Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[Wooderson]

In Steven Cleeve’s world no-one works on Christmas Day

 

[spireite]

Why does he keep replying to everybody

 

[Wooderson]

Why does he keep replying to everybody

He’s the gift that keeps giving; the Transylvanian Alan Hardy

 

[EnglishRed]

https://twitter.com/NoContextCleeve?t=YS7-R4Z1Iu5845TMCpKqDw&s=09

This is a parody twitter account. Pretty funny but somehow the real account always tops it.

 

[spireite]

https://twitter.com/NoContextCleeve?t=YS7-R4Z1Iu5845TMCpKqDw&s=09

This is a parody twitter account. Pretty funny but somehow the real account always tops it.

Cheers, I'll keep an eye out

 

[GTFCfish]

Don't mind me

Just getting my feet under the table here for next season. :ds:

www.thefootballforum.net

 

[BarraMatt]

Don't mind me

Just getting my feet under the table here for next season. :ds:

www.thefootballforum.net

Wouldn't like to see the state of his underpants after he reads all the comments from Port Vale etc about how much they hope to visit the Shay.

 

[GTFCfish]

Wouldn't like to see the state of his underpants after he reads all the comments from Port Vale etc about how much they hope to visit the Shay.

Haha he did the same thing in 2014 on the old tff forum welcoming himself to the League 2 forum after Halifax had won the home leg of their play off 1-0.
Think he must’ve forgotten that unfortunately you have to also play a second leg.

 

[Shrimper92]

Touts caught selling Wrexham tickets at 'hugely inflated prices'

Wrexham football club reports individuals re-selling matchday tickets at "hugely inflated prices" to the police.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Kim Mitten]

Touts caught selling Wrexham tickets at 'hugely inflated prices'

Wrexham football club reports individuals re-selling matchday tickets at "hugely inflated prices" to the police.

www.bbc.co.uk

Last away of the season for us is Wrexham, might get a few extra tickets to cover petrol money. There will be the stipulation to join in the usual last away fancy dress though, ticket price cut for any Welsh theme.

 

[Shrimper92]

Last away of the season for us is Wrexham, might get a few extra tickets to cover petrol money. There will be the stipulation to join in the usual last away fancy dress though, ticket price cut for any Welsh theme.

Men of Harlech, surely?

 

[EnglishRed]

Touts caught selling Wrexham tickets at 'hugely inflated prices'

Wrexham football club reports individuals re-selling matchday tickets at "hugely inflated prices" to the police.

www.bbc.co.uk

Hollywoodred was not available for comment.

 

[jacobncfc]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1478142990149373955

Just been properly belly laughing at the highlights of this thriller between Whitehawk and Three Bridges.

 

[GTFCfish]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1478142990149373955

Just been properly belly laughing at the highlights of this thriller between Whitehawk and Three Bridges.

We’ve just put bids in for 2 of those forwards.

 

[spireite]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1478142990149373955

Just been properly belly laughing at the highlights of this thriller between Whitehawk and Three Bridges.

Them fackin' Hawks aren't playing well

 

[Stoney Ground]

In the mini brawl, one of the coaches runs up to join in/stop it then slips and falls on his arse.

proper Keystone Kops

 

[ForzaCounty]

That is the greatest game of football I've ever seen.

 

[Essex2Wessex]

I have to admit I thought more highly of the Wealdstone Raider once I learned which club's fans it was he was berating

The write-up of the match on the Whitehawk website also qualifies for this thread

Five Shown Red In Bewildering Loss To Three Bridges - Whitehawk FC

Omarr Lawson sinks to the ragged floor with his legs heavy, mind mangled at what he has just been a part of. Around him a small streak of Three Bridges...

whitehawkfc.com

The conclusion (not the most OTT part):

" Mystified by the previous two hours, the faces of the fans who streamed towards the exit were one of puzzlement. Shall we laugh? Shall we cry? Do both, let the saudade tears flow through the streets of Brighton. And remember this not as a game of football, but as a metaphor to all the past bloody battles this world has seen. Here’s praying to the sporting Gods above that what was witnessed beneath the six bright white lights of Whitehawk on Monday, January 3rd will never, ever happen again."

 

[jacobncfc]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1478451140404871168

Cleevey trying to flog tickets to a game before we’ve even announced the date.

 

[EnglishRed]

Its like he's selling them himself out of his car boot.

 

[iesty wfc]

I have to admit I thought more highly of the Wealdstone Raider once I learned which club's fans it was he was berating

The write-up of the match on the Whitehawk website also qualifies for this thread

Five Shown Red In Bewildering Loss To Three Bridges - Whitehawk FC

Omarr Lawson sinks to the ragged floor with his legs heavy, mind mangled at what he has just been a part of. Around him a small streak of Three Bridges...

whitehawkfc.com

The conclusion (not the most OTT part):

" Mystified by the previous two hours, the faces of the fans who streamed towards the exit were one of puzzlement. Shall we laugh? Shall we cry? Do both, let the saudade tears flow through the streets of Brighton. And remember this not as a game of football, but as a metaphor to all the past bloody battles this world has seen. Here’s praying to the sporting Gods above that what was witnessed beneath the six bright white lights of Whitehawk on Monday, January 3rd will never, ever happen again."

Do Shitehawk still have all the Brazilians playing for them???

i remember from about Football Manager 2015 that they had a mental squad for the level they were at (NLS at the time i think) including Sergio Torres who had featured heavily for Crawley in their promotion season too

edit - i didnt realise that Crawley got to League 1 and they managed to sign him from them then!!

 

[Colinmorriswalksonwater]

Remember him from Wycombe in our clashes with them, wasn't over impressed to be fair, but at NLS, that would be different.....

 

[#Beebot]

Do Shitehawk still have all the Brazilians playing for them???

i remember from about Football Manager 2015 that they had a mental squad for the level they were at (NLS at the time i think) including Sergio Torres who had featured heavily for Crawley in their promotion season too

edit - i didnt realise that Crawley got to League 1 and they managed to sign him from them then!!

They were heavily bankrolled but then the money ran out around 2017-ish. They brought Lucas Covolan over from Brazil as well.

 

[Essex2Wessex]

Yes, two successive relegations was the consequence of the money running out for Whitehawk

 

[Luke Imp]

Was their manager Steve King at the time? He came across as a right prat.

 

[EnglishRed]

Steve King looked like the kind of bloke you'd see drinking a pint of Bombadier with Steve Cleeve in a Yates', eyeing up girls young enough to be their daughters.

 

[iesty wfc]

didnt someone have an avatar of 'Kingy' wearing a crown at some point too?

 

[iesty wfc]

someone has dobbed in Chester and they have been investigated for hosting crowds of 2000+ over the festive period, flouting the stringent 'no crowds at sports events in Wales' rules, and seems they have had a telling off so far...

Chester Football Club – Official Website » Club Statement

www.chesterfc.com

 

[jacobncfc]

Only tinpot thing here is whoever has complained. Embarrassing behaviour.

 

[Carsonsuckscock]

Mike Ashley preparing £50m takeover bid to buy Derby County

Mike Ashley has been in advanced talks with Derbys administrators in the last 48 hours - his bid would be the largest received so far by Derbys administrators, Quantuma; If successful, Ashley is expected to attempt to purchase Derbys Pride Park stadium from ex-Derby owner Mel Morris

www.skysports.com

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I know a few town fans thought he'd possibly come in for us with his son living in Glapwell and Sports Direct main offices being in Shirebrook. Thank f@@k he's not going to be opening a Flannels in our club shop.