The Carlisle United f**ked it up Official Promotion Thread

[DearneValleyRover]

Can we change the thread title to the "Carlisle whinge-athon "

 

[Alan Partridge]

Curle will be away whatever happens.

He's been touting himself in the media for weeks, he even got away with doing it on that Channel5 show didn't he? He's that desperate for a promotion on his CV that his arse is beginning to twitch. Miss out on it and he'll have to reluctantly make do with a move to a club of Mansfield or Grimsby's stature.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Could just go back to being Warnock's little bitch because that's all he's ever been good at.

 

[GTFCfish]

Are you having a laugh? We are only one point off 3rd place right now and there are still plenty of games left for us to finish in the top 3.

Get a grip!

Our morale is at an all time low right now and just the thought of our team and club makes me want to puke.

Do you do this shit on purpose just to get a reaction?

 

[Carver]

Do you do this shit on purpose just to get a reaction?

I'll give you an answer when you have the right to post in this thread, but until then piss off to the relegation thread, ta!

 

[Urban]

Carver on top form today then.

Just a shame you can't say the same for his football team at present

 

[Vanni]

You tell him Carver. How dare the Grimsby fan post on this thread when his lot are 27 points off the final play off spot! FFS!

 

[Alan Partridge]

Carver is on the rampage.

[https://twitter.com/bbccumbriasport/status/840123998964928513

 

[K-Win]

No reply from Carver yet. I'm worried as that looks like a dangerously high bridge.

 

[DearneValleyRover]

I'm astounded he's capable of tying knotts (had him down as a Velcro kind of guy)

 

[Carver]

My name's not fucking Carver alright.

 

[GTFCfish]

My name's not fucking Carver alright.

Who said they were talking about you mysteriouscurle?

 

[hellogregory]

My name's not fucking Carver alright.

It is.

 

[Rob_of_the_green]

Big result for Argyle today gap is looking quite healthy right now, Stevenage's form a surprise threat to the top 3 or flattering to deceive?

 

[mowgli]

Big result for Argyle today gap is looking quite healthy right now, Stevenage's form a surprise threat to the top 3 or flattering to deceive?

Exeter,Luton and Carlisle all losing today did you a massive favour as well, Adams Park for you next on Tuesday should make it easier for you.

 

[Rob_of_the_green]

Exeter,Luton and Carlisle all losing today did you a massive favour as well, Adams Park for you next on Tuesday should make it easier for you.

We're awful on Tuesday nights though, are you on form at the moment or not sorry I've not been following

 

[Boletus Edulis]

Ten points ahead of fourth is potentially loseable, but quite frankly I'll take ten.

Looks like Carlisle's form is such that they won't be in the top three, but are still in the mix for playoffs.

 

[hellogregory]

Carlisle will not finish anywhere near the top 7, I can assure you of that

 

[Boletus Edulis]

In a perverse way, I am looking forward to Carver's analysis of both the game and Carlisle's prospects.

 

[Boletus Edulis]

Carlisle will not finish anywhere near the top 7, I can assure you of that

I still think you can and results went your way today.

 

[hellogregory]

In a perverse way, I am looking forward to Carver's analysis of both the game and Carlisle's prospects.

If carver still thinks this shower of shite are amongst the best in the division he's either not been going to any games of late or has been watching them while injecting heroin.

 

[Rob_of_the_green]

Quoting some of mysteriousCurle/Carvers posts from the past few weeks could make for reasonable entertainment this evening if I could be bothered

 

[hellogregory]

13 games played since the turn of the year.

Averaging less than 1 point per game.

3 wins, 3 draws, 7 defeats.
12 goals scored, 26 conceded.

I present to you.... the worst team in the football league. Carlisle United.

 

[mowgli]

We're awful on Tuesday nights though, are you on form at the moment or not sorry I've not been following

Unbeaten in 3 with 2 draws and 1 win after losing our previous 6 matches Your away form is excellent unlike at home,if the game was at yours i'd have gone for an away win but as it is i've gone for a loss for us with a joker.

 

[Vanni]

Afaic, Stevenage's position isn't that surprising as I said back in the summer they were in for a good year, although I didn't think they'd be troubling the top 3 like they are doing now tbh. I was rather surprised that a lot on here were predicting them to go down back in the summer. They've got some decent players and a good manager to boot, and they set out to win matches unlike a lot of other L2 sides. Thing is of course, that when sides go out for the win they also run a bigger risk of losing matches, and it shows if you look at their record with 18 wins and 14 losses (and 14 losses is a lot).

Unlike Stevenage, I got Barnet completely wrong though as I thought they were going to flirt with the top 3 before finishing in the play off positions. Don;t win enough games but don't lose too many either, but they sure love a draw.

 

[Boletus Edulis]

Unbeaten in 3 with 2 draws and 1 win after losing our previous 6 matches Your away form is excellent unlike at home,if the game was at yours i'd have gone for an away win but as it is i've gone for a loss for us with a joker.

Fortunately it is at your gaff, as we have not won at home midweek since 2015. What makes me confident is that of our last ten only four are at home. As to Tuesday I don't know, you have a fair few injuries and maybe we'll play like we can. I'd take a draw. You well enough to go?

 

[mowgli]

Fortunately it is at your gaff, as we have not won at home midweek since 2015. What makes me confident is that of our last ten only four are at home. As to Tuesday I don't know, you have a fair few injuries and maybe we'll play like we can. I'd take a draw. You well enough to go?

No mate my health isn't good right now and god only knows when i'll get to a game again, knowing my luck when i do manage to go we'll get stuffed 5-0

 

[Urban]

Seems like the defence was Carver-d open several times today...

(sorry to the other Carlisle fans but it's just too much fun)

 

[hellogregory]

And it's all Carver's fault.

 

[Boletus Edulis]

No mate my health isn't good right now and god only knows when i'll get to a game again, knowing my luck when i do manage to go we'll get stuffed 5-0

Sorry to hear that, though more likely for your return is that you score in the third minute and time waste for the remaining 87.