The Cricket Thread

[Super_horns]

Meaning? You have hope this individual will become a super star?

he knows he has to face Cummins and Hazelwood!!!!

As in a very big tough series where he won’t just be able to ease in .

 

[Super_horns]

Ali has been called up for the first 2 tests .

Gone for the experience of someone who has played Ashes cricket rather than throw a younger player in ?

 

[BarrieOwl]

Aussies looking in good nick in the test v India but our pace attack is a different kettle of fish.

 

[kieran_vale]

Nicely poised test match going into the final day. India need 280 with 7 wickets in hand.

Been interesting to see India go on the attack against the Aussie bowling to give themselves a shot. I thought it couldn’t be done against these, who knew they were bullshitting all along…

 

[BarrieOwl]

Nicely poised test match going into the final day. India need 280 with 7 wickets in hand.

Been interesting to see India go on the attack against the Aussie bowling to give themselves a shot. I thought it couldn’t be done against these, who knew they were bullshitting all along…

Smith is a right bellend

 

[Super_horns]

Must feel like playing in Australia or India in this weather !

 

[kieran_vale]

Aussies win at the Oval then. Don’t think England will have seen much to change their approach going into the Ashes not that under Stokes they would anyway. Guess for Australia their conversation will centre on how or if they can fit Boland into their lineup. I can’t for the life of me think they’d leave out Hazelwood if he’s fit so guess it’s Boland or Starc.

 

[Super_horns]

Good warm up for them .

Well probably need to cool down first !

 

[Caitlyn]

Must feel like playing in Australia or India in this weather !

Now in all honesty not really, heat is different in certain countries but it depends on the humidity factor.

 

[GTFCfish]

Englands test cricket team is in the best shape it’s been for donkeys years so let’s smash those Aussies fuckers up and send the bastards home crying.

 

[GTFCfish]

Smith is a right bellend

And a fucking cheat.

 

[Caitlyn]

Englands test cricket team is in the best shape it’s been for donkeys years so let’s smash those Aussies fuckers up and send the bastards home crying.

And then you woke up.....

 

[Caitlyn]

Smith is a right bellend

What has he done to 'vex' thee?

 

[Caitlyn]

And a fucking cheat.

And English player are not?

 

[BarrieOwl]

What has he done to 'vex' thee?

Sandpaper
cries like a bitch
is a pompous c***

 

[Caitlyn]

Sandpaper
cries like a bitch
is a pompous c***

Oh yes, I agree. Stitched up our Cameron proper.

 

[Railway Blue]

What has he done to 'vex' thee?

He's a bellend and a cheat.

 

[GTFCfish]

And English player are not?

That is correct.

 

[Caitlyn]

He's a bellend and a cheat.

For what he did to Cameron I can't forgive but he is no longer Captain. I would have looked at other choices at the four spot but he is doing reasonably well.

 

[BarrieOwl]

For what he did to Cameron I can't forgive but he is no longer Captain. I would have looked at other choices at the four spot but he is doing reasonably well.

Add Warner and Lyon to the c*** list!

 

[Caitlyn]

Add Warner and Lyon to the c*** list!

If you're already hurting, wait until your bowlers open the bakery.

 

[BarrieOwl]

If you're already hurting, wait until your bowlers open the bakery.

You lot will be getting pumped that much you'll be like your convict ancestors

 

[Caitlyn]

You lot will be getting pumped that much you'll be like your convict ancestors

Yes, of course, stealing a series from our colonial 'masters'

 

[BarrieOwl]

Yes, of course, stealing a series from our colonial 'masters'

I'd have drowned your ancestors, thieving c***!

 

[Caitlyn]

I'd have drowned your ancestors, thieving c***!

From what I read from the news you Poms let everyone in?

 

[BarrieOwl]

From what I read from the news you Poms let everyone in?

We let you in?

 

[Caitlyn]

We let you in?

I married an Englishman so I guess so.

 

[Railway Blue]

I married an Englishman so I guess so.

He must have been desperate.

 

[kieran_vale]

124-3 at lunch. Was looking very easy for England to score but then Crawley gloving one just before the break has it about an even session I think.

 

[Caitlyn]

He must have been desperate.

English guys love us west coast babes