The Sports Direct worst 50 1FF posters list

[Sire Speirite VIII]

Basically he wants to know who voted for him as a c*** so he can throw a skateboard at their head because he doesn't think people should throw mud like substances at each other because it inevitably leads to boys suddenly enjoying relaxing outside your front door and it makes him chuckle loudly.

What you on about pal your a wrong un no boys will relax its to meet face to face and it wo'nt tickle lol

 

[Krazy8]

What you on about pal your a wrong un no boys will relax its to meet face to face and it wo'nt tickle lol

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Having actually explored this guy's posts, it seems he is actually an illiterate moron. Emphasis on the moron.

 

[TomPNE94]

Having actually explored this guy's posts, it seems he is actually an illiterate moron. Emphasis on the moron.

He was on TFF. He's just a decent WUM tbf.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

He was on TFF. He's just a decent WUM tbf.

Spear is a decent WUM, still isn't as moronic as this prat comes across.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

That's his 'thing' though. Reels in a lot with it too.

 

[Spirederman]

Leave Sire alone guys. My fellow Cestrefeldian's mum does the best roast potatoes you'll ever taste.

Saying that, can't believe I forgot him. Would have easily made my top 3.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

That's his 'thing' though. Reels in a lot with it too.

So we're sure he's not actually a moron?

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Pretty sure.

 

[Oaf]

I know this is late, but I would also like to show my appreciation for the term "roaring fucktrumpet". I'm going to try to steal that one for use in conversation tomorrow so I can pass it off as my own. :hesk:

 

[Red]

I know this is late, but I would also like to show my appreciation for the term "roaring fucktrumpet". I'm going to try to steal that one for use in conversation tomorrow so I can pass it off as my own. :hesk:

If the opportunity to use it presents itself then let us know what happened.

 

[Sire Speirite VIII]

Fuck a trumpet what the fuck bet that guys pecker int even good enough to polish the sides when he pokes it in lol

 

[Habbinalan]

Fuck a trumpet what the fuck bet that guys pecker int even good enough to polish the sides when he pokes it in lol

Oh, I don't know....

 

[Steady]

41st place (10 points, 2 lists)

Voted me off Survivor for having a young family, c***.

Leewilson (6+4)

Lee follows up his disappointing early exit in Survivor with being voted the 41st biggest mug on the forum. Mr TFF Football Knowledge three years running from 2012, Wilson is a longstanding member of the community whose opinions on sport are clearly valued by many. Currently sidelined with a throat injury, the Dagenham fan is the kind of guy who compiles really long-winded posts because people replying with 'Good post, spot on' seems to give him that thrill in life. It's not exactly difficult to guess one of those who nominated him, for Lee's hatred of young families has surfaced recently.
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Congrats, buddy.

Ratio: 0.43. Considering a lot of the shite he posts, that isn't half bad.

 

[IanH]

I'd love to get a few mug votes, just to revel in my ratio.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Beaten by Leewilson ? Now that's pissed me off.

 

[Leewilson]

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

To reciprocate Leewilson 's kind words, I have no idea how he's made this list. If Murphy is in it too (or has he already been?), I can only assume some kind of Daggers vendetta.

 

[Murphy]

To reciprocate Leewilson 's kind words, I have no idea how he's made this list. If Murphy is in it too (or has he already been?), I can only assume some kind of Daggers vendetta.

I came 52nd, 2nd on one person's list. The public don't know what they're doing voting all three of us on here.

Although having known Lee for some years it's pretty clear to me that he is a bit of a mug.

 

[Leewilson]

I came 52nd, 2nd on one person's list. The public don't know what they're doing voting all three of us on here.

Although having known Lee for some years it's pretty clear to me that he is a bit of a mug.

That's the kindest thing you've ever said to me.

 

[Spirederman]

A 3rd place finish on someone's list.
Gotta be pleased with that.

Walking Jeremy Kyle Show though!!

Glad my candid nature was noticed by Steady.

 

[Oaf]

this will come as a particular blow just days after the death of his family's cat.

I was not aware of this

RIP Spiredercat

 

[Spirederman]

I was not aware of this

RIP Spiredercat

Yeah was busy most of last week, and barely had time to post in the SB since it happened. Have mentioned it though.

Still devastated tbf.

Thanks though Oaf.

 

[Steady]

Bumper update for you...

38th place (12 points)

Shrimpurh (7+5)

Another nominee probably known more for his box antics than his postings, Southend and Phil Brown fan Shrimpurh is the sole entrant at number 38. I don't really see much of Shrimpurh around the forum to be honest (because he mainly posts in L2 and it's bloody sickening down there), but when I do notice him it tends to be in the Premium Member's Dating thread, the little lothario. Apropos of nothing, he works in London and has a girlfriend of two years. Are you still reading this?
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Ratio: 0.15.


37th place (12 points)

Bit of a nob.
rival fan, doesn't know his place.

TheGas (8+4)

Looking back through a couple of his posts, it comes as no surprise that TheGas' two nominations both came courtesy of Bristol City fans. Frankly, he seems like a top bloke and I'd like to congratulate him on promotion.
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Ratio: 0.12.


36th place (12 points)

Very poor poster, the fact he's been made a mod doesn't bode well.

Whitechapel (9+3)

Just to follow on from the above reason, Whitechapel is probably the biggest fucking joke of a mod ever seen. For a start, he clearly likes the societal dreg that is Jack Wilshere. Secondly, he's a fucking shit WUM and just a generally terrible human by all accounts. Who the fuck did he suck off in the storeroom of a Clintons to ascertain a modship? Laughable.
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Ratio: 0.21. Far too high.


35th place (12 points)​

C***
I'd like to uppercut this c*** into a pit full of aids riddled needles. Mortal Kombat stylee.

F-I-R-T-H-Y (10+2)

Well shit. Stunningly I do actually remember Firthy from TFF, but I think he posted a lot more in General Chat back then than he does now. I also love the fact that he appeared top of one person's list and low down on another. Great scenes.
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Ratio: 0.15. If anything, these four have shown that a low ratio = mug.​

 

[Posh Hammer]

Cant wait for my write up Steady. I can only begin to imagine the hate.

 

[Whitechapel]

I got off quite lightly, I expected more from Steady.

 

[thespus]

Who the fuck did he suck off in the storeroom of a Clintons to ascertain a modship? Laughable.
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[RavenBish]

How the fuck am I going to be higher than that absolute dickpuppet Firthy?!

 

[Spirederman]

Great headline for FIRTHY!!

Top notch Steady!!

 

[lordofthepies]

How the fuck am I going to be higher than that absolute dickpuppet Firthy?!

If you're not in the top 5 then there is no hope for the people of this forum.