoyben]

Binghaminho would have greater sell-on value than Vardy.

 

[Vanni]

He will be off to the States. Mark my words

 

[Trapdoor]

China mate. It's the future big money.

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

There's nine million bicycles in Beijing ....I wonder how many cows arses and Banjos they have out there ...

 

[hellogregory]

Watch this space

 

[ProfessorGreen]

At the risk of sounding an idiot, why is there a 34 page thread on this guy?

 

[Aber gas]

At the risk of sounding an idiot, why is there a 34 page thread on this guy?

Honestly mate, don't question just accept. Bingham is life and Life is Bingham.

 

[Vanni]

Can one of the mods please delete Professor Green's comment? Cheers.

 

[hellogregory]

Can one of the mods please delete Professor Green's comment? Cheers.

I'm not a mod, but I'll edit it for him...

At the risk of sounding an idiot, why is there only a 34 page thread on this genius?

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

He calls himself a professer !!

 

[Grecian O'Grecian]

At the risk of sounding an idiot, why is there a 34 page thread on this guy?

Basically, Glasshalffullpools wasn't aware of the number one rule of a forum like this (no individual player threads) and has been mocked for it ever since by the prolonging of this thread.

Also, Bingham has been woeful so it makes the starting of this thread all the more funny.

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

He who lasts laugh gets the early bird in the bush

 

[ProfessorGreen]

He calls himself a professer !!

That's Professor, to you Poolie!

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

Spilling was never my string pint