1FF Wars

[The Hand of Dom]

I agree SUTSS, they should be focusing entirely on 3DD and T6.

The only 2 in with a real chance of winning this.

Your 'mind games' are see through.

It's a pretty even playing field at the moment. No one is out of a chance of winning and you're probably a tiny bit in front of everyone else.

 

[Munkiki]

WWE Arena – Lightweight
STAG vs SBF

Nostromo – Lightweight
GNC vs 3DD vs T6

Winterfell – Middleweight
Medbay Fight (each character on the winner's team has a 60% chance of healing 1HP)
T6 vs SBF

Pokémon Stadium – Middleweight
Hitman Fight (the winner acquires a hitman)
STAG vs SBF

Orgrimmar – Heavyweight
Death Match (the loser is killed off)
GNC vs 3DD vs 1

TARDIS – Heavyweight
STAG vs 3DD vs GNC

Wonderland – Bonus
Coupon game strong (the winning team's offers can be purchased at 75% of their value)
T6 vs 3DD vs GNC vs STAG

3 each + bonus

Harsh week for Stagnificent as they have to defend three while Grim New Chavs & Team 6 each have two territories come up.

Deadline: Thursday, 3pm

 

[last request]

Poke stadium bold

wwe arena bold

 

[last request]

winterfell bold

 

[Magic]

3DD to WWE Arena
3DD to Orgimmar
3DD to Wonderland

 

[Magic]

3DD to Nostromo then.

 

[PaulHaddock]

GNC to Wonderland

 

[Stagat]

Stags to Wonderland

 

[Leewilson]

3DD to Tardis

 

[MagpieBee]

GNC to Tardis

 

[IanH]

T6 to Nostromo

 

[last request]

 

[last request]

I missed it yesterday, but I am absolutely chuffed 3DD released Snow over Winston.

Would have been a massive loss to the game, future Wars legend in the making.

Speaking of Wars Legends, I still haven't got over how shit Oaf made Howard in this.

 

[Oaf]

Oi, Howard was exactly the same I think He just got killed off fast this time around...

Big thanks to Munks for once again keeping this going while I fucked off for a few days.

And wait, we're on week 20 now? Ooooh. Shit's gonna start to hit the fan at a rapid pace now. When we got to week 10, I said we moved from easy to medium difficulty. Starting next week, we move onto hard.

It was pointed out back along that this has ran for about 2 and a half months so far... starting next week, we see the beginning of the end.

 

[IanH]

All I know is that I wouldn't want to be sitting on a bloated roster right now.

 

[Spirederman]

All I know is that I wouldn't want to be sitting on a bloated roster right now.

Which is why you're clearly in front

 

[IanH]

Take a bow whoever wrote that Stagnificent rap, it's superb.

I bet Son of Cod will record a version on Vocaroo if we ask nicely enough.

 

[Munkiki]

WWE Arena – Lightweight
Bilbo Baggins – 5BR 1HP 1D6 (STAG) vs Liquid Snow White – 7BR 3HP 1D6 (SBF)

Nostromo – Lightweight
Jafar w/Valyrian Steel – 13BR 2HP 1D6 (GNC) vs Pikachu w/the Golden Axe – 11BR 1HP 1D6 (3DD) vs John Cena – 10BR 2HP 1D8 (T6)

Jafar (10BR) and Pikachu (8BR) turn up with weapons boosting them +3BR. John Cena doesn't care.

Winterfell – Middleweight
Medbay Fight (each character on the winner's team has a 60% chance of healing 1HP)
Dutch – 15BR 2HP 1D6 (T6) vs Dragon Maleficent – 15BR 1HP 1D6 (SBF)

But Dutch is ZUUL'd. Lex Luthor takes his place.

Lex Luthor – 13BR 5HP 1D6 (T6) vs Dragon Maleficent – 15BR 1HP 1D6 (SBF)

Pokémon Stadium – Middleweight
Hitman Fight (the winner acquires a hitman)
Big Daddy – 15BR 2HP 1D8 (STAG) vs Mewtwo – 12BR 1HP 1D6 (SBF)

STAG give Big Daddy a dice upgrade boosting him to 1D8.

Orgrimmar – Heavyweight
Death Match (the loser is killed off)
Abe (GNC) – 2BR 3HP 1D6 vs Winston Zeddemore – 3BR 2HP 1D6 (3DD)

Sorry guys, only one of you can die...

TARDIS – Heavyweight
Velociraptor – 12BR 1HP 1D6 (STAG) vs The Cylons w/Portal Gun – 20BR 2HP 1D8 (3DD) vs Juggernaut – 14BR 1HP 1D8 (GNC)

Wonderland – Bonus
Coupon game strong (the winning team's offers can be purchased at 75% of their value)
Donatello – 19BR 2HP 1D8 (T6) vs Daenerys Targaryen – 2BR 1HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Predator – 19BR 3HP 1D6 (GNC) vs Dr. Manhattan – 20BR unlimited HP 2D6 (STAG)

RIP Daenerys.

 

[Magic]

Looking forward to the titanic battle at Orgrimmar.

 

[last request]

Come on Winston!

 

[Magic]

We've said all along that Winston is a threat in heavyweight battles...

 

[last request]

I've actually found (don't ask how) a roster update and card from the last Wars - week 35 (flippin heck that was a long war, week 35 wasn't even the last gameweek ). I'll post it later as a bit of a blast from the past.

 

[Munkiki]

WWE Arena – Lightweight
Bilbo Baggins (STAG) vs Liquid Snow White (SBF)

As Snow enters the arena, Bilbo gets in a sneaky shot. He knows he's close to death and doesn't mind resorting to underhand tactics to give himself a chance. It might've worked if he wasn't just a hobbit. Snow merely brushes him off, sending him flying. The Liquid Snake and Cylon parts of her are ruthless. She goes over to him and stomps his head into the ground. Bilbo is dead.

