Munkiki
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With the crowd chattering excitedly about the epicness of the rap battle, the rap judge comes out to crown the winner. He hovers his hand over Juggernaut's head... the noise subsides. It's the most awkward of silences. "Ok... moving on..." his hand hovers over Maleficent, the noise level rapdily rises again. "Good, good... this'll be tough to beat..." He moves along, now with his hand above Super Meat Boy, the crowd goes wild - a deafening standing ovation. "We have our winner!", he declares holding up SMB's hand.
Quahog – Middleweight
Double Dice
Scorpion (3DD) vs Big Daddy (STAG) vs Dutch (T6)
Knowing losing a territory could cost his team a member, Scorpion isn't messing about. He comes out strong, keeping Big Daddy and Dutch on their toes. Big Daddy is the first fall, taking the full force of Scorpion's teleport punch. Despite all his effort though, Scorpion is unable to finish the job and Dutch pulls out his Submachine Gun, blowing the demon ninja to bits.
South Park – Heavyweight
Godzilla (SBF) vs Trevor Philips (GNC)
A giant lizard monster against a human. There should only be one winner but this is 1FF Wars. The sociopath somehow decimates Godzilla. How? I'll leave that up to your imagination because I have no idea.
Mt Olympus – Heavyweight
The Wicked Witch of the West (T6) vs Captain America (STAG)
Cap was heavy favourite with the Witch looking a bit out of her depth. Despite a below-par performance, perhaps a bit lethargic from having just been... well... dead, the Avenger makes short work of this fight.
Jakku – Bonus – £500,000
Random Character Fight
Jafar/Wolverine/Professor Xavier (GNC) vs Daenerys Targaryen/The Cylons/Scorpion (3DD) vs Genie of the Lamp/Aladdin/Velociraptor (STAG) vs Goofy/Donatello/Raphael (T6)
Complete mayhem, as you'd probably expect from a 12-character brawl. While Jafar and Prof X team up to take down Aladdin, the Cylons and Wolverine immediately target the turtles as their biggest threat. Donatello, caught in a scrap with Scorpion and a Velociraptor, is unable get to Raphael in time after finishing them off and can only watch on as his brother falls at the hands of AI and mutant. Adrenaline running through her veins, Daenerys strangles Jafar with her bare hands while Goofy takes out Prof X as he goes to help. Alert to the danger, Goofy uses his shield to deflect an attack from the Genie towards Daenerys, a decent effort from her but down she goes. The Genie is the next to bow out, ending Stag's involvement.
With Wolverine, the Cylons and Donatello still locked in an intense battle, Goofy jumps in right in to provide aid to his teammate. He does enough to put off Wolverine but is knocked flying by the Cylons. An off-balance Wolverine can do nothing to prevent Donatello from KOing him and GNC's chances of defending Jakku. Fully pumped up and wanting revenge for his brother, Donatello raises his game to another level to finish off the Cylons and claim the win for T6.
Quahog – Middleweight
Double Dice
Scorpion (3DD) vs Big Daddy (STAG) vs Dutch (T6)
Knowing losing a territory could cost his team a member, Scorpion isn't messing about. He comes out strong, keeping Big Daddy and Dutch on their toes. Big Daddy is the first fall, taking the full force of Scorpion's teleport punch. Despite all his effort though, Scorpion is unable to finish the job and Dutch pulls out his Submachine Gun, blowing the demon ninja to bits.
South Park – Heavyweight
Godzilla (SBF) vs Trevor Philips (GNC)
A giant lizard monster against a human. There should only be one winner but this is 1FF Wars. The sociopath somehow decimates Godzilla. How? I'll leave that up to your imagination because I have no idea.
Mt Olympus – Heavyweight
The Wicked Witch of the West (T6) vs Captain America (STAG)
Cap was heavy favourite with the Witch looking a bit out of her depth. Despite a below-par performance, perhaps a bit lethargic from having just been... well... dead, the Avenger makes short work of this fight.
Jakku – Bonus – £500,000
Random Character Fight
Jafar/Wolverine/Professor Xavier (GNC) vs Daenerys Targaryen/The Cylons/Scorpion (3DD) vs Genie of the Lamp/Aladdin/Velociraptor (STAG) vs Goofy/Donatello/Raphael (T6)
Complete mayhem, as you'd probably expect from a 12-character brawl. While Jafar and Prof X team up to take down Aladdin, the Cylons and Wolverine immediately target the turtles as their biggest threat. Donatello, caught in a scrap with Scorpion and a Velociraptor, is unable get to Raphael in time after finishing them off and can only watch on as his brother falls at the hands of AI and mutant. Adrenaline running through her veins, Daenerys strangles Jafar with her bare hands while Goofy takes out Prof X as he goes to help. Alert to the danger, Goofy uses his shield to deflect an attack from the Genie towards Daenerys, a decent effort from her but down she goes. The Genie is the next to bow out, ending Stag's involvement.
With Wolverine, the Cylons and Donatello still locked in an intense battle, Goofy jumps in right in to provide aid to his teammate. He does enough to put off Wolverine but is knocked flying by the Cylons. An off-balance Wolverine can do nothing to prevent Donatello from KOing him and GNC's chances of defending Jakku. Fully pumped up and wanting revenge for his brother, Donatello raises his game to another level to finish off the Cylons and claim the win for T6.
How sweet that music is to my ears!!
