Caption Contest

[Stevencc]

"This is the latest model. With this button, I can buzz Fergie and see how much time to add on. He doesn't even have to be on the touchline anymore".

 

[Leo]

and when I press this button....VOILA!!!!

 

[Redpelt]

Colour coordinated you say ? Well,prepare to be deleted funny bollocks !

 

[FishyMackem]

I'll judge tomorrow - as next week's image will surely be England related.

 

[Leo]

I'll judge tomorrow - as next week's image will surely be England related.

Shooooosh.....St Juste may be alerted and go off on an anti England rant mate.

 

[FishyMackem]

 

[Leo]

Aw naw...we don't want this thread ruined mate.....

 

[Habbinalan]

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NEXT:

Guess who's got the gig for Inspector Gadget 4 suckers......

 

[FishyMackem]

THE RESULTS​

"'This is the latest model. With this button, I can buzz Fergie and see how much time to add on. He doesn't even have to be on the touchline anymore"
- Stevencc

Runner up (1 point):
'you have 10 seconds to answer the community chest question......starting now'
- Lowryman

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 11 points
2nd - stevencc - 7 points
3rd - Redpelt - 5 points
4th - Leo - 5 points
5th - Fompous Part - 3 points
6th - Habbinalan - 2 points

NEXT:

 

[Leo]

WTF has happened to the next 'caption' ?

 

[Johnnyt]

WTF has happened to the next 'caption' ?

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 11 points
2nd - stevencc - 7 points
3rd - Redpelt - 5 points
4th - Leo - 5 points
5th - Fompous Part - 3 points
6th - Habbinalan - 2 points

' Lowryman pisses the caption league'

 

[FishyMackem]

Whatever image I post, it seems to not show!

 

[Habbinalan]

Whatever image I post, it seems to not show!

I've just reverted to copy & paste. Anything more complicated like inserting image or media seems to be having problems at the moment. TractorBoys

 

[Habbinalan]

Correction. It seems to be working now - at least on my PC and with Firefox.

 

[FishyMackem]

Image for the next week then:

 

[Habbinalan]

Hmmm.................I wonder how many racist captions 1FF can come up with in 24 hours?

 

[Leo]

GIANT SPIDER INVASION ALERT
GIANT SPIDER INVASION ALERT!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Leo]

I only wanted a short back & sides ffs!

 

[Habbinalan]

He'll steal your woman, then he'll rob your head....

 

[Johnnyt]

Chewbacca real identity revealed.

 

[Habbinalan]

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GIANT SPIDER INVASION ALERT
GIANT SPIDER INVASION ALERT!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Stevencc]

If I concentrate hard enough, I bet I can make all these dreads rise.

 

[Redpelt]

Tis nat ya body me wants ,its ya soul !!!

 

[FishyMackem]

THE RESULTS​

"GIANT SPIDER INVASION ALERT
GIANT SPIDER INVASION ALERT!!!!!!!!!!"
- Leo

Runner up (1 point):
"If I concentrate hard enough, I bet I can make all these dreads rise."
- Stevencc

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 11 points
2nd - Leo - 8 points
3rd - stevencc - 8 points
4th - Redpelt - 5 points
5th - Fompous Part - 3 points
6th - Habbinalan - 2 points

NEXT:

(Hopefully the above image has worked this week - if not, please let me know)

 

[Leo]

"It's my party & I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to Cryeeee if I want to

You would cry too if it happened to you"

 

[Habbinalan]

Cameras catch the vinegar stroke as Sue Storm continues Stan Lee's mission to breed a new Fantastic Four-Four-Two from scratch.

Pogba left drained from an earlier encounter.

 

[Habbinalan]

Proxy entry for Bob Mortimer -

Yorkie Mother "Do tha know name of that Brazilian Lad who keeps rolling ont floor"

Teesdale Son "Neymar"

Mother "Nevermind, was worth an ask"

 

[Redpelt]

Neymar's vociferous and incessant crying leads to the inexorable strangulated testicle ,Brazilian media suggest he plays in speedos ,English media suggest a nappy .

 

[Johnnyt]

its coming home !

 

[Habbinalan]

Disappointed the Invisible Woman reference has gone right over everyone's heads.
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.........................or was it just that I was trying too hard??