The Sports Direct worst 50 1FF posters list

[Leewilson]

All of you tennis haters can go fuck yourselves. Especially Dave.

 

[TomPNE94]

Tennis is great, I'm with Lee on this one.

 

[PuB]

I love Wimbledon, you're all muggy c***.

 

[HertsWolf]

I love Wimbledon, you're all muggy c***.

Reported. You can't use that word any more. It's banned.

You have to say "Milton Keynes" now.

 

[Scumarmy.]

 

[HertsWolf]

Not if Pete Winkelman has anything to do with it.

 

[HertsWolf]

This would actually be even funnier if someone obviously from Milton Keynes tweeted it.

 

[SALTIRE]

Come on Tim!

 

[merseyboyred]

He's not SweWannabeScouser actually, even if there are similarities!

Oh, he isn't swe?! I assumed it was him. There are a plethora of Liverpool fans on the internet like that though.

 

[thespus]

Oh, he isn't swe?! I assumed it was him. There are a plethora of Liverpool fans on the internet like that though.

I've been had, too. Turns out it's some plonker living in Maryland, which is a state with a single utilitarian value: providing a backdrop for The Wire. It's the Wales of the United States in the sense that everyone knows it has a history of some sort, but no one can speak to it at the pub.

 

[Scrumpy]

Nah, Mike's Gingedian isn't he?

Yep, he's a pure-bread ginge. He did have his Twitter account linked to his profile, until I made it obvious I checked it. Keyboard warrior confirmed.

He's also my one and only who voted for me Don't doubt that.

If there's an ignore feature on here, I'm most probably on his ignore list.

Street cred

 

[City169]

Glorified ping pong if you ask me.

but ping pong is fun, and ok to watch for a short time, tennis is just shit

 

[HertsWolf]

Yep, he's a pure-bread ginge.

I still genuinely LOL every time I read your fucking signature.

 

[Scrumpy]

I still genuinely LOL every time I read your fucking signature.

It's "Brillant"!

 

[KevinMcallister]

I can't believe I was the only one who voted for the disgrace

you are the disgrace , Dumbledore!

i'm outraged

 

[Hooped Wizard]

Someone ought to stop obsessing over superior beings.

 

[Steady]

21st place (25 points, 3 lists)

SC49 (9+9+7)

My word, Clive, this guy is an absolute weapon. The Premier League forum is full of utter shitehawks, but SC49 takes the fucking biscuit. He acts as the perfect vehicle to show why people hate Arsenal fans. If Saddlerrad had anything about him he'd ban him and chuck Whitechapel out as well, because they add absolutely nothing to the forum aside from being utter fucking c***.
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Ratio: 0.06. Why would you even bother?



20th place (25 points, 5 lists)
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HatefulCunt. Seems to dislike Chesterfield an awful lot. That in itself makes him a c***.
Don't dislike him - but very bitter.

Dale4ever (8+6+6+4+1)

Do you want to read me labour my way through pretending to know who this is? There's only so ways I can say 'he posts in the League One forum and supports Rochdale'. His username is a bit shit, but his last few posts have been in confrontation with UTS, which makes him a good lad in my books.​

Ratio: 0.12. That's what you get for supporting Rochdale.

 

[Spirederman]

Hateful c***. Seems to dislike Chesterfield an awful lot. That in itself makes him a c***.....


Absolute muggish c***.

Seems I'm not alone in thinking so
Even though he placed higher on someone's list than my 6pointer. Would love to know who had him in 3rd.

 

[Jockney]

'Hateful c***'

'Don't dislike him'

That has to be the most British thing posted on 1FF so far.

 

[Steady]

19th place (25 points, 6 lists)

Ruined the top 100 footballers, has awful opinions on tv.
For miscounting our Play Your Cards Right scores.

Rammy (8+5+4+3+3+2)

The above reasons simply scratch the surface of the terror that is James_DCFC. A disgraced former mod on TFF, the Derby fan has somehow reprised his power following the switchover. It's a huge indictment on the forum that he's probably still the best mod on here.

James, if memory serves (it certainly hasn't thus far), went for years without really being recognised on TFF, he was just there. He famously never picked up a gong in the TFF awards until the latter years, when everyone pretty much just felt sorry for him. To his credit, he is incredibly dedicated and has run numerous forum games down the years, but unfortunately he fucks them all up spectacularly. He also won't shut the fuck up about Derby on Facebook or Twitter.

But he's James, and he's our James. He may still be running with a rebrand that ranks in the top five worst in forum history (Baron Greenback, The Jolly Green Giant and peter legend, anyone?), but, y'know, he's James. And quite frankly, everyone should approve...

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Ratio: 0.19. You could suggest the Gameshow Marathon destroyed his chances here, but so did being a shit poster.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Rammy was on TFF? Who knew?

 

[Mr Elmo]

Didn't you think you were on TFF on your own?

 

[Alty]

"But unfortunately he fucks them all up spectacularly"

 

[Veggie Legs]

That whole post is pure gold, 10/10 for that write up Steady.

 

[Whitechapel]

If Saddlerrad had anything about him he'd ban him and chuck Whitechapel out as well, because they add absolutely nothing to the forum aside from being utter fucking c***.​

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That's more like it, Although I didn't feel the sincerity I've seen on other write-ups. I think you secretly like me.

 

[Oaf]

I sound like a broken record in how much I'm saying this, but these write ups are fucking brilliant

Kudos to the person that voted James for cocking up the PYCR game. Guy doesn't know the difference between a genuine post and an OAF'D when he see's one and we all pay the price

 

[thespus]

I don't think Red will appear on this list (he's not a mug), but I'd love to see Steady's write-up of his infamous row with TFF that led to the demise of the +/- system. Ultimately, and I don't want to make you feel bad Red, that was the beginning of the end for TFF. No one was arsed afterwards and Smat even re-branded himself as 'peter legend'—porn name, Smatthew?—during the inevitable depression of losing his crown.

 

[Dale4ever]

20th place (25 points, 5 lists)

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HatefulCunt. Seems to dislike Chesterfield an awful lot. That in itself makes him a c***.
Don't dislike him - but very bitter.

Dale4ever (8+6+6+4+1)
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Don't hate anybody. What's the Chesterfield reference in particular all about?

P.S: it's nice to be noticed .

 

[Spirederman]

Don't hate anybody. What's the Chesterfield reference in particular all about?

P.S: it's nice to be noticed .

That was courtesy of my good self D4E, you were 5th on my list.
You seemed to have a particular downer on us last season and the season we both went up, and although I can't trawl the annals of TFF, I'm sure I'll be able to find some of your anti-CFC stuff off here, if you are seeking proof??

I don't hate anyone on here, you made my list for the above reasons.

You muggish c***.

 

[Dale4ever]

That was courtesy of my good self D4E, you were 5th on my list.
You seemed to have a particular downer on us last season and the season we both went up, and although I can't trawl the annals of TFF, I'm sure I'll be able to find some of your anti-CFC stuff off here, if you are seeking proof??

I don't hate anyone on here, you made my list for the above reasons.

You muggish c***.

I think you'll struggle to find any particular anger towards yourselves I don't have any I don't have much reason to really other than you usually beating us. Oh and there was Gary Roberts... But you're okay now .

Oh and thank you !