The Sports Direct worst 50 1FF posters list

[Posh Hammer]

Jesus. How much arse-licking can one thread cope with? Can't help feeling that there's a bunch of people on here meet up at bus stations to masturbate each other. If EA release some kind of adrenaline-filled, shoot 'em up onanism game....maybe "Sycophantic Wank '15" ...we'd have to move the entire fucking forum over to Twitch.

This has turned into even more of a clique fest than the Top 50 poster thread.

Aiming for a top ten finish now. Two top 10 finishes in both the best and the worst would be just fantastic for my ego.

 

[HertsWolf]

This has turned into even more of a clique fest than the Top 50 poster thread.

Aiming for a top ten finish now. Two top 10 finishes in both the best and the worst would be just fantastic for my ego.

Sadly, I think SERNWA was banned before he got to vote or the two of us could have had a top 5 finish.
The clique does seem to get a bit pissed if you take the mick, though

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

Sadly, I think SERNWA was banned before he got to vote or the two of us could have had a top 5 finish.
The clique does seem to get a bit pissed if you take the mick, though

You fucking wot m8.

fight me irl

 

[Oaf]

Oaf's a twat (no offence mate). He was loyal to the evil TFF regime and when the move happened he was all "wow, those guys were bastards actually. Anyway, Jurassic Park and wrestling. "

Never forgive.

Hm... not sure how "loyal to the regime" I was. I know I certainly backed the banning of you and I still think it was fully justified. But I always said I wasn't sure why others were banned after because I wasn't actually there to see what happened. And likewise, I think it was disgusting how they just ditched TFF as they did as well. I don't think there was ever any inconsistency there... I agreed with one choice and disagreed with another.

 

[HarvSFC]

If I had compiled a list for this, I would have voted for Tom because he doesn't come on the forum when he's drunk anymore.

 

[Red]

That's cleared that up. Thanks.

They're lying mate. My version of events is what really happened. They'll be telling you that I endorse rape in prison next

 

[Stagat]

They're lying mate. My version of events is what really happened. They'll be telling you that I rape in prison next

Seen that mentioned a couple of times too. What was the story behind that?

 

[Alty]

Seen that mentioned a couple of times too. What was the story behind that?

It all started when he endorsed rape in prison.

 

[Red]

I once said that I'm indifferent about it if a paedophile got raped in prison. Ian assimilated that as saying I endorsed it

 

[thespus]

Red endorses rape in prison.

 

[Red]

Fuck you...all of you!!!!

 

[Alty]

Fuck you...all of you!!!!

I'd give this a -1 but, well, you know...

 

[Steady]

16th place (31 points, 5 lists)

His hatred for United is so all consuming it renders him pointless.

silkyman (10+7+7+6+1)

Never has the title 'Active Member' been more apt.

Silkyman is a very angry man. I'd bet money that he's the kind of guy who complains to Ofcom when Ruth Langsford is showing a bit too much leg on This Morning. He's a fucking miserable bastard, put simply.

Silks masquerades as a Macclesfield fan when, in actuality, we all know where his allegiances lie. He went through a stage on TFF (I think he was on there?) of vehemently denying he supported Man City every time he was called up on it, but now he's a little more blase about the situation and is one step closer to accepting that he's a two club wanker. Not just a Premier League mug, Silks can also be found fairly regularly in General Chat and its many sub-forums, spouting his hatred across the land. But we all love him really.​

Ratio: 0.25. Who the fuck has liked any of his posts?



15th place (32 points, 4 lists)

StevieEvansRedNWhiteArmy (10+10+6+6)

To be nominated on just four lists but finish so high up pretty much encapsulates the SERNWA franchise. That his biggest crime isn't being from Rotherham or being a vile little shitcrumple of a racist is incredibly worrying. His love for Steve Evans clearly outweighs that however, and it is the latter that has probably led to his recent ban from the forum.

To be honest, I don't really think I could truly do SERNWA justice with a write-up. Those who have come into regular contact with him in the Championship forum will be far better suited to discuss him, so I won't embarrass myself giving it a go.

Just think though, this guy will be a teacher soon. Lovely stuff.​

Ratio: N/A. Sorry, lads.

 

[Mr Elmo]

His love for Steve Evans clearly outweighs that however

This is brilliant.

 

[Aber gas]

"Shitcrumple "

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Oaf's a twat (no offence mate). He was loyal to the evil TFF regime and when the move happened he was all "wow, those guys were bastards actually. Anyway, Jurassic Park and wrestling. "

Never forgive.

Nah. Our paths don't even cross all that much but Oaf is obvz a good guy - he simply thought you overstepped the mark on that occasion. I say that as someone who personally thought the SmatBan and subsequent fall out was a load of rubbish and that your loss was quite keenly felt (it was sold, incidentally, as a temporary measure and I definitely recall making noises to the effect of "err, Smat and co are still banned" in the Mods place).

Think Rich was probably the only genuine evil TFF regime loyalist, but then again I am a former evil TFF regime apparatchik so my testimony is, I'm afraid, inherently unreliable.

 

[Oaf]

Innit.

Heil Lordfootball

 

[lordofthepies]

Seen that mentioned a couple of times too. What was the story behind that?

