1FF Wars

[Stagat]

Here's that TFF Wars 'time capsule' I promised:

Nice! Had completely forgotten we were the only team too cool to have a theme tune.

Noticed The Ghostbusters too! Whatever happened to them? If only they'd have been in this edition. Miss those guys.

 

[last request]

Nice! Had completely forgotten we were the only team too cool to have a theme tune.

Noticed The Ghostbusters too! Whatever happened to them? If only they'd have been in this edition. Miss those guys.

Think we may have just uncovered the reason for Oaf's vendetta against SUTSS. Has anyone actually been offered any of the other Ghostbusters besides Winston in this Wars? I'm considering a possible theory that for a wind up Oaf has only included Winston so you can't even collect the other Ghostbusters (assume 3DD don't mind me discussing his power as the cat might be out of the bag), not that I would expect anyone to even try. :hesk:

 

[last request]

We have been offered 2 of the others.

Does that include the times 3DD have tried to sell you Winston? You realise Winston is the black guy right, and there is only 1 black Ghostbuster?

 

[Magic]

Winston is mvp.

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[Spirederman]

That Chavs roster and the money in the bank..



Where have we gone wrong this time round??

 

[Spirederman]

No change in the highest wage payers though.

We've always been above average payers which is why so many characters are happy to join us.

 

[Munkiki]

Oaf mentioned it would get harder from this point.....

Changes:

Prizes for winning fights:
Uncontested – £75,000 down to £45,000
Lightweight – £50,000 down to £30,000
Middleweight – £125,000 down to £75,000
Heavyweight – £200,000 down to £120,000

Territory boosts:
Monetary gain – £25,000 per territory down to £10,000 per territory.
Roster population cap – 3 characters per territory down to 2 characters per territory.

Medbay results:
Dutch doesn't heal
Raphael heals 1HP
Walter White (already full health)
The Wicked Witch of the West heals 1HP
John Cena heals 1HP
Hulk Hogan doesn't heal
Lex Luthor (already full health)
Donatello heals 1HP

Other stuff:

SBF gather around to say a few words and mourn their losses. Afterwards Barry suggests they get some drinks in honour of Maleficent and Mewtwo. All agreeing they suddenly realise one of them is missing. After a few minutes of frantic search, the missing party member is found. Stay Puft has been savagely beaten by a hitman. He loses 1HP.

It's not the end of his problems though as his recovery doesn't go quite go to plan. Someone spikes his medicine with deadly poison. Fortunately for Stay, they discover it early and manage to aquire an antidote. He loses another 1HP but survives death.

Elsewhere, Wolverine is successful in regenerating his health. He gains 1HP.


OP fully updated. Offers on their way.

 

[Leewilson]

Haha, seeing Psycho Mantis brings back memories. I had most of you convinced at one point that I was going to use Mantis to control a member of your team and bring them over to ours. Much better than my Winston attempt this time.

We had a belting roster at one point. Smaug was a great character and Hulk was destructive. From memory, we were hardly offered a leader in the game and with the dice benefits, we couldn't compete when it got to the latter stages, even if Hulk was awesome.

 

[Spirederman]

Reem's odd looking wages, as threatened by SBF

Who had that power LR???

Smaug was killed off not longer after IIRC leaving them in trouble.

Our roster from that point just grew stronger, we added Optimus Prime and The Reapers who I can remember, both 1M+ signings, we were too OP come the end for anyone else to stand a chance.

Bub and Bob had a great power, John Marston was our Rockstar Games equivalent of Trev, but not quite as successful.

Half the territories held at the moment LR has captured and that rose also.

We were UNSTOPPABLE.

But yeah, Psycho Mantis... Lee had us fooled..... We gained revenge though by spinning the biggest yarn ever about The Reapers power.


MEMORIES

 

[last request]

Are the special territories like Vice City any less likely to come up in this than normal territories? I'm guessing not because I don't remember that said. Feels like by coincidence they have appeared less than average though in this.

 

[last request]

Reem's odd looking wages, as threatened by SBF

Who had that power LR???

