The Sports Direct worst 50 1FF posters list

[Stevencc]

Wrestling more like.

You are welcome mate.

 

[Red]

I can't bring myself to watch that. Needless to say it has some American meathead shouting at another American meathead.

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

I can't bring myself to watch that. Needless to say it has some American meathead shouting at another American meathead.

 

[Mr Elmo]

Wait why is wrestling taking over this thread. Take it back to your own section please

 

[Stevencc]

I can't bring myself to watch that. Needless to say it has some American meathead shouting at another American meathead.

Haha, that's where you are DEAD WRONG mate. There's an English meathead and a Canadian meathead shouting in this one as well.

 

[SALTIRE]

2nd most popular sport in the world.

What do Indians know.

 

[SUTSS]

What do Indians know.

Curry

 

[Oaf]

I approve of this slowly being turned into a WRASSLE thread.

 

[Conker]

 

[Steady]

31st place (14 points, 2 lists)

fat failure

WhatShouldWeDoAboutKevin? (10+4)

Kevin McAllister, but of course that isn't his real name. Nominated in 31st place and top of one list (for being a fat failure), Kev is actually a relatively new member of 1FF. While everyone else found their way over here, it took Kev about three months to even find us because of the absolute waste of space he is. A scummy Leeds bastard, Kev is legendary for his hilarious Yorkshire accent, as well as his ability to remind us all that an ageing man going out on the pull in Leeds every week and posting about said escapades on a football forum is actually a quite sad state of affairs. Oh, and he loves gingers.
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Ratio: 0.43. Not too bad at all, but, with just 119 messages to his name, it will almost certainly rapidly decline.

30th place (16 points, 3 lists)
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C***
likes an away following
Spends his time picking shit out of Walkley's ass - arselicking bastard.

blademan89 (8+5+3)

Bloody 'eck, three separate reasons? That's all you're getting as well, because I can't be fucked to pretend I know anything about this no-mark lowlife.
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Ratio: 0.18. Log out and never come back again.​

29th place (16 points, 3 lists)

AdamStag (9+5+2)

Another three lister finds his way onto the overall table, and it's another lower league scumbag. I don't think I've ever heard of the team he supports, but I know full well the story of AdamStag. A bit of a WUM, Adam had quite a few run-ins with one Bury fan in particular on TFF, and he maintains an excellent ability to really fuck people off. The finest example of this is that each of his three nominations came courtesy of League Two members. Poor Adam.​

Ratio: 0.11. Easily confused with Mansfield's goals-per-game ratio.
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[Stevencc]

"Fat Failure"

Poor Kev.

 

[Veggie Legs]

Kevin McAllister, but of course that isn't his real name. Nominated in 31st place and top of one list (for being a fat failure), Kev is actually a relatively new member of 1FF. While everyone else found their way over here, it took Kev about three months to even find us because of the absolute waste of space he is. A scummy Leeds bastard, Kev is legendary for his hilarious Yorkshire accent, as well as his ability to remind us all that an ageing man going out on the pull in Leeds every week and posting about said escapades on a football forum is actually a quite sad state of affairs. Oh, and he loves gingers.​

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[Steady]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Not in the slightest. I bloody love Munkiki.

 

[RavenBish]

Kev should be nowhere near this list, is nothing sacred anymore?

 

[Hooped Wizard]

I can't believe I was the only one who voted for the disgrace

 

[Steady]

28th place (19 points, 2 lists)

I just find him completely tedious.

Destruction (10+9)

Bloody HAMUC bastards. Another big-hitter falls early. In the heady days of TFF Destruction would have almost certainly been guaranteed a top 10 place, but the great man has been relatively reserved over the last couple of years. He is still seen regularly in the League One forum backing his beloved Preston, but it was the Premier League where Dessy would wreak the most havoc. David Moyes' biggest proponent, and Bilo's biggest goddamn nightmare, Dessy was also notably robbed of the 'TFF Most Football Knowledge' award last year in what probably led to the downfall of the forum in the end. He mugged Paggers off numerous times over the years, and he's a bloody stylish fella, too.
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Ratio: 0.38. Haters gon' hate.​

 

[Destruction]

It's not the same anymore, I miss the old days.

