Caption Contest

[Leo]

Just have a few minutes and then ill do the ironing.
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[Leo]

Yeah You.....I'm resting so fuck off!

 

[FishyMackem]

I'm back!

Redpelt takes the lead this week with the winning caption with Leo getting the runners up point again.

Due to the international break, we will take another week away from the football related images and go for a bit of pop culture. This week we have a rather glum looking Roxanne Pallett who has hit the news (excuse the pun) for an incident in the Celebrity Big Brother house.

I'll judge sometime next week!

THE RESULTS

"Pissed on the bed ,check
Chewed his slippers ,check
Shit in the hall ,check
Tore the back out of Winnie the Pooh ,check
Opened the living room door, check
Seat directly opposite the fan ,check

Time for Crufts !"
- Redpelt

Runner Up (1 point)
"Hmmmm.....nothing like a relaxing sofa when you have to paws for thought. "
- Leo

Leaderboard:
1st - Redpelt - 16 points
2nd - Lowryman - 15 points
3rd - Leo - 11 points
4th - stevencc - 8 points
5th - Habbinalan - 8 points
6th - Fompous Part - 3 points


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[Leo]

Bugger....if only I had stayed in Emmerdale I wouldn't have become so desperate.

 

[Johnnyt]

Was i also raped in the diary room?
Youuuuu Decide !

 

[Redpelt]

Emma ,if we could just focus on the pummeling I took and how it was doctored for tv to make a slap attack off Judge Rinder look more threatening.

 

[FishyMackem]

Another week done! Leo closes the gap between third and the top 2 players with Redpelt taking the runner up point to extend his lead over Lowryman by one point.

We are back to a football related image this week as we travel to the UEFA Nations League where Denmark's Eriksen looks happy...

THE RESULTS

"Bugger....if only I had stayed in Emmerdale I wouldn't have become so desperate. "
- Leo

Runner Up (1 point)
"Emma ,if we could just focus on the pummeling I took and how it was doctored for tv to make a slap attack off Judge Rinder look more threatening."
- Redpelt

Leaderboard:
1st - Redpelt - 17 points
2nd - Lowryman - 15 points
3rd - Leo - 14 points
4th - stevencc - 8 points
5th - Habbinalan - 8 points
6th - Fompous Part - 3 points


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[Leo]

Everybody was kung fu fighting....

 

[Redpelt]

Ten thousand Welsh fans in the Ceres Arena .........is Sheepsafe a word ?

 

[djs]

There you go Roxanne. THAT'S a proper punch.

 

[Johnnyt]

Ohhhhhhhh Vienna !

 

[FishyMackem]

It's that time of the week again. The results are in...

djs has swooped in and won the week with their first caption in the contest and taken the 3 points. An excellent debut!

Meanwhile, Leo goes level on points with Lowryman and sits only 2 points behind leader Redpelt.

For this next week, please tell me what the heck Rio Ferdinand is smiling at?

THE RESULTS

"There you go Roxanne. THAT'S a proper punch"
- djs

Runner Up (1 point)
"Everybody was kung fu fighting...."
- Leo

Leaderboard:
- 1st - Redpelt - 17 points
- 2nd - Lowryman - 15 points
- 3rd - Leo - 15 points
- 4th - stevencc - 8 points
- 5th - Habbinalan - 8 points
- 6th - Fompous Part - 3 points
^ 7th - djs - 3 points

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[Leo]

I know I don't have to do 'teeth whitening' adverts but what the fuck....they pay well!

 

[Johnnyt]

' and Gerrard said what fuck have you ever won you manc twat'
I just went:

 

[Redpelt]

Rio has had trouble dropping this inane grin since he swapped the sex doll Tyson Fury keeps in his bed with a chloroformed Robbie Savage.

 

[FishyMackem]

Letting this run for a few more days considering I forgot to judge

 

[FishyMackem]

Better late than never, right?

Leo reclaims the top spot. Lowryman gains a point to close the gap between him and Redpelt to just a single point.

I'll try and remember to judge this in around a weeks time... here's the results and the new image!

