The Sports Direct worst 50 1FF posters list

[TomPNE94]

that was such a failed re-brand tbf

 

[lordofthepies]

The Consignia of TFF.

 

[Steady]

23rd place (24 points, 3 lists)

Twat
Luckily for him Saltire posts drivel in other sections too. Otherwise he'd be the worst Liverpool fan.

G-Dragon (10+8+6)

The artist formerly known as SweScouser (if he was even on TFF at all?) lands some big points on only a handful of lists to claim 23rd place. Having carved out a reputation as Captain Transfer Rumour previously, G-Dragon has carried such a fine tradition into 1FF. He's also a bit of a dick, and holds the distinction of being the second worst of those forrin Liverpool posters (allouso's the worst, fyi). His only saving grace is having a picture of Alex Morgan as his avatar. God, I love Alex Morgan.
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Ratio: 0.17. Fairly befitting because, to be honest, he is a bit of a weepinbell

 

[Posh Hammer]

Never heard of him.

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Oh, is that who he is... I hadn't realised.

 

[Stevencc]

He's not SweWannabeScouser actually, even if there are similarities!

 

[IanH]

Pretty sure G-Dragon isn't SweScouser. Not unless he's had some very good English lessons. They both post / posted utter drivel but at least G-Dragon's is grammatically sound. He's not British though. My guess is that he's American.

 

[Steady]

Why am I even doing this list? I even fucking researched this one and found a couple of people calling him that ffs.

 

[Stevencc]

Steady you are a respectable man with an impeccable reputation. One simple mistake changes nothing.

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Very true. The LITANY of CATACLYSMIC ERRORS, on the other hand...

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Why am I even doing this list? I even fucking researched this one and found a couple of people calling him that ffs.

Because you are Lord c***. The cuntiest of us all.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

We're up to 23 and still reviewing nobodies.

 

[Bottega Don]

How the fuck was I lower down than some of these wastemen?

 

[lordofthepies]

It's a mystery.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

How the fuck was I lower down than some of these wastemen?

I was quite content with 48th until now.

 

[Steady]

Nothing to see here, boys and girls...

22nd place (24 points, 6 lists)

Cricket in the box c***.
The guy is everywhere. Busy little c***.
His strong opinions but lack of actual knowledge pollute the cricket thread.

Saddlerrad (6+5+4+4+4+1)

Our dear leader. It's hard to see why member number one has received six nominations - the highest on the list so far. Could it be his immoral attempt to fraud the shit out of everyone? Were the (definitely true) allegations surrounding him, someone's fiance and a (number of) Clintons backroom tryst(s) too damaging? Is it his horrible choice of mods throughout the forum? Was it the fact that he, not Smat, actually caused the downfall of TFF from within? Maybe it's because he banned the 'c' word. Honestly, I can't think of any reasons. To be fair, it seems that his cricket postings have generated the most ill-feeling, but hey, at least Saddler can't read through everyone's PMs to check who voted for who.
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Ratio: 0.21. With a five month headstart on everyone, that's pretty shit.

 

[Saddlerrad]

Only Piez could be angry about my cricket postings. I probably watch more and understand cricket better than virtually anyone on this website (See I went there). So the cricket thread, can sit and swivel on themselves. Thanks too everyone that voted xx

People don't offer like for like to any of the gaffers, so my ratio is bound to suck more ass than UTS's mom.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Gaffers? Oh dear...

 

[Saddlerrad]

Gaffers? Oh dear...

Look, come on please mate. We dedicate our life and soul to this place - FOR WHAT? FOR WHAT? I have a life outside the shoutbox and these forum walls and all you can do is slag me off?

I'm closing it down.

 

[Saddlerrad]

Intelligent people. And Saddlerrad.

I knew it would be you.

 

[Cardsfan]

Look, come on please mate. We dedicate our life and soul to this place - FOR WHAT? FOR WHAT? I have a life outside the shoutbox and these forum walls and all you can do is slag me off?

I'm closing it down.

I have a forum that's been running for 6 months if anyone wants to join?

 

[Saddlerrad]

I have a forum that's been running for 6 months if anyone wants to join?

CLOSING IT DOWN NOW. You will NOT have my members.

 

[spireite]

What I want to know is who actually sent these lists in. Sat, pathetic little wankers.

/laying groundwork defense for high nomination - but still, true

 

[mistermagic]

Why am I even doing this list?

I have no idea.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

I have a forum that's been running for 6 months if anyone wants to join?

I'll join if there's fewer nobodies getting loads of nominations for things like this.

 

[Aberstone]

What I want to know is who actually sent these lists in. Sat, pathetic little wankers.

/laying groundwork defense for high nomination - but still, true

Rad was in my list for putting Cricket in the Box, I feel bad now as it has become a common occurrence, but he started a worrying trend.

 

[TrinidadsNumberOne]

Shame this c*** list was devised before Wimbledon, anyone mentioning the worst sport in the world in the box would've made the top of my list!

 

[Saddlerrad]

This is true TNO, Tennis is a diabolical sport. Okay to play for a few hours, but watching it is...zzzzz (Sorry in advance Lee)..

 

[G-Dragon]

Thnx for the vote guys. As for the conspiracy surrounding my identity, its amusing.

 

[Murphy]

This is true TNO, Tennis is a diabolical sport. Okay to play for a few hours, but watching it is...zzzzz (Sorry in advance Lee)..

Glorified ping pong if you ask me.