The Sports Direct worst 50 1FF posters list

[RavenBish]

If you're not in the top 5 then there is no hope for the people of this forum.

But I ranked highly on the best posters thing as well. Where is the logic, am I loved or loathed?

 

[Spirederman]

But I ranked highly on the best posters thing as well. Where is the logic, am I loved or loathed?

Everyone's just indifferent to you Bish. Eg- They really couldn't give a fuck!!

 

[RavenBish]

I am the John Cena of this forum. Loved by the kids and real fans and hated by the jealous internet dweebs. Never give up.

 

[Habbinalan]

I am the John Cena of this forum. Loved by the kids and real fans and hated by the jealous internet dweebs. Never give up.

This more how I think of you - you should go into politics.

 

[RavenBish]

It blew my mind when I first read that he's Wayne Hemingway's Dad.

 

[Spirederman]

It blew my mind when I first read that he's Wayne Hemingway's Dad.

Hemingway the designer?? U wot??

My mind also blown if true.

 

[RavenBish]

Hemingway the designer?? U wot??

My mind also blown if true.

Exactly.

 

[Spirederman]

Exactly.

Just Wow!! Googled it after I'd posted. Astounded is a massive understatement.

 

[Scumarmy.]

 

[Spirederman]

Scanners. What a film!!

 

[Oaf]

I am the John Cena of this forum. Loved by the kids and real fans and hated by the jealous internet dweebs. Never give up.

No no, GTFO, I already called being the John Cena of this forum. A top spot in the good posters one is a great start to getting on the way there, if I can also top this one... well... you can't see me.

 

[Steady]

Another three follow in the next releases, and we have our first member nominated on three lists. Oh, the drama.

34th place (13 points, 3 lists)

Possibly one of the most deluded posters I've ever come across. (oooo er)

Kenneth E End (6+6+1)

I remember this bellend from TFF (how fucking funny would it be if he wasn't actually on there?) Like every single Luton fan in the world, he has absolutely nothing of note to add to anyone conversation or debate and is just an all-round mug. God, I fucking hate Luton.
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Ratio: 0.072. Should be banned for that alone.​

33rd place (14 points, 2 lists)

Slightly bigger c*** than [REDACTED]
Nice of him to stick his IQ in his username.

valefan16 (8+6)

To begin, that's an absolutely lovely pair of reasons above. Excellent work. Looking at valefan's profile he really does seem like a bit of a dick, and League One seems to be his level at best (bit like Vale hahahahhaha), but then something happened. I stumbled upon something. I happened upon a post where valefan was kicking the shit out of Kenilworth Road, and I was suddenly won over. Sorry (two) people of 1FF, you've got this one wrong.
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Ratio: 0.10. Should rocket up if he keeps laying into Luton.



32nd place (14 points, 2 lists)
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C*** and a twat

DJ Jazzy Justice/Pilgrim Meister (9+5)

The bravest man in 1FF history, it's Rich 'Justice' McLean fucking bitches, taking names and coming in at 32nd place. Along with Villaboy and Pagnell, Mr Meister made the step over into enemy lines after going down with the good ship TFF. While the other two are MIA however, McLean is carving out a new forum life. He has reprised his role as captain forum challenge, and maintains a presence in the League Two section following his beloved Plymouth.

Of course though, what Rich is really known for is handling with forum ruffians. He's called DJ Jazzy Justice (by no-one) for a reason, and it wouldn't surprise me if he finds a way to lock this damn thread right now. Frankly, I absolutely love the man and he embodies all that we live for.
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Ratio: 0.10. McLean doesn't need your likes.​

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

c*** and a twat. Whoever put that is clearly a great guy.

 

[Jockney]

I am the John Cena of this forum. Loved by the kids and real fans and hated by the jealous internet dweebs. Never give up.

And a complete no mark to the vast majority of people who don't even know what wrestling is.

 

[JJH]

The fact that no-one from my list has came out yet suggests that I know a c*** when I see one...

 

[JimJams]

Or that Steady just ignored your list 'cos he thinks you're a proper shitbox.