 

[Steady]

27th place (19 points, 3 lists)

Would be funny if he gets lots of votes.
I actually like Smat, even if he does think I'm some kind of Nazi now for whatever reason. But that whole c*** incident really made him out to look like a c***, if only for that one moment.

smat (9+6+4)

The forum's 10th favourite poster (joint with Posh Hammer hahahhaah) is also its 27th least favourite. The demise of TFF has oft been laid at the feet of the second best Matthew on the forum but, let's be honest, it was a matter of time before one of us called Pagnell a c***. It speaks volumes that smat was the man who stepped up to the plate. But as a top Gooner, smat was a TFF mainstay and has continued his excellent form into 1FF. Looking back through some of his posts you'd think he was some sort of comedian, such is the nature in which he posts, but he also provides plenty of excellent #analysis in the Premier League forum in particular. I remember smat personally for his excellent post to +1 ratio before Red fucked everything up for all of us.
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Ratio: 0.57. The avatar alone deserves more.​

 

[UTS]

Could you lick his arse any more??

 

[Steady]

26th place (19 points, 4 lists)

Absolute negative bastard who I think will kill himself before long such is his outlook on life. Selfish fucker.
obsessed with Blackpool

SF_ (7+5+4+3)

Good poster is SF_. Seen him out and about around the forum from time to time, but he obviously spends most of his time in the League One section, although that will surely change come August. He also sent me his sheep answers once because I told him he needs to so I can check and then forward them onto THoD. He then edited said list with the simple message: 'Die'. A poster who doesn't suffer fools gladly, this also represents the first four-lister in the table. Well in, cha.
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Ratio: 0.38. Maybe people just don't like those from Preston?



25th place (21 points, 4 lists)
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If I had rabies I'd bite him.
Don't dislike him - but very bitter.

Indian Dan (6+5+5+5)

Is he Indian? Is he even called Dan? Is he 60-years-old as his profile claims? We'll never know (unless he's already said), but 60-year-old Indian Dan finishes in a respectable 25th here. Yet another League One-dwelling prick, Swindon fan Dan seems like a lovely guy. What I love about his nomination is that all four people have put him firmly mid-table. It's where Swindon belong (how's my lower league banter?).​

Ratio: 0.21. Probably be better if he had a profile pic.



24th place (21 points, 4 lists)

Cheated at Sheep, claimed innocence due to being honest, it’s still cheating.
Was a massive mardy c*** in the GSM.

This Charming Mike (8+7+3+3)​

As you can see, the nominations for Mike were pretty much based on him being a prick in forum games. The man with the fastest internet on here, Mike is a League One and General Chat regular, as well as existing on the brink of - if not very much within - the new age clique. I don't think Mike was around for too long on TFF (was he even on there at all), but he's become a beloved member of the community. After a brief and completely non-Cardsfan-related hiatus from the forum recently, the 22-year-old has returned to form.

Little-known fact: Mike's favourite band is actually The Editors. Who knew.
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Ratio: 0.45. For a man with the 7th highest post count on the forum, it ent half bad.​

 

[Leewilson]

What is Mike's ratio Steady you slacking son of a gun?

 

[Oaf]

He also sent me his sheep answers once because I told him he needs to so I can check and then forward them onto THoD. He then edited said list with the simple message: 'Die'. A poster who doesn't suffer fools gladly, this also represents the first four-lister in the table. Well in, cha.

This has to be the most entertaining to read top 100 feature we've ever had on here.

But yes, Mike was on TFF FFS Steady.

 

[Spirederman]

SF_ Was my 7 pointer.

I actually like him, but his negativity knows no bounds...

My reason...Absolute negative bastard who I think will kill himself before long such is his outlook on life. Selfishfucker.

 

[Rammy]

I think Steady thought he was on TFF all on his own.

 

[Stagat]

If I had rabies I'd bite him.

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Who said that?​

 

[Spirederman]

Who said that?​

Cas

 

[RavenBish]

So here are two Indian Swindon fans?!

 

[Steady]

Nah, Mike's Gingedian isn't he?

 

[smat]

I actually like Smat, even if he does think I'm some kind of Nazi now for whatever reason. ​

So why are you voting for me then, you Nazi c***?

Fyi I have zero regrets about the Pangle incident which brought down the forum. If this place doesn't improve, I may be forced to do something similarly drastic.

What a fucking legend I am.

 

[Steady]

What a fucking peter legend I am.

Knew it.