The "recently purchased" thread (AKA I just bought this)

[Stevencc]

Different coloured tomatoes (they are a fruit) and a beer with a uniform colour (just how I like it but not in a racist way)

 

[SALTIRE]

Fruit from Tesco's? Heathen.

 

[Stevencc]

SNOB.

 

[spireite]

Do you only ever have the 1 beer Steve?

 

[Stevencc]

Do you only ever have the 1 beer Steve?

No mate, I just don't want you all to know how much I actually drink because I'm ashamed.

 

[spireite]

No mate, I just don't want you all to know how much I actually drink because I'm ashamed.

Don't be ashamed, I need an AA sponsor anyway

 

[G.B]

snax bruv

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

"Prime cut"

 

[G.B]

mr. porky only offers the finest

 

[SALTIRE]

SNOB.

If you are happy eating bland tasteless fruit and veg by all means get it from Tesco's. Same with their watery tasteless vile chicken.

 

[JimJams]

You'll have to excuse Steven and his typos Salts. He assures me the 'S' was accidental.

 

[G.B]

salty is the type of bloke who rents an allotment imo. tesco chicken is minging though, you're right there my very good and loyal mate.

 

[Stevencc]

If you are happy eating bland tasteless fruit and veg by all means get it from Tesco's. Same with their watery tasteless vile chicken.

Transformation into Pagnell complete.

By the way saying things like Tesco's and ASDA's is sign of extremely low intelligence mate so sort it out.

 

[SALTIRE]

Transformation into Pagnell complete.

By the way saying things like Tesco's and ASDA's is sign of extremely low intelligence mate so sort it out.

Don't they have apostrophes then? Well I never. I like the good things in life now, and won't spend my money on shite!

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

I shop at Waitrose's and Sainsbury's...shit, that last one is a plural.

 

[Pagnell]

Transformation into Pagnell complete.

Bollocks. I'd have put the comma in.

 

[Stevencc]

Bollocks. I'd have put the comma in.

That's a fair point. He's the Scottish (and therefore intellectually inferior) Pagnell.

 

[Craig]

I have very similar cushions to Dave's, FML.

 

[Craig]

No, B&M iirc.

 

[IanH]

 

[Pagnell]

I like how you went to the effort of writing each dish in a different colour.

 

[Stevencc]

What is the term for a male anus version of the camel toe and why are you attempting to magnify the effect through your pint glass?

 

[IanH]

I like how you went to the effort of writing each dish in a different colour.

Thanks Pagnell. I thought it added a spot of Razzle-Dazzle to the occasion. Eleven people we were in the end. Not a great photo of either the food or the people but the evening went down well.

 

[Veggie Legs]

Do you live with all those people?

 

[IanH]

A lot of them. There's seven of us, then a couple of visitors and what not. Big house.

Cleaner comes once a week to do the nasty stuff (surely even Pagnell will approve to this?), everything else just sort of works.

 

[Pagnell]

The use of cleaners in shared accommodation is fully acceptable.

Did you pay for the ingredients, or did everyone chip in?

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

IanH: I cooked some yummy food.
Pagnell: OK BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ADMINISTRATIVE DETAILS

 

[Magic]

I sincerely hope that Ian bought all the ingredients himself or he's brought this great thread into disrepute.

 

[Stevencc]

I sincerely hope that Ian bought all the ingredients himself or he's brought this great thread into disrepute.

This is an important point.

I won't kick off just yet - Ian deserves the chance to explain himself.

 

[Pagnell]

IanH: I cooked some yummy food.
Pagnell: OK BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ADMINISTRATIVE DETAILS

You just can't help yourself, can you?