 

[Leewilson]

DJ Jazzy Justice.

 

[Alty]

The fact that no-one from my list has came out yet suggests that I know a c*** when I see one...

Clique all over again.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

The fact that no-one from my list has came out yet suggests that I know a c*** when I see one...

Didn't think you were allowed to vote for yourself.

 

[JJH]

Didn't think you were allowed to vote for yourself.

Was awaiting that comment, surprised it didn't seem sooner.

 

[Spirederman]

The fact that no-one from my list has came out yet suggests that I know a c*** when I see one...

I still have 9/10 c*** left standing from my list. The one missing placed somewhere in the 70's and was added to my list for minimal reasons as I couldn't think of any fucker else at the time. Had I remembered FIRTHY and Sire Speirite, they'd have 100% made the cut.

 

[Steady]

How does Rich McLean prefer his hair?

Threadlocked.

Rich McLean - Justice Minister.

 

[Pilgrim Meister]

Another three follow in the next releases, and we have our first member nominated on three lists. Oh, the drama.

34th place (13 points, 3 lists)

Possibly one of the most deluded posters I've ever come across. (oooo er)

Kenneth E End (6+6+1)

I remember this bellend from TFF (how fucking funny would it be if he wasn't actually on there?) Like every single Luton fan in the world, he has absolutely nothing of note to add to anyone conversation or debate and is just an all-round mug. God, I fucking hate Luton.
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Ratio: 0.072. Should be banned for that alone.​

33rd place (14 points, 2 lists)

Slightly bigger c*** than [REDACTED]
Nice of him to stick his IQ in his username.

valefan16 (8+6)

To begin, that's an absolutely lovely pair of reasons above. Excellent work. Looking at valefan's profile he really does seem like a bit of a dick, and League One seems to be his level at best (bit like Vale hahahahhaha), but then something happened. I stumbled upon something. I happened upon a post where valefan was kicking the shit out of Kenilworth Road, and I was suddenly won over. Sorry (two) people of 1FF, you've got this one wrong.
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Ratio: 0.10. Should rocket up if he keeps laying into Luton.



32nd place (14 points, 2 lists)
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C*** and a twat

DJ Jazzy Justice/Pilgrim Meister (9+5)

The bravest man in 1FF history, it's Rich 'Justice' McLean fucking bitches, taking names and coming in at 32nd place. Along with Villaboy and Pagnell, Mr Meister made the step over into enemy lines after going down with the good ship TFF. While the other two are MIA however, McLean is carving out a new forum life. He has reprised his role as captain forum challenge, and maintains a presence in the League Two section following his beloved Plymouth.

Of course though, what Rich is really known for is handling with forum ruffians. He's called DJ Jazzy Justice (by no-one) for a reason, and it wouldn't surprise me if he finds a way to lock this damn thread right now. Frankly, I absolutely love the man and he embodies all that we live for.
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Ratio: 0.10. McLean doesn't need your likes.​

I hardly post these days. My Moderating days are far behind me. Can be found in League Two and the cricket thread these days

 

[Hooped Wizard]

I hardly post these days. My Moderating days are far behind me. Can be found in League Two and the cricket thread these days

At least I know which threads to avoid now.

 

[BlueBee]

There's a cricket thread? What sad bastards write about cricket on a forum...wait who the fuck watches cricket?

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

There's a cricket thread? What sad bastards write about cricket on a forum...wait who the fuck watches cricket?

People who enjoy cricket I guess.

 

[spireite]

There's a cricket thread? What sad bastards write about cricket on a forum...wait who the fuck watches cricket?

2nd most popular sport in the world.

 

[lordofthepies]

There's a cricket thread? What sad bastards write about cricket on a forum...wait who the fuck watches cricket?

Intelligent people. And Saddlerrad.

 

[Red]

There's a cricket thread? What sad bastards write about cricket on a forum...wait who the fuck watches cricket?

Wrestling more like.

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

Wrestling more like.

People who enjoy wrestling I guess.