Basically, Red said that all prisoners should get a compulsory raping when they fist arrive in prison.

Call me crazy if you will, but I think that's a bad idea...

 

[Posh Hammer]

Fuck, I'm worse than SERNWA. That's depressing.

 

[mistermagic]

Now the feature is starting to make sense. I can fully understand why people don't like silkyman and SERNWA. But Oaf? Who the fuck doesn't like Oaf? Or Smat? Or Rammy?

 

[lordofthepies]

I don't like Smat.

 

[mistermagic]

You should play football with him.

That would solve everything.

 

[Oaf]

Now the feature is starting to make sense. I can fully understand why people don't like silkyman and SERNWA. But Oaf? Who the fuck doesn't like Oaf? Or Smat? Or Rammy?

I had Smat on mine, but there's no way I'd say I have any kind of dislike for the guy. Basically, Steady wouldn't shut up about wanting me to give him a list so I stuck two names on there and then had to scrape the barrel for the other places... I remembered that one incident where Smat called everybody a c*** so stuck him on there purely for that Besides that I am a fully fledged Smatomaniac* like everybody else.

*I'm trademarking that, fuck you.

That's not to say anybody else who voted for Smat (or me or Rammy for that matter) somehow dislikes the guy, but yeah. It's Steadys fault for not being able to shut the hell up.

 

[Steady]

14th place (32 points, 5 lists)

Bit annoying
Unfunny, condescending twat.
Can be entertaining as hell, but I get the feeling that his own intelligence leaves him isolated from normal interaction in real life so he kind of holds this epic grudge against humanity, and tries to get his vengeance out on everybody by insulting them on their film knowledge. It's ok Carel. We all love you. You don't have to do this.

Martino Knockavelli (10+8+5+5+4)

The illustrator previously branded by way of Carel Fabritius on TFF, it’s his 1FF manifestation of Martino Knockavelli who belongings 14th residence on this esteemed gradient.

Supplementary refined plus erudite than us all, countless have fingered the loquacious ire of Martino hitherto little have subsisted to express the tale. He is a mammoth; a demolishing sphere accomplished of captivating a chap maximum poised in his customs and decomposing them to the socket of inconsequence.

A fundamental exponent of US Sports box (and thus a collective adversary to most, comprising I), Martino is furthermore a Hull City devotee. Most unquestionably a differentiating personality, he acknowledged four ballots for the ‘chief placards’ list – ultimate multiparty 22nd - and five elections here.

Examinations are ostensibly Martino’s solitary feebleness. He just isn’t very worthy at them, be it a Crag-led repulsion puzzle or the eponymous BishQuiz. For a bloke so fail-safe, it vestiges the individual fissure in his breastplate. Still, his progressively intermittent Shoutbox attendances are a ecstasy to observe. That his preceding advent on the scene was a week previously ought disquiet us all.​

Quotient: 0.71. A supplementary than upright exploit.

 

[lordofthepies]

This is an outrage.

 

[UTS]

Can you repeat that in English

 

[Oaf]

... Carel supports Hull?

I didn't even know he knew what football was. And this is coming from the guy who usually gets the response of "OAF LIKES FOOTBALL?" whenever I talk about it.

This thread is consistently enlightening.

 

[Spirederman]

14th place (32 points, 5 lists)

Bit annoying
Unfunny, condescending twat.
Can be entertaining as hell, but I get the feeling that his own intelligence leaves him isolated from normal interaction in real life so he kind of holds this epic grudge against humanity, and tries to get his vengeance out on everybody by insulting them on their film knowledge. It's ok Carel. We all love you. You don't have to do this.

Martino Knockavelli (10+8+5+5+4)

The illustrator previously branded by way of Carel Fabritius on TFF, it’s his 1FF manifestation of Martino Knockavelli who belongings 14th residence on this esteemed gradient.

Supplementary refined plus erudite than us all, countless have fingered the loquacious ire of Martino hitherto little have subsisted to express the tale. He is a mammoth; a demolishing sphere accomplished of captivating a chap maximum poised in his customs and decomposing them to the socket of inconsequence.

A fundamental exponent of US Sports box (and thus a collective adversary to most, comprising I), Martino is furthermore a Hull City devotee. Most unquestionably a differentiating personality, he acknowledged four ballots for the ‘chief placards’ list – ultimate multiparty 22nd - and five elections here.

Examinations are ostensibly Martino’s solitary feebleness. He just isn’t very worthy at them, be it a Crag-led repulsion puzzle or the eponymous BishQuiz. For a bloke so fail-safe, it vestiges the individual fissure in his breastplate. Still, his progressively intermittent Shoutbox attendances are a ecstasy to observe. That his preceding advent on the scene was a week previously ought disquiet us all.​

Quotient: 0.71. A supplementary than upright exploit.

Fucking hell. I can't stop laughing at that.

 

[Spirederman]

Can you repeat that in English

Straight over your head. Whoosh.

 

[RavenBish]

Carel is currently in France I believe, Bordeaux perhaps, only I of course know this because I am his best friend on this forum. The only poster on the same intellectual level and capability to keep him on his toes.

So on behalf of my absent friend I shall issue a statement in the manner he would most likely respond:

Fuck off yer massive wankshafts