Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

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And someone reminded me yesterday that the Macclesfield announcer used to shout "It's the non-league Messi......JOHN. PAUL. KISSOOOOOOOCK!!!"
The only similarity is that he's a midget.
"Scorer for Macclesfield.....he's no hokey-cokey.....it's ADRIANO MOKEEEEE". It would have made me laugh if I hadn't been so annoyed at the time.
 

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"Scorer for Macclesfield.....he's no hokey-cokey.....it's ADRIANO MOKEEEEE". It would have made me laugh if I hadn't been so annoyed at the time.

On Saturday it was "Goalscorer for Macc... it's Dennis the Menace.... KRISTIAN DENNISSSSS"
 

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I can't believe this thread has gone this long without anyone bringing up our announcer!!

You should have seen it years ago when we decided to copy Chelsea's pre game music after we played at Stamford Bridge in the FA Cup, the dancing he then performed on the pitch to The Liquidator was something else!

Or when he tries to whip up the crowd in all four stands, with only 2 men and his dog in each of them.
:ffs::emb::msi:
 

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I can't believe this thread has gone this long without anyone bringing up our announcer!!

You should have seen it years ago when we decided to copy Chelsea's pre game music after we played at Stamford Bridge in the FA Cup, the dancing he then performed on the pitch to The Liquidator was something else!

Or when he tries to whip up the crowd in all four stands, with only 2 men and his dog in each of them.
:ffs::emb::msi:
Years ago our players used to walk out to the tune of Lets get ready to rumble by PJ and Duncan...... :ffs: :lol:
 

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I can feel some sort of game coming on with these.

"Goalscorer for Lincoln...he loves Christmas Pud, it's Bradley Wood!" or something. I'm shite at things like this.
 

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The overenthusiastic, American-style PA men need to die a death. At least Wrectum's English one didn't try to put dad jokes into his act, but the way he screamed every little thing as if he'd just won the Pools was woeful.
 

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I can feel some sort of game coming on with these.

"Goalscorer for Lincoln...he loves Christmas Pud, it's Bradley Wood!" or something. I'm shite at things like this.
"Goalscorer for Lincoln...To be back at Grimsby does he yearn, it's Liam Hearn!" ;) :whistle:
 

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Bet that terrified the opposition . :bg:
Thats why we had such a long stay in the Championship, the oppo's were too busy laughing at us, dropped their guard, easy peasy!! :2thumb: :gr:
 

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"The scorer for Rovers, this guys not bad, he hammered it home, its one of our fucking top lads..."!
:lol: :gr:
 

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"The scorer for Worcester, this guys no joke, lets all do the hughsie, what a top bloke......" :whistle:
 

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Back on tinpottedness, non league away support thread locked for too much 'willy waving'..... :ffs: :ffs:
 

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Scorer for the Shaymen, he ploughs a lone furrow, Jordan Burrow!
 

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"The scorer for Rovers, this guys not bad, he hammered it home, its one of our fucking top lads..."!
:lol: :gr:

"The scorer for Worcester, this guys no joke, lets all do the hughsie, what a top bloke......" :whistle:

Back on tinpottedness, non league away support thread locked for too much 'willy waving'..... :ffs: :ffs:

Eurgh. Three awful posts back-to-back. Can this thread be locked too or even deleted? GTFC1979 is ruining them all.
 

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Time for a ban methinks.
 

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Eurgh. Three awful posts back-to-back. Can this thread be locked too or even deleted? GTFC1979 is ruining them all.
Wow you are obsessed with me. Guess i should be flattered i suppose.... :woo:.
 

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Don't agree with the banning suggestion but I do wish you would reflect on the amount of pictures and banal and provocative comments you post. This is a good board but it has become tiresome to read and that puts me off from posting.
 

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Don't agree with the banning suggestion but I do wish you would reflect on the amount of pictures and banal and provocative comments you post. This is a good board but it has become tiresome to read and that puts me off from posting.

Agree. It's a shame, really, that GTFC1979 has decided to ruin it.
 

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Don't agree with the banning suggestion but I do wish you would reflect on the amount of pictures and banal and provocative comments you post. This is a good board but it has become tiresome to read and that puts me off from posting.
Yep thats a fair point. Apologies if i sometimes go too far but nothing is meant offensively, i am just a happy guy in life so sometimes i guess my sense of humour comes accross the wrong way. Since my spat with CrazyImp last week i realised i needed to tone it down a bit and never get into arguments anymore as a football forum is not worth getting worked up about, as Sparrow for once was correct about.
The fact that Sparrow then purposely posts about me to try and get a rise is quite laughable and sad really, as from now on i will not be responding to any of his posts.
I will leave the arguments to ChrisFGR and whoever he wants to argue with each week.
I do find it strange that when ChrisFGR threatened English Red, Sparrow did not pipe up about him being banned, yet he mentions me being banned all the time even though i have never threatened anyone.
Maybe this is the so called 'double standards' that he bores everone with, ironic.
 

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FFS give it rest. You've already got one thread shut down, are you trying to close the whole fucking board?
 

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You're right, fair point.
 

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Yep thats a fair point. Apologies if i sometimes go too far but nothing is meant offensively, i am just a happy guy in life so sometimes i guess my sense of humour comes accross the wrong way. Since my spat with CrazyImp last week i realised i needed to tone it down a bit and never get into arguments anymore as a football forum is not worth getting worked up about, as Sparrow for once was correct about.
The fact that Sparrow then purposely posts about me to try and get a rise is quite laughable and sad really, as from now on i will not be responding to any of his posts.
I will leave the arguments to ChrisFGR and whoever he wants to argue with each week.
I do find it strange that when ChrisFGR threatened English Red, Sparrow did not pipe up about him being banned, yet he mentions me being banned all the time even though i have never threatened anyone.
Maybe this is the so called 'double standards' that he bores everone with, ironic.
Pretty sure Sparrow is taking the piss, thought that much was obvious.
 

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Don't agree with the banning suggestion but I do wish you would reflect on the amount of pictures and banal and provocative comments you post. This is a good board but it has become tiresome to read and that puts me off from posting.
I concur completely with this and with Slaphead.

Dont want to be closing any more threads so could we give it a rest as it could be putting new members off posting and giving them a bad impression of the forum?

This refers to GTFC1979, Sparrow and Chris FGR.

Thanks
 

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Don't agree with the banning suggestion but I do wish you would reflect on the amount of pictures and banal and provocative comments you post. This is a good board but it has become tiresome to read and that puts me off from posting.

He's simply an awful poster. Wouldn't be so intolerable if he was actually funny or a good WUM, unfortunately he is neither.
 

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