The Sports Direct worst 50 1FF posters list

[Cheese & Biscuits]

He is a mug.

A left wing mug to boot.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

left wing nutjob
Lacking in a sense of humour and always keen to take the moral highground, he's boring, unfunny and totally irrelevant.​

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That's my headstone sorted. Being 50 it won't be long before I'll be needing it too. And I thought today was going to be a bad day when I woke up.

 

[Hooped Wizard]

Good finishing for a leftie.

About the amount of seats Labour won

 

[Jockney]

Have to say, whichever duo voted for C&B, you're pricks. He's one of the best and most amusing posters on the forum. Even if he is dripping in sarcasm and acts like he's 50.

these are bad things how.

 

[BlueBee]

That cheese c*** is a c***.

 

[SUTSS]

Can't be using that word twice in a sentence. Admin will get you.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

That cheese c*** is a c***.

It's like the beginnings of a Shakespeare sonnet.

 

[Steady]

Possibly my favourite part of the list here, as we get to the 10 pointers. These particular posters only made one list, but managed to top the bloody thing. Someone really fucking hates them but everyone else doesn't mind them, basically.

Joint 42nd (10 points, 1 list)

Try hard c***.

Aberstone​

The LGQ grandmaster and second most famous Wealdstone fan in the universe, Aberstone tops one list to take joint 42nd. Personally, I respect Aber perhaps the most on the forum for sticking to his principles and maintaining by far the best punctuation in the box. Aber also holds the world record for being the oldest 23-year-old ever, and is a regular contributor not only to the Non-League and General Chat forums, but to the coveted drum 'n' bass box championships.
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Ratio: 0.38. He won't be happy with that, Clive.

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Glasshalffullpools

The fuck is this guy?
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Ratio: 0.14. Hahahaha how embarrassing.

With everybody else on my list, I actually like them really for the most part. Not so with this c*** though. Not a single redeemable feature, seemed to exist purely to act like a prick on the internet.


MacZidane

Firstly, mi-fucking-iaow to the above reason.

As for the poster himself, I remember MacZidane as one of the better WUMs of the forum, not quite matching Spear in his pomp but impressive nonetheless. A love for all things Scotland pretty much personified his whole act, and I seem to remember he received plenty of bans, although I can't remember his follow-up aliases. Considering he wasn't seen on TFF for years before the switch, it's unsurprising he didn't join here. Then again, SALTIRE is pretty much a more offensive version of him, isn't he?​

 

[Steady]

Joint 42nd (10 points, 1 list)

Absolute joke of a poster and a pathetic attempt at a human being.

Sire Speirite VIII

Firstly, mi-fucking-aow again. Ouch.

Secondly, he's a fucking Spireite scumbag. Fuck off, mate.
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Ratio: 0.23. Meh.

Because he tells people to get medical advice for asking a few questions. Maybe he should stick to flipping burgers.

T.A

No prizes for guessing who voted for this forum veteran. T.A seems to have been around forever but is just 25 years of age. One of just two Bury fans on planet Earth, the Tank tends to post more in General Chat than League One, and he really doesn't seem like the kind of guy who could get on the wrong side of someone. If you ask me, it's a bit of a lazy nomination.
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Ratio: 0.26. Over 1 in 4, but could a change in tactic bring better luck?

thespus

Ahh, The Spurs. Great poster. One of few decent Arsenal mugs on here IMO (let's be honest, most of you are utter cretins), The Spurs is a valued Premier League poster. I think he's a German who lives/has lived in America, but let's be honest, I don't have a track record with my assumptions here. Either way, the guy's pretty continental, but appears on just one list at the very top to round off the joint 42nders.
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Ratio: 0.27. It's poor for the common man, but he strikes me as the kind of guy who isn't interested in how big it is.​

 

[ZianfrancoGoal]

SALTIRE is pretty much a more offensive version of him, isn't he?​

well maczidane was a roaring fucktrumpet but at least he had a personality

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

fucktrumpet

GREAT WORD

Some strange picks there... dunno how anyone could really dislike Aberstone

 

[Posh Hammer]

Steady, what is this ratio thing matey?

Is it likes to comments?

 

[SALTIRE]

well maczidane was a roaring fucktrumpet but at least he had a personality

That is genuinely hurtful! !

 

[TrinidadsNumberOne]

My TFF existence was true Steady ffs. I used to rant about Davis week in week out.

 

[Spirederman]

well maczidane was a roaring fucktrumpet but at least he had a personality

Never heard fucktrumpet before, it's now going to be firmly and permanently entrenched in my every day vocabulary.

Great work ZFG.

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

Can I just say , I have no idea why I've been mentioned or what this is about... as far as who am I, I'm a Hartlepool fan who responded to the request to join when asked, I had no idea this forum existed before then, I try to add input using a bit of humour whilst always showing respect to others , who in my opinion all deserve medals for supporting their local unfashionable teams...... I'm also mindful that younger people may be reading so I never use expletives either here or on into the blue hartlepool where I use the same name If you want to read my ramblings on there, there are over 7000 so I'd make a nice cuppa first if I were you !

 

[Red]

Cool story bro.

 

[Scumarmy.]

Can I just say , I have no idea why I've been mentioned or what this is about... as far as who am I, I'm a Hartlepool fan who responded to the request to join when asked, I had no idea this forum existed before then, I try to add input using a bit of humour whilst always showing respect to others , who in my opinion all deserve medals for supporting their local unfashionable teams...... I'm also mindful that younger people may be reading so I never use expletives either here or on into the blue hartlepool where I use the same name If you want to read my ramblings on there, there are over 7000 so I'd make a nice cuppa first if I were you !

Basically you're a mug.

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

Based on?? I'm a fairly affable person, but you don't really want to go toe to toe with me!

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

As I say, I don't understand what this is about so I'm not getting involved...... If only I employed that same logic with women, could have saved myself a lot of hassle

 

[T.A]

As I say, I don't understand what this is about so I'm not getting involved...... If only I employed that same logic with women, could have saved myself a lot of hassle

It's just morons that have little to no life that they create a grudge over someone they'll never meet.

I wouldn't worry about it.

 

[ZianfrancoGoal]

Steady, what is this ratio thing matey?

Is it likes to comments?

It's how much of a c*** they are compared to u

 

[Spirederman]

It's how much of a c*** they are compared to u

Genuinely lol'd at that like.

 

[thespus]

T-42nd in the list of biggest mugs. Wow. What can I say. I'd like to thank Jesus, Gunnersaurus, and, of course, Smat, the Che Guevara of our Arsenal revolution.

 

[Posh Hammer]

It's how much of a c*** they are compared to u

ROFL.

 

[Sire Speirite VIII]

Can you tell me what voted for me Ill deck there head in like do'nt think peepel shud fling mud like else they may find a few boys on there door steps lol

 

[Mr Elmo]

Can you tell me what voted for me Ill deck there head in like do'nt think peepel shud fling mud like else they may find a few boys on there door steps lol

Come again?

 

[Red]

Yewel hav to mayk alowancerz for him heez from Chesterrfeeld.

 

[Stevencc]

Come again?

Basically he wants to know who voted for him as a c*** so he can throw a skateboard at their head because he doesn't think people should throw mud like substances at each other because it inevitably leads to boys suddenly enjoying relaxing outside your front door and it makes him chuckle loudly.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Can you tell me what voted for me Ill deck there head in like do'nt think peepel shud fling mud like else they may find a few boys on there door steps lol

Please oh please tell me this guy is serious?