PL shit that doesn't need it's own thread.

[Stevencc]

Today marks 10,000 days since Liverpool last won a league title.

 

[epic73]

 

[Stevencc]

To put it into context, the number of celebratory emoticons Epic just used there only represents 0.72% of the number of days that have passed since Liverpool last won the league.

Chilling.

 

[epic73]

That is just 1% of the days since Liverpool won the league.

 

[epic73]

This is just 2%, 3% was too big to post.

 

[Jamie_SFC]

VvD currently getting torn a new one by Aston Villa's kids.

 

[Super_horns]

Clearly Tony Gale thought the City keeper was faking his injuries!

https://mobile.twitter.com/Wingers6/status/907177446092496896/video/1

 

[Benji]

Everton's sleeves are now sponsored by Angry Birds...

https://twitter.com/Everton/status/909412541423550464

 

[JimJams]

Best sleeve sponsor EVA!



*though I suppose it's early days, but Evaaaa......

 

[Super_horns]

Rooney banned from driving for 2 years.

Costly error for having a one night fling (and an iffy taillight)

 

[Benji]

Rooney banned from driving for 2 years.

Costly error for having a one night fling (and an iffy taillight)

Definitely worth it if he loves her though.

 

[Bilo]

I have never in my life been able to understand how it can even cross your mind to drive a car after drinking. Like, how do you even consider it to be an alternative? It's baffling.

 

[Pagnell]

Only just read he was three times the legal limit. That's not even close. What a fucking scum.

 

[JoshBCFC]

Definitely worth it if he loves her though.

Well, not the drink driving part.

 

[SALTIRE]

 

[Liam_SWFC]

Kick it out have warned Manchester United about singing the Romelu Lukaku song as its racist, offenders will be banned. PC Britain strikes again, won't be long until we're having mixed gender teams.

 

[Bilo]

Kick it out have warned Manchester United about singing the Romelu Lukaku song as its racist, offenders will be banned. PC Britain strikes again, won't be long until we're having mixed gender teams.

Good on you standing up for racial stereotypes, don't let the PC mafia get to you, keep fighting mate.

 

[Liam_SWFC]

Good on you standing up for racial stereotypes, don't let the PC mafia get to you, keep fighting mate.

Kick it out have made themselves look the fools here, they are the only ones making the size of a mans penis relevant to Lukaku's skin colour so are in fact racial stereotyping.

 

[Bilo]

Kick it out have made themselves look the fools here, they are the only ones making the size of a mans penis relevant to Lukaku's skin colour so are in fact racial stereotyping.

I know mate you should report them to Kick it out.

 

[Aber gas]

It's a slippery slope. They'll be banning Christmas next.

 

[Nostracarmus]

United Fan here. Yeah it's stupid, they've added the stereotype there, it'd be funny if it wasn't so dumb.

 

[Benji]

The real victims here are the Man Utd fans innocently singing a song about a penis.

 

[Renegade]

 

[JoshBCFC]

Oh for fuck sake.

Would it be ok if Tottenham fans were to sing that about Harry Kane then?

 

[Nostracarmus]

Couldn't really say I'd have a problem with it.

The real tragedy is how shit the chant is. I'm a United fan too, we can and usually do far better.

 

[smat]

Oh for fuck sake.

Would it be ok if Tottenham fans were to sing that about Harry Kane then?

I guess the point is that they wouldn't because he's white?

 

[Abertawe]

Innit kind of fact men of West African extraction have bigger dongs. What's the problem?

 

[JoshBCFC]

I guess the point is that they wouldn't because he's white?

Seems to be... but Kick It Out have no way of proving that Manchester United fans wouldn't have sung that if Lukaku was a white man at all.

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Oh COME ON. Do we really need to ask Kick It Out to submit a fucking dossier to prove it? It's a pretty clear example of racial stereotyping!

 

[Abertawe]

So is there anyone on here that doesn't think this dude is packing?