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Strap your phone to a ceiling fan with a screen wake app loaded. It's dishonest yeah, but 10K? To quote a popular interweb phrase... ain't nobody got time for that.
 

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Well some of the people in my area are reaching level 20 already, so makes it impossible for most to have a go at the gyms. The sad bastards :dis:
 

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All the gyms here have pokemons over 1000, fucking hell
 

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How old are you guys? You're playing Pokemon ffs. :lol:

Get a life you sad bastards.
 
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My best pokemon is like 139CP.

Can I fuck get a better one
 

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Someone in work asked me about it yesterday because her kids have been behaving quite strangely and walking around the house with their phones out. I say kids, they're my age. I got my phone out to explain how it worked, only to find there was an eevee, a rattata, a caterpie and a pidgey in the room, so of course I had to digress to catch them!
 

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How old are you guys? You're playing Pokemon ffs. :lol:

Get a life you sad bastards.

I know right? How dare people have fun, get off of their asses and get some exercise while meeting some new like minded people in the place they live. All the cool people are sat around on facebook playing Candy Crush still.

Keep on keeping on Carver, you big manly beast of a not insecure at all human being.
 

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There were people walking into walls with their phones out in the pub yesterday. I already wish this craze would f**k off. I'm all for the exercise aspect of it, but anything that makes people look at their phone more kills social settings. Unless you want to just talk about Pokémon of course. :ffs:

It has caused a few funny stories mind you - a guy causing a pile up on a motorway trying to catch a Pikachu, businesses luring people to their stores and forcing them to pay in order to catch Pokémon, the girl who found a dead body under a bridge, the guy cheating by attaching his phone to a drone, gangs luring groups of people in order to steal their iPhones. I'm convinced we'll see Pokémon Go paedophilia, rape and murder soon!
 
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Just walking round the town trying to get the hang of this thing and saw some fella parked at the bus stop trying to catch a Pokémon :lol:
 

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Been dead excited over this one, trying to follow it vicariously without actually playing it as I get far too addicted to games. Went on an evening walk through with a pal who was stuck on the thing, he hatched an Ekans and later caught a Seel, turns out there are much fewer of the things to be found out in the sticks which takes a bit of fun out of it. Many more Pokémon to be found in the towns, where you walk up and down the high street swiping at your phone and looking a bit of a twit in front of everyone. If it were me designing this thing I'd force people to walk up the fells to find the best Pokémon. Would be wonderful seeing all the gamers staggering up Stoodley Pike, vomiting over their Crocs in overexertion just to get a Cubone, finally getting some Vitamin D.
 

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I know right? How dare people have fun, get off of their asses and get some exercise while meeting some new like minded people in the place they live. All the cool people are sat around on facebook playing Candy Crush still.

Keep on keeping on Carver, you big manly beast of a not insecure at all human being.

M8 it's Pokémon, a fucking child's game!

:lol:

Some sad c*** from New Zealand quit his job to play this game full time, just another ridiculous story to come out from this joke.
 

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M8 it's Pokémon, a fucking child's game!

:lol:

Some sad dibdobdibdobdibdobdibdob from New Zealand quit his job to play this game full time, just another ridiculous story to come out from this joke.
You're sat on an Internet forum being a keyboard warrior having a go at people for doing something they enjoy....

That's more sad.
 

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You're sat on an Internet forum being a keyboard warrior having a go at people for doing something they enjoy....

That's more sad.

Well yeah but.............................................ahh fucck yer.
 

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Our local police force put out a warning on Facebook today after they caught 2 lads breaking into a shop in the middle of the night claiming they were trying to catch a Pokemon. Were they balls, they were on the rob!
 

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Just caught a Golbat this morning at Waitrose, very happy about that!
 

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M8 it's Pokémon, a fucking child's game!

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Our local police force put out a warning on Facebook today after they caught 2 lads breaking into a shop in the middle of the night claiming they were trying to catch a Pokemon. Were they balls, they were on the rob!

I never get this shit. :lol: People who don't play it don't seem to understand that Pokemon aren't actually tied to a specific spot... you can literally be like anywhere in a pretty big radius of them to catch them. So in that case above, for example, there would be no reason that they'd have to go into the shop... being across the road from it would work.

Game crashed on me when I thought I'd caught a lickatung. Fuming.

I kept getting crashes every time I found a Gastly... couldn't catch one for shit. Then I eventually did, and I renamed him Rick Gastly, and he's great because he's never gonna give me up/let me down/ect you know the rest.
 

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I would like to play this but I've got a Windows phone so, on the other hand, the game is shit and for cúnts.
 

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How dead inside is the woman that says "that's funny"?
 

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The game doesn't even work, the servers have been down all day.

So you bunch of weirdoes will have to do something different with your free time.
 

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The game doesn't even work, the servers have been down all day.

So you bunch of weirdoes will have to do something different with your free time.

How do you know the servers are down if you haven't played it? Little bit hypocritical there..
 

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