Caption Contest

[Leo]

Disappointed the Invisible Woman reference has gone right over everyone's heads.
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.........................or was it just that I was trying too hard??

Hands up.....it wooshed me mate.

 

[FishyMackem]

Judging TOMORROW - Apologies for the delay.

 

[Leo]

Judging TOMORROW - Apologies for the delay.

You sure about that that ? If England hopefully win there is a possibility you'll be pished till Sunday mate.......

 

[FishyMackem]

THE RESULTS​

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Proxy entry for Bob Mortimer -

Yorkie Mother "Do tha know name of that Brazilian Lad who keeps rolling ont floor"

Teesdale Son "Neymar"

Mother "Nevermind, was worth an ask"
- Habbinalan

Runner Up (1 point)
"Neymar's vociferous and incessant crying leads to the inexorable strangulated testicle ,Brazilian media suggest he plays in speedos ,English media suggest a nappy . "
- Redpelt

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 11 points
2nd - Leo - 8 points
3rd - stevencc - 8 points
4th - Redpelt - 6 points
5th - Habbinalan - 5 points
6th - Fompous Part - 3 points


NEXT:

 

[Habbinalan]

THE RESULTS​

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Proxy entry for Bob Mortimer -

Yorkie Mother "Do tha know name of that Brazilian Lad who keeps rolling ont floor"

Teesdale Son "Neymar"

Mother "Nevermind, was worth an ask"
- Habbinalan

Runner Up (1 point)
"Neymar's vociferous and incessant crying leads to the inexorable strangulated testicle ,Brazilian media suggest he plays in speedos ,English media suggest a nappy . "
- Redpelt

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 11 points
2nd - Leo - 8 points
3rd - stevencc - 8 points
4th - Redpelt - 6 points
5th - Habbinalan - 5 points
6th - Fompous Part - 3 points

Sorry but I can't accept the points.

You need to add Bob to the leaderboard

 

[Johnnyt]

' im hosting bake off when i retire'

 

[FishyMackem]

Sorry but I can't accept the points.

You need to add Bob to the leaderboard

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Bob says you can have the points.

 

[Habbinalan]

I'm prettier than Ronaldo,
My moves are better than Isco
My teeth are sharper than Suaro's
My feet are bigger than Hendo's........
...Now you tell me I've won a Nintendo

 

[Leo]

I'm gonna fart in that guy's face if he doesn't piss off!

 

[Redpelt]

Stoke player Peter Crouch took to the field today wearing slippers and leg warmers ,police issue an impromptu warning as to the effects of Zombie Kush.

 

[FishyMackem]

Oops - I didn't judge this last week. I will judge it tomorrow... apologies!

 

[Leo]

Crouch....'Is that yon FishyMackem in the stands? No wonder he can't do the judging on time'

 

[FishyMackem]

THE RESULTS​

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' im hosting bake off when i retire'
- Lowryman

Runner Up (1 point)
"Crouch....'Is that yon FishyMackem in the stands? No wonder he can't do the judging on time'"
- Leo

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 14 points
2nd - Leo - 9 points
3rd - stevencc - 8 points
4th - Redpelt - 6 points
5th - Habbinalan - 5 points
6th - Fompous Part - 3 points


NEXT:

 

[Leo]

Thinks.......You stupid journalist. I have connections in Sicily you fool.

 

[Johnnyt]

Sarri i didn't hear you say that again

 

[Habbinalan]

"What would I have done if I wasn't a famous cockney actor? .................

Probably rob banks....or I might have been a Danny De Vito lookalike....."

 

[FishyMackem]

Any more for any more. I'll judge tomorrow.

 

[Redpelt]

Why do you English journalists keep shouting 'will I play Danger Mouse ?

 

[FishyMackem]

THE RESULTS​

"What would I have done if I wasn't a famous cockney actor? .................

Probably rob banks....or I might have been a Danny De Vito lookalike....."
- Habbinalan

Runner Up (1 point)
Why do you English journalists keep shouting 'will I play Danger Mouse ?
- Redpelt

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 14 points
2nd - Leo - 9 points
3rd - stevencc - 8 points
4th - Habbinalan - 8 points
5th - Redpelt - 7 points
6th - Fompous Part - 3 points


NEXT:

 

[Habbinalan]

Jellied eel pyclet with liquor....and have you got any Lumpytums?

 

[Redpelt]

Stroll on Uncle Arry, I aint gonna swap my Rolex for a facking Casio smartwatch !

 

[Leo]

Is that St Juste over there ? Get the deluded tosser to fuck!

 

[Johnnyt]

oi ! oi ! giz sam a them chips then , pwopa tasty are they?

 

[FishyMackem]

THE RESULTS​

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"Stroll on Uncle Arry, I aint gonna swap my Rolex for a facking Casio smartwatch ! "
- Redpelt

Runner Up (1 point)
oi ! oi ! giz sam a them chips then , pwopa tasty are they?
- Lowryman

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 15 points
2nd - Redpelt - 10 points
3rd - Leo - 9 points
4th - stevencc - 8 points
5th - Habbinalan - 8 points
6th - Fompous Part - 3 points


NEXT:

 

[Redpelt]

Ramos " A fucking red ref ,he was deliberately standing on the ball "

Referee "Yes ,us officials like to call it kick off "

 

[Leo]

To all my Liverpool fans I really love you.......
How's is Mo doing btw ?

 

[FishyMackem]

Well this is going to be an easy one to judge...

Redpelt makes it two wins in a row with Leo being the only choice for runner up this week.

Due to me being on holiday next week, the next one will not get judged for 2 weeks so plenty of time to get your captions in. I've moved away from football for this week...

THE RESULTS​

Ramos " A fucking red ref ,he was deliberately standing on the ball "

Referee "Yes ,us officials like to call it kick off "
- Redpelt

Runner Up (1 point)
"To all my Liverpool fans I really love you.......
How's is Mo doing btw ?"
- Leo

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 15 points
2nd - Redpelt - 13 points
3rd - Leo - 10 points
4th - stevencc - 8 points
5th - Habbinalan - 8 points
6th - Fompous Part - 3 points


NEXT:

 

[Redpelt]

Pissed on the bed ,check
Chewed his slippers ,check
Shit in the hall ,check
Tore the back out of Winnie the Pooh ,check
Opened the living room door, check
Seat directly opposite the fan ,check

Time for Crufts !

 

[Leo]

Hmmmm.....nothing like a relaxing sofa when you have to paws for thought.

 

[Johnnyt]

Just have a few minutes and then ill do the ironing.