Things We Hate

[smat]

 

[Christian Slater]

Another good example. Thanks Smat.

 

[JimJams]

I decree this thread worthy.

http://onefootballforum.co.uk/index.php?threads/the-long-hair-v-short-hair-debate.12796/

 

[mowgli]

It's simple. I can't think of a bloke with long hair who wouldn't look better having it short instead in my opinion. And masculinity doesn't come into it, how much of a 'bloke' someone comes across as isn't dictated by the length of his hair. I'm referring to appearance only.

Michael Bolton after he got rid of that dreadful mullet?

 

[SALTIRE]

Speaking as a baldy bastard, it does piss me off when people with great heads of hair constantly shave it, why would you tease us like that, WHY!?!

 

[epic73]

Speaking as a baldy bastard, it does piss me off when people with great heads of hair constantly shave it, why would you tease us like that, WHY!?!

Pepe needs it to headbutt Germans.

 

[JimJams]

Have you seen what Pepe looks like with hair? Yes, even more of a c*** than you thought possible.

 

[JimJams]

Ronaldos absolutely shite signature goal celebration. Looks even more pathetic against minnows.

 

[epic73]

Ronaldos absolutely shite signature goal celebration. Looks even more pathetic against minnows.

Did you just call Faroe Islands minnows?

 

[SALTIRE]

Have you seen what Pepe looks like with hair? Yes, even more of a c*** than you thought possible.

But at least he's got the choice to do something with it even if it does make him look even more stupid - thats just cruel to tease us baldies!

 

[Craig]

Bald people.

 

[Aber gas]

But at least he's got the choice to do something with it even if it does make him look even more stupid - thats just cruel to tease us baldies!

I have a fine head of thick hair but sadly in order to grow a lovely bouffant I have to suffer the "microphone" stage in which my hair is reminiscent of a young Fred West. I'm not prepared for this indignity so a 0 every couple of weeks is a must.

 

[epic73]

I have a fine head of thick hair

Aren't you bald?

 

[SALTIRE]

I have a fine head of thick hair but sadly in order to grow a lovely bouffant I have to suffer the "microphone" stage in which my hair is reminiscent of a young Fred West. I'm not prepared for this indignity so a 0 every couple of weeks is a must.

It must be bad if you resemble Fred West!

I don't mind my baldness tbh as I have a ba' heid as my dad called it and the shape of my skull accentuates it nicely - that's what I tell myself anyway...

 

[Aber gas]

Aren't you bald?

Can't you read?

 

[Aber gas]

It must be bad if you resemble Fred West!

I don't mind my baldness tbh as I have a ba' heid as my dad called it and the shape of my skull accentuates it nicely - that's what I tell myself anyway...

Just the hair salty

 

[Christian Slater]

Where do we stand on pubes, pals?

 

[Aber gas]

Where do we stand on pubes, pals?

Not one for a full forest but a nicely maintained thatch is fine and manly imvho.

 

[SALTIRE]

Where do we stand on pubes, pals?

Thicker the better (on a bloke) as its less itchy than when its shaved I've found though maybe I done it wrong!

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Where do we stand on pubes, pals?

Fuck trimming, load of effort and tends to get itchy if overdone.

Don't really care if a bird has them either as long as it's not a massive 80's porn bush.

Yes, yes, sexism, but I can't help what I prefer.

 

[Christian Slater]

Not one for a full forest but a nicely maintained thatch is fine and manly imvho.

How far does this maintenance go? Short back and sides, inch length, bald? I imagine you'd look like the chap in the film 'Powder' if the latter.

 

[Christian Slater]

I've not experienced this itching you chaps are suffering. Are you washing your undies with regularity?

 

[JaseTheVillain]

I've not experienced this itching you chaps are suffering. Are you washing your undies with regularity?

Don't wear them unless it's extremely cold, or very hot (no one likes chafing).

 

[Aber gas]

How far does this maintenance go? Short back and sides, inch length, bald? I imagine you'd look like the chap in the film 'Powder' if the latter.

I've not seen that film Christian but I assume it's not particularly flattering.
Just a bit of simple trimming for me. No one needs to see encroaching pubes when I don the engerrland trunks I unleash at the first sight of sunlight.

 

[Christian Slater]

Don't wear them unless it's extremely cold, or very hot (no one likes chafing).

Your penis will show when you forget to zip up your pants.

 

[Stevencc]

Guys, don't talk about this shit in front of Epic.

 

[epic73]

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Your penis will show when you forget to zip up your pants.

Most of my jeans are button up anyway, besides, I'm not ashamed of my winky.

 

[SALTIRE]

Wait till you discover wanking, or is it fapping the Yanks call it? Anyway you won't be seen outside your room for weeks!

Mind you if you are a Republican then they'll tell you you'll be going straight to hell, so be careful!!

 

[epic73]

Wait till you discover wanking, or is it fapping the Yanks call it? Anyway you won't be seen outside your room for weeks!

Mind you if you are a Republican then they'll tell you you'll be going straight to hell, so be careful!!

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