Nostromo – Lightweight
Jafar w/Valyrian Steel (GNC) vs Pikachu w/the Golden Axe (3DD) vs John Cena (T6)

Armed with Valyrian Steel, Jafar was pretty much unstoppable. Even had Pikachu and Cena teamed up, they'd only have been able to tie. They didn't. Jafar disarms Pikachu with ease and while Cena has the Pokémon pinned, takes his opportunity to first slice straight through Pikachu then to deliver a knock-out blow to the wrestler.

Pikachu dies. Cena doesn't take damage for losing.

Winterfell – Middleweight
Medbay Fight (each character on the winner's team has a 60% chance of healing 1HP)
Lex Luthor (T6) vs Dragon Maleficent (SBF)

This was incredibly close. Lex performs pretty much to his maximum which proves to be just enough to kill off the dragon.

Pokémon Stadium – Middleweight
Hitman Fight (the winner acquires a hitman)
Big Daddy (STAG) vs Mewtwo (SBF)

Last time these two fought, a wish made it impossible for Mewtwo to win. A terrible die roll put an end to any hope of getting revenge. It's not a walkover this time but same outcome, Big Daddy drills through Mewtwo's skull. With the life draining out of him, Little Sister drains some ADAM.

Mewtwo dies. Stags gain an ADAM vial.

Orgrimmar – Heavyweight
Death Match (the loser is killed off)
Abe (GNC) vs Winston Zeddemore (3DD)

Okay, so Abe and Winston turn up, take one look at each other and breathe a sigh of relief. Having been resigned to their fate, both now fancy their chances of avoiding death. Winston comes out strong, too strong for Abe. He lives to fight another day while Abe is killed.

TARDIS – Heavyweight
Velociraptor (STAG) vs The Cylons w/Portal Gun (3DD) vs Juggernaut (GNC)

The Velociraptor is out of its depth and is killed very early, very easily. Juggernaut actually give the Cylons a really tough fight here (rolled the highest he possibly could) but they take everything he throws at them and return ten-fold. Eventually, with them portalling all over the place, he runs out of steam and they put him out of his misery.

Velociraptor and Juggernaut die.

Wonderland – Bonus
Coupon game strong (the winning team's offers can be purchased at 75% of their value)
Donatello (T6) vs Daenerys Targaryen (3DD) vs Predator (GNC) vs Dr. Manhattan (STAG)

Dr. Manhattan isn't a monster, he sees this could get ugly for Daenerys and so before the fight gets going, he puts her down as humanely as possible. Predator is not impressed by this gesture and flies towards the immensely powerful being. Donatello is much quicker and more agile than he though and eliminates the alien before he even lands a blow. The turtle isn't daft, he knows he has little chance of winning so instead offers a truce. He and Dr. Manhattan have a super-intelligent conversation that none of us would be able to follow. In the end, however, the latter grows bored of his questions and squishes him like a bug.

 

[PaulHaddock]

Well done Winston!

 

[last request]

The smooth bastard.

Shit week for the Sly Bastard Friends of the Galaxy though. We are definitely in 5th place now.

 

[Munkiki]

GNC:
Jafar gains +1BR
Gain +£50,000
Abe is killed
Lose Orgrimmar
Juggernaut is killed
Predator loses 1HP

3DD:
Pikachu is killed
Winston Zeddemore gains +1BR
Gain +£200,000
Gain Orgrimmar
The Cylons gain +1BR
Gain ADAM Vial
Gain +£200,000
Gain TARDIS
Daenerys Targaryen is killed

STAG:
Bilbo is killed
Lose WWE Arena
Big Daddy gains +1BR
Gain ADAM Vial
Gain +£125,000
Gain hitman
Velociraptor is killed
Lose TARDIS
Gain +£200,000
Gain Wonderland
Gain coupon

SBF:
Liquid Snow White gains +1BR
Gain +£50,000
Gain WWE Arena
Dragon Maleficent is killed
Mewtwo is killed

T6:
John Cena doesn't take damage
Lex Luthor gains +1BR
Gain +£125,000
Gain medbay access
Donatello loses 1HP
Lose Wonderland

I'll update the OP then hand over to Oaf for Week 21.

 

[Leewilson]

Well in Winston. Another territory and heavyweight prize money. Thank you very much.

 

[IanH]

What about all our other characters maybe gaining 1HP?

 

[last request]

Here's that TFF Wars 'time capsule' I promised:

Team Reem
Leewilson, Posh Hammer, The Hand of Dom

Team theme tune: "The Only Way is Up" - Yazz

Money: £534,050
Combined Weekly Wages: -£119,750


Roster:
Crash Bandicoot 16, 2hp, £350,000, £33,750, none, 2
Iron Man 15, 2hp, £500,000, NA, Money Maker (+£50,000), 2
Smaug 20, 3hp, £2,000,000, NA, Money Maker (+£200,000), 2
Spider Man 16, 3hp, £400,000, £54,000, Unique Ability! Spider reflexes, 2
The Incredible Hulk 22, 2hp, £1,200,000, £135,000, Heavy Hitter/Unique Ability: Anger issues, 2
Zeus, 14, 3hp, £350,000, £45,000, Leader, 1
Psycho Mantis, 14, 3hp, £300,000, £42,000, Unique Ability: I can read you like an open book, 1
Thor, 16, 3hp, £700,000, £60,000, Heavy Hitter, 2

Territories: £40,000 per week
Stormwind
Middle-Earth

Graveyard:
The Yellow Lantern
NicktheDagger
Tidus
John Locke
Zidane Tribal
Sweet Tooth

CHAVS