Caption Contest

[Leo]

Will judge Sunday or Monday[/QUOTE]

My phone...quick, for a selfie!

 

[Johnnyt]

Will judge Sunday or Monday

Hey Jurgen pass me them joke teeth for a funny selfie.

 

[FishyMackem]

I'll judge it at 1pm-ish so if there's any more!

 

[Habbinalan]

You're kidding me...........Really? Round?

But Johnny, Jurgen and even Freddy assured me it was flat....

 

[FishyMackem]

THE RESULTS​

"Harry, my friend, you cannot claim this - no matter how many children's lives you swear upon".
- Stevencc​

Runner up (1 point):
"Gizza job. I can do dat."
- Habbinalan

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 4 points
2nd - stevencc - 4 points
3rd - Leo - 3 points
4th - Fompous Part - 3 points
5th - Habbinalan - 2 points

NEXT:

Will judge Sunday or Monday

 

[Redpelt]

Eden Hazard extols the benefits of not staying upright.

 

[Johnnyt]

NEXT:

Hey Romelu, Johnnyt is pissing himself ......you won fuck all you greedy bastard.[/QUOTE]

 

[Johnnyt]

Hey Romelu , Johnnyt is pissing himself laughing, you won fuck all you greedy bastard.

 

[Leo]

get it up ye Jose.....get it right up ye.

 

[Habbinalan]

Who put friggin' Super Glue on these handles??

 

[Leo]

Bastards....just swallowed a fly!

 

[Leo]

Look Ashley....seagulls wouldn't shit in a winners mouth my friend!

 

[FishyMackem]

THE RESULTS​

"Hey Romelu , Johnnyt is pissing himself laughing, you won fuck all you greedy bastard"
- Lowryman

Runner up (1 point):
"Eden Hazard extols the benefits of not staying upright."
- Redpelt

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 7 points
2nd - stevencc - 4 points
3rd - Leo - 3 points
4th - Fompous Part - 3 points
5th - Habbinalan - 2 points
6th - Redpelt - 1 point

NEXT:

Will judge next week

 

[Johnnyt]

' thanks for your support lads on 1ff but Paggers was right im shit'

 

[Redpelt]

'To err is human ,to forgive is divine' ,now if I can just get that on a fucking billboard outside Anfield.

 

[Habbinalan]

 

[Leo]

Fucking Lowryman put the curse on me!

 

[FishyMackem]

Keep them coming. Gonna judge tomorrow.

 

[Redpelt]

Ragnar is thinking 'his hands are so small, like that of a tiny baby ,look how they fail to hold his falling tears'

 

[FishyMackem]

THE RESULTS​

"'To err is human ,to forgive is divine' ,now if I can just get that on a fucking billboard outside Anfield."
- Redpelt

Runner up (1 point):
"Fucking Lowryman put the curse on me!"
- Leo

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 7 points
2nd - stevencc - 4 points
3rd - Redpelt - 4 points
4th - Leo - 4 points
5th - Fompous Part - 3 points
6th - Habbinalan - 2 points

NEXT:

Will judge next week

 

[Leo]

ALL TOGETHER NOW........

St Juste you're a fucking arse
St Juste you're a fucking arse
St Juste you're a fucking arse
St Juste you're a fucking arsssssssse

Repeat as you wish...........

 

[Johnnyt]

' YMCA '

 

[Redpelt]

THE RESULTS​

NEXT:

A group of England fans 'positively elated' on hearing the news white framed sunglasses are no longer considered a fashion faux pas and it now only carries a threat to your personal well being outside of London.

 

[FishyMackem]

THE RESULTS​

"'YMCA"
- Lowryman

Runner up (1 point):
"A group of England fans 'positively elated' on hearing the news white framed sunglasses are no longer considered a fashion faux pas and it now only carries a threat to your personal well being outside of London"
- Redpelt

Leo also got 2 likes on his caption - so I've awarded a runner up point to him too for the below...

"ALL TOGETHER NOW........

St Juste you're a fucking arse
St Juste you're a fucking arse
St Juste you're a fucking arse
St Juste you're a fucking arsssssssse

Repeat as you wish..........."


Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 10 points
2nd - Redpelt - 5 points
3rd - Leo - 5 points
4th - stevencc - 4 points
5th - Fompous Part - 3 points
6th - Habbinalan - 2 points

NEXT:

 

[Leo]

THE RESULTS​

"'YMCA"
- Lowryman

Runner up (1 point):
"A group of England fans 'positively elated' on hearing the news white framed sunglasses are no longer considered a fashion faux pas and it now only carries a threat to your personal well being outside of London"
- Redpelt

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 10 points
2nd - Redpelt - 5 points
3rd - stevencc - 4 points
4th - Leo - 4 points
5th - Fompous Part - 3 points
6th - Habbinalan - 2 points

NEXT:

no points pour moi even though I got 2 likes ?......

 

[FishyMackem]

no points pour moi even though I got 2 likes ?......

Didn't even notice you'd got 2 likes too! Have a runner up point!

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 10 points
2nd - Redpelt - 5 points
3rd - Leo - 5 points
4th - stevencc - 4 points
5th - Fompous Part - 3 points
6th - Habbinalan - 2 points

 

[Leo]

Didn't even notice you'd got 2 likes too! Have a runner up point!

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 10 points
2nd - Redpelt - 5 points
3rd - Leo - 5 points
4th - stevencc - 4 points
5th - Fompous Part - 3 points
6th - Habbinalan - 2 points

you are most kind Fishy.....

 

[Redpelt]

Howard Webb officially issues Amazon with a yellow card for their tardiness in delivering his Stella McCartney sliders .

 

[Leo]

3 seconds it takes for a rectal examination......and THIS is the finger I will be using cheeky boy!

 

[Johnnyt]

'you have 10 seconds to answer the community chest question......starting now'

NEXT:

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