THE RESULTS

"I know I don't have to do 'teeth whitening' adverts but what the fuck....they pay well!"
- Leo

Runner Up (1 point)
"' and Gerrard said what fuck have you ever won you manc twat'
I just went:"
- Lowryman

Leaderboard:
^ 1st - Leo - 18 points
v 2nd - Redpelt - 17 points
v 3rd - Lowryman - 16 points
- 4th - stevencc - 8 points
- 5th - Habbinalan - 8 points
- 6th - Fompous Part - 3 points
- 7th - djs - 3 points

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[Redpelt]

So when Prince Harry asked me how I bagged Abbey , I said "Shrink wrap and zip ties."

So when Prince Harry asked how would I feel about a menage a trois I said "Fuck yes " until I realized its was Abbey he was inviting.

So when Prince Harry asked me if I'd ever experienced a Dutch Windmill I said ,"Yes many times whilst on holiday in Amsterdam " it was only later when I got home and told Abbey the penny finally dropped as she pissed her knickers laughing at me.

So when Prince Harry asked me how it feels looking down on all the Lilliputians ,I said"which league are they in ? "

 

[Leo]

Rio gets paid HOW MUCH for teeth whitening ads ? Fucking right I'll give it a go!

 

[djs]

Peter Crouch applies for the job as Coach at Tottenham.

He will be removing his teeth, and putting seats in their place.

 

[Habbinalan]

Becks says I'm a footballer!!?? and Harry says there's a chance I'll score at the Abbey...

Lend us 50p for the Johnny Machine....

 

[Johnnyt]

The Wizard of Oz is really on tv Christmas Day?

 

[FishyMackem]

Some really good entries this week. One person who will remain unnamed didn't even recognise the person in the photo and had to be prompted. Despite this, the aforementioned person will not be deducted any points for stupidity.

Redpelt had a field day with this one and it was difficult to pick my favourite but he grabs the 3 points. Lowryman recieves the runners up point for a second week in a row. Leo, Habbinalan and djs needn't feel disappointed as the captions were strong overall this week.

This week's image (for the poor sole who didn't recognise Crouchy) is Lionel Messi of Barcelona who play in La Liga in Spain

THE RESULTS​

"So when Prince Harry asked how would I feel about a menage a trois I said "Fuck yes " until I realized its was Abbey he was inviting."
- Redpelt

Runner Up (1 point)
"The Wizard of Oz is really on tv Christmas Day?"
- Lowryman

Leaderboard:
^ 1st - Redpelt - 20 points
v 2nd - Leo - 18 points
- 3rd - Lowryman - 17 points
- 4th - stevencc - 8 points
- 5th - Habbinalan - 8 points
- 6th - Fompous Part - 3 points
- 7th - djs - 3 points

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[Leo]

Some really good entries this week. One person who will remain unnamed didn't even recognise the person in the photo and had to be prompted. Despite this, the aforementioned person will not be deducted any points for stupidity.

What a fucking plonker

PS....who is the guy in the blue ?

 

[GTFCfish]

‘What do you mean I’ve gotta pay all that fucking tax back’?

 

[Redpelt]

Messi loves being showered with praise ,but he doesn't like jism in his ears.

 

[Leo]

I can't believe he didn't know it was Crouch....Hey, Suarez....you seen this ?

 

[GTFCfish]

‘Hey Coutinho, wanna see my Frankie Fryer impression?’
‘Keep me nut daan, ooshh’!!

 

[Redpelt]

Not saying her gash was big ..............but.

 

[FishyMackem]

Another week has flown by and it's results time. Redpelt takes the 3 points again with the first caption of the contest to make me audibly laugh out loud (or LOL as the kids say).

And we have a new entry to the leaderboard - welcome to GTFCfish who earns the 1 point runner up prize for this week.

As it's the international break currently, let's move over to a non-football related image for no reason other than I can't be arsed to find one...

THE RESULTS​

"Not saying her gash was big ..............but. "
- Redpelt

Runner Up (1 point)
"What do you mean I’ve gotta pay all that fucking tax back’?"
- GTFCFish

Leaderboard:
- 1st - Redpelt - 23 points
- 2nd - Leo - 18 points
- 3rd - Lowryman - 17 points
- 4th - stevencc - 8 points
- 5th - Habbinalan - 8 points
- 6th - Fompous Part - 3 points
- 7th - djs - 3 points
- 8th - GTFCFish - 1 point

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