It was V. We were quite torn between using it against you and Reem. We didn't have any big BR characters at that point though, but did have the most money so tried to force Superman to auction (after threatening all three teams which I probably didn't handle all that well ).

You couldn't trade in that game, but Terry Tibbs had a single use ability to allow one trade to happen. When the Cov City Massive were heading out they were nice enough to give us the money makers Lex Luthor and Jesse Pinkman for free via Terry Tibbs. Love those guys. Probably why Oaf brought in that "fair trade" thing this time - the spoilsport :hesk:

 

[Oaf]

When's the deadline Oaf ?

I'll go with 7:30pm tomorrow. Not entirely sure I'll be around for it, but we shall see.

Are there any shitty transformers this time around? Who are The Reapers?

There are transformers. And the Reapers are from the Mass Effect games.

 

[Munkiki]

Professor Chaos sneaks into the break room at T6 HQ. Using his own invention, he replaces the jam filling in all the doughnuts with sour mayonnaise. He chuckles to himself as he makes his escape.

Later, the unsuspecting members of Team 6 treat themselves to a doughnut. It leaves a nasty taste in the mouth but no real harm is done.

GNC buy:

Dice Upgrade – £50,000 (upgrades the dice of a character of your choosing)

STAG buy:

Poison – £100,000 £75,000 (has a 50% chance of doing 1HP damage to a character of your choosing)

They immediately administer it to the sleeping Stay Puft. He is killed.

STAG sign:

Optimus Prime – 18BR 3HP 1D6 – £1,000,000 £750,000/£60,000 – Leader: Truth, Justice, Freedom

And give him their ADAM Vial, boosting him +1BR.

GNC upgrade Wolverine's dice to a D12 and he gets a +2BR boost through training at Xavier's School.

3DD give Kevin McCallister their ADAM Vial, boosting him +1BR.

 

[Stagat]

 

[Techno Natch]

Finally.

 

[SUTSS]

Without Stay Puft around Super Meat Boy is now free to dominate!

 

[PaulHaddock]

Stags going all out; will all end in tears.

 

[Leewilson]

Blimey. Stags, going all out when the prize money has just dropped is very bold. You need nothing but perfection in fights pretty much or else you're in deep shit.

SBF look fucked really don't they which is crazy because it wasn't too long ago I had them as favourites to win.

Hard to call between GNC, T6 and ourselves. Although T6 look very well organised and very money efficient, the top end of GNC's roster is formidable. I dare say Wolverine is the most deadly character in the game with that regeneration power. So he can seemingly lose battles and has a very good chance of regenerating a hp every week. That's formidable.

 

[last request]

I see the tears flowing hard after 2 and a half months of Stay Puft angst ends for Stags. That's it, let it all out now boys - the ordeal is over.

Shame you let it affect you EMOTIONALLY to the point that you gave up Xavier's School for peanuts just to kill him, when the other teams got Zuul'd as bad as you did (in fact 3CC got it worse than anyone).

 

[HarvSFC]

Don't take your eyes off of the scientist, Lee.

 

[Spirederman]

Never thought I'd see Prime as anything other than a Chav.

Judge.

 

[Leewilson]

Don't take your eyes off of the scientist, Lee.

Meh. If it was that useful, you'd have used it with Beast.

 

[HarvSFC]

Meh. If it was that useful, you'd have used it with Beast.

We were using it....... It's to do with offers.

 

[Leewilson]

We were using it....... It's to do with offers.

Ahhh so it's items (med packs etc).

 

[last request]

Just realised it's going to be a slow, painful death for us with Oaf back in control.

 

[Munkiki]

How do you check how many posts have been posted by each person in a thread/PM?

Just asked Munks to do it for ours.

Finally had a bit of time to look into this.

