The Injury Thread

[Stevencc]

In other unsurprising news Pep has sent the injured Gabriel Jesus to one of his "special doctors" in Barcelona.

He'll probably be fit again in no time.

 

[SALTIRE]

Miracle workers those boys.

What is the point of Kompany, he should just quit.

 

[Pagnell]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39422738

Fuck England and their shite, boring football.

 

[Abertawe]

Odds on the likes of Wilshere, Sturridge, Carroll's persistent injuries actually being secret drug bans?

 

[Jamie_SFC]

VVD out for the season. I fucking hate Jamie Vardy.

 

[Smally]

Coleman & Funes Mori out for the season, McCarthy injured again on international duty

 

[Super_horns]

No wonder Koeman is getting frustrated with these Internationals!

 

[Mr. Scruff]

No wonder Koeman is getting frustrated with these Internationals!

Every international break without fail we get at least two injuries. This time its Jones and Smalling both likely out for the season. Contary to conventional wisdom I've come to believe it isn't players pulling out of internationals over nothing its more players being encouraged to play through the pain by international coaches no matter what. The national teams have no incentive whtasoever to keep players fit in the medium term, given players come and go so quickly and they dont pay the wages so they just don't care.

Also Mata likely out for the seaaon, really need Rooney to have one last hurrah now, sad thing is even as one of his biggest fans I dont think he is capable now.

 

[Pagnell]

Talk of Mane being out for the rest of the season. A real fucking pisser that would be as he's arguably been our best player this season.

It's also slightly ironic that the challenge from Baines that saw the injury occur was one of the few from Everton players on the day that wasn't cynical and deliberate.

 

[SALTIRE]

After Wijnaldum's comments on how dirty Everton were at the weekend, I hope the FA have a look back at these horrific tackles, and throw the book at them. There is no place in modern football for scummery like that.

 

[Pagnell]

Comments from Wijnaldum weren't required. Anyone with eyes could see what a dirty bunch of c***s they were on the day. It's a miracle we came away with only one serious injury.

 

[Stevencc]

Hazard has broken his right ankle on international duty and is expected to be out for six to eight weeks, likely missing the start of next season.

 

[SALTIRE]

Hope it doesn't affect his ambitions to get a transfer to Real Madrid.

 

[Stevencc]

Hope it doesn't affect his ambitions to get a transfer to Real Madrid.

It won't, but it might affect Real's ambitions of signing him (if they had any in the first place).

 

[Pagnell]

Any transfer, had there been a possibility of one in the first place, is now surely off until next summer. And his form and quality next season then becomes a factor, will he repeat what he did this season? He was Chelsea's best payer and played a large part in them winning the title.

 

[Stevencc]

Lallana is out for between two and three months with a thigh injury.

 

[Super_horns]

Lallana is out for between two and three months with a thigh injury.

Didn't he have that problem at the back end of last season?

 

[Stevencc]

Didn't he have that problem at the back end of last season?

I think that was hamstring but they could be related.

 

[Pagnell]

Yay! It begins.

 

[SALTIRE]

Not a great start.

 

[Stevencc]

Sanchez is out for two weeks with an "abdominal strain".

 

[TheMinsterman]

Sanchez is out for two weeks with an "abdominal strain".

Somebody telling him if he stays with Arsenal he can win the CL was a bit cruel the poor lad couldn't hold the laughter in.

 

[SALTIRE]

He'd have to hang around another year for that chance anyway. Wonder where he's going to.

 

[smat]

Somebody telling him if he stays with Arsenal he can win the CL was a bit cruel the poor lad couldn't hold the laughter in.

 

[TheMinsterman]

Don't worry smat, if somebody told him York City were going to beat Telford at home he'd have had a hernia. Dodged a bullet.

 

[Mr. Scruff]

Pogba out for up to twelve weeks.

No chance of anything but top 4 now, our best and most important player by an infinitesimal margin.

 

[JimJams]

Valencia disagrees.
Thanks for the update though Scruffy, taken him out the dream team now.

 

[Super_horns]

Chalobah out till Christmas with a knee injury which require surgery.

 

[Skinner]

In other unsurprising news Pep has sent the injured Gabriel Jesus to one of his "special doctors" in Barcelona.

He'll probably be fit again in no time.

And now Mendy

 

[Super_horns]

Mendy out for a while it seems:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41436253