The Sports Direct worst 50 1FF posters list

[Krazy8]

Own up, which breadbin had me 2nd in their list - I'll send Ronnie and Reggie round when I find out.

Someone clearly doesn't appreciate your value to sheep.

A round wouldn't be complete without you throwing an absolute shocker in.

 

[Skinner]

Different types of characters are good for a forum, but a racist, simple minded c*** shouldn't be able to still post here as it would most likely turn people with an IQ above 5 away from the site.

 

[Aber gas]

I probably did Steven but as the parent of my son (who will be able to vote next time), surely it's my job to help him in every way I can? While a teacher should (in my opinion) have the skills and training to do better than me to be impartial, I don't think they should be making sweeping statements about any party due to their own political allegiance. Maybe that's an old fashioned view, I don't know.
My lad knows how I voted (I took him into the voting booth so he saw what happens) and why but it doesn't mean he has to do the same in 5 years.

I don't expect teachers to be robots . There is always going to be some cross over from their own views and prejudices but it should never be as blatant as your son's teacher . There has to be some professional detachment when your teaching children .

 

[JJH]

Steady your thread has been taken over by politics mate!

 

[Aber gas]

Steady your thread has been taken over by politics mate!

Don't panic it'll be back to c*** soon

 

[Ciderup]

Steady your thread has been taken over by politics mate!

Nah, we were talking about teachers and I gather SERNWA is training to be one so we were still talking about c***s!

 

[Steady]

Don't panic it'll be back to c*** soon

Like RIGHT NOW

So, after the painstaking months of wait, the reveal of the top 50 mugs of 1FF is finally upon us. With no further ado, here are those who placed just well enough for me to write a little more shit about them

Joint 50th (9 points, 2 lists)

(first one was bound not to have a picture ffs)
pontoonlew (7+2)
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The kind of guy who spells 'definitely' 'definately', Lew makes it onto the list in joint 50th. Very much an outspoken poster, his posting tends to be pretty much concentrated to the Non-League forum now, but he delves into General Chat now and again. This is far removed from his reign of terror on TFF, where thread subjects ranging from Ched Evans to innocent black people being shot by policemen wouldn't scare Lew off. In times gone by he would perhaps have placed higher and on a few more lists, but he certainly seems to have mellowed into mere slight muggishness in his old age. Still, he's made enough of an impact to garner nine points here, so congratulates you little Grimsby bastard.



Joint 50th (9 points, 2 lists)

Bottega Don (7+2)
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The forum's resident Patrick Madden enthusiast joins Lew and sneaks onto the list in joint 50th. One of the new age clique, Don can generally be found in the shoutbox and the League One forum, but is a regular contributor to General Chat. Self-proclaimed poon slayer, Scunthorpe fan Don tends to provide some lovely banter to 1FF, but it clearly rubs some people up the wrong way (never me babe xxx). Perhaps it's his dismissive nature towards the wondrous platform that is Vocaroo that has earned him a couple of votes here, but for a poster who (I believe) wasn't even on TFF, he's done just well enough to earn slight mug status. Stay confident and good looking, brother.

 

[Cardsfan]

He was on TFF for 2 years.

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

He was on TFF

 

[Rammy]

Oh, Matthew...

 

[UTS]

Stead looking like a right mug.

 

[Bottega Don]

Swoosh, my existence went over Steady's head.

 

[UTS]

So sad you said the same thing twice

 

[Hooped Wizard]

Different types of characters are good for a forum, but a racist, simple minded c*** shouldn't be able to still post here as it would most likely turn people with an IQ above 5 away from the site.

I agree. It's time TomPNE was banned.

 

[Hooped Wizard]

I really wish I was 1FF's most hated South Yorkshire man.

Also has the nice Bury fan been banned?

 

[JJH]

Congratulations Bottega Don - labelled a 'c***' and two years of existance is completely forgotten all in one post!

 

[Bottega Don]

Congratulations Bottega Don - labelled a 'c***' and two years of existance is completely forgotten all in one post!

Obsessing over numbers once again

 

[HertsWolf]

How old should children be before they're faced with opinions?

Mid to late 30s.

 

[HertsWolf]

To be fair, it's quite clear that SERNWA is no more training to be a teacher than Sepp Blatter is. He's just an unpleasant troll who deliberately stirs things up because he can. He's having what he considers to be a laugh. I suspect it's all to impress his mates. He'll love this thread, once he finds it and Googles all the words he can't understand.

 

[IanH]

To be fair, it's quite clear that SERNWA is no more training to be a teacher than Sepp Blatter is. He's just an unpleasant troll who deliberately stirs things up because he can. He's having what he considers to be a laugh. I suspect it's all to impress his mates. He'll love this thread, once he finds it and Googles all the words he can't understand.

Isn't that just why we all hang around on internet forums, though?

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Isn't that just why we all hang around on internet forums, though?

Nope. I'm here for the chicks.

 

[JimJams]

PHWOAR!

 

[RavenBish]

Hoping to place in the top 10 worst after finishing top 10 in the best posters.

Hate it or love it, the underdog's on top and I'm gon' shine homie until my heart stop

 

[Scrumpy]

Wait until SERNWA discovers this thread...

 

[Steady]

First of all we here at the worst 50 1FF posters organising committee would like to officially confirm that the c***s list has been officially renamed to the mugs list as part of our deal with new sponsors Sports Direct. We hope that the sponsorship deal will provide us with enough funds to be able to do some actual basic research into the remaining posters on the list, as well as increasing our fanbase in Newcastle and Nigeria.

Secondly, we would also like to issue an apology to Scunthorpe and Paddy Madden fan Bottega Don, who was allegedly a member of TFF for two full years before the forum migration. I still half-believe that this is some sort of forum in-joke, but best to be safe.

Without further ado, we'll jump straight into an impromptu and unprecedented mid-morning reveal of the list...


Joint 48th (9 points, 2 lists)

Any Crewe fan who has a season ticket at Gresty Road on this forum​

TrinidadsNumberOne (8+1)

The forum's biggest (and probably only) Yosser Hughes and Clayton Ince aficionado, Crewe fan TNO sneaks onto the list with two nominations. A regular in the League One forum and a bonafide box quiz/Sporcle enthusiast, I actually genuinely fell asleep looking back through his posts so this particular sentence may well have gone off on a tangent. Anyway, for a poster who wasn't even on TFF (I believe), he's done well to find his way onto the list.
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Ratio: 0.227. Bloody pathetic.


Joint 48th (9 points, 2 lists)

left wing nutjob
Lacking in a sense of humour and always keen to take the moral highground, he's boring, unfunny and totally irrelevant.

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Cheese & Biscuits (8+1)

The only Daggers poster on this here forum worth the time of day, C&B takes joint 48th along with TNO. Despite having previously called this very list a 'farce', the guy's actually alright. Not just a League Two dwelling mug like the rest of the a-holes nominated so far, C&B is a valued contributor to General Chat and the Politics forum in particular. In all honesty I actually thought he was about 50 until I clicked on his profile and found that he was in fact just 31. See, research.
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Ratio: 0.6. Respectable, but he knows he can do better.

 

[mnb089mnb]

left wing nutjob
Lacking in a sense of humour and always keen to take the moral highground, he's boring, unfunny and totally irrelevant.

Get off my turf C&B. (angryface)

 

[Leewilson]

Joint 48th (9 points, 2 lists)

left wing nutjob
Lacking in a sense of humour and always keen to take the moral highground, he's boring, unfunny and totally irrelevant.

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Cheese & Biscuits (8+1)

The only Daggers poster on this here forum worth the time of day, C&B takes joint 48th along with TNO. Despite having previously called this very list a 'farce', the guy's actually alright. Not just a League Two dwelling mug like the rest of the a-holes nominated so far, C&B is a valued contributor to General Chat and the Politics forum in particular. In all honesty I actually thought he was about 50 until I clicked on his profile and found that he was in fact just 31. See, research.
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Ratio: 0.6. Respectable, but he knows he can do better.

Have to say, whichever duo voted for C&B, you're pricks. He's one of the best and most amusing posters on the forum. Even if he is dripping in sarcasm and acts like he's 50.

 

[Scumarmy.]

Have to say, whichever duo voted for C&B, you're pricks. He's one of the best and most amusing posters on the forum. Even if he is dripping in sarcasm and acts like he's 50.

He is a mug.

 

[lordofthepies]

Not sure if you're joking or not but TNO was on tff for years...

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Have to say, whichever duo voted for C&B, you're pricks. He's one of the best and most amusing posters on the forum. Even if he is dripping in sarcasm and acts like he's 50.

Can I rescind my nomination for Lee Steady or is it too late?