GNC – 1662: Spirederman 588 (35.4%), MagpieBee 460 (27.7%), PaulHaddock 331 (19.9%), HarvSFC 146 (8/8%), Munkiki+Oaf 137 (8.2%)
STAG – 1146: Dave 420 (36.6%), Stagat 333 (29.2%), Techno Natch 180 (15.7%), SUTSS 124 (10.8%), Munkiki+Oaf 85 (7.4%), Steady 2 (0.2%)
3DD – 751: Leewilson 300 (39.9%), The Hand of Dom 176 (23.4%), Magic 108 (14.4%), Veggie Legs 92 (12.3%), Munkiki+Oaf 75 (10.0%)
SBF – 394: last request 203 (51.5%), Don Tonberry 90 (22.8%), Munkiki+Oaf 69 (17.5%), James 25 (6.3%), Cardsfan 7 (1.8%)
T6 – 259: markpvfc 94 (36.3%), IanH 84 (32.4%), Munkiki+Oaf 61 (23.6%), TheMinsterman 19 (7.3%), silkyman 1 (0.4%)
3CC – 142: hodge 55 (38.7%), TomPNE94 31 (21.8%), JoeJoeJoeJoe 25 (17.6%), Munkiki+Oaf 22 (15.5%), JJH 9 (6.3%)

Main Thread – 1400:

Individual:
Spirederman (GNC) 333
Munkiki+Oaf 304
last request (SBF) 134
Leewilson (3DD) 130
Dave (STAG) 84
SUTSS (STAG) 56
Stagat (STAG) 41
HarvSFC (GNC) 37
PaulHaddock (GNC) 36
Magic (3DD) 35
MagpieBee (GNC) 32
The Hand of Dom (3DD) 30
IanH (T6) 29
James (SBF/NA) 26
Techno Natch (STAG), Veggie Legs (3DD) 19
JoeJoeJoeJoe (3CC) 15
Don Tonberry (SBF) 13
hodge (3CC) 12
markpvfc (T6) 10
TomPNE94 (3CC) 3
epic73, Kevin Mcallister 1

Team:
GNC 438
Munkiki+Oaf 304
3DD 214
STAG 200
SBF (+turncoat James) 173
T6 39
3CC 30
Misc 2

Main Thread + PMs Combined
Spirederman 921
Munkiki+Oaf 869
Dave 504
MagpieBee 492
Leewilson 430
Stagat 376
PaulHaddock 367
last request 337
The Hand of Dom 206
Techno Natch 199
HarvSFC 183
SUTSS 180
Magic 143
IanH 113
Veggie Legs 111
markpvfc 104
Don Tonberry 103
hodge 67
Rammy 51
JoeJoeJoeJoe 40
TomPNE94 34
TheMinsterman 19
JJH 9
Cardsfan 7
Steady 2
silkyman 1
KevinMcallister 1
epic73 1

 

[Leewilson]

Precisely 300 of Spirederman's posts in this thread have been him talking to himself.

Also, OAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!

 

[MagpieBee]

3rd place... Not sure whether to be proud or not

 

[Oaf]

Right, gonna try and do a fight card now. But in the mean time...

Snow White is taught the bare necessities of life, giving her +1BR. So she is now a Disney Princess who is a part cylon and has another guys personality taking her over via her grafted on arm, and has been trained by a bear.

Oh yeah, and a heads up about this next fight card... you ain't gonna like it. You may notice a recurring theme...

 

[Oaf]

Vice City
Lightweight
Death Match
3DD vs SBF

Quahog
Lightweight
Death Match
T6 vs GNC

Wonderland
Lightweight
Death Match
STAG vs SBF

Tardis
Middleweight
Death Match
3DD vs 1

Ogrimmar
Middleweight
Death Match
3DD vs 1

WWE Arena
Middleweight
Death Match
SBF vs STAG

South Park
Heavyweight
Death Match
GNC vs 1

Mount Olympus
Heavyweight
Death Match
STAG vs GNC

Rapture
Heavyweight
BONUS - Winning team recieves £1,000,000 PLUS a character worth at least £700,000 with NO WAGES.
Death Match
STAG vs 3DD vs 1 vs 1 vs 1 vs 1 vs 1 vs 1 vs 1 vs 1

3 spots on the regular card each, plus you can each have TWO spots on the bonus fight per team. If you enter two characters into the bonus fight and one of your characters wins, the other one will not be killed.

Deadline: 3pm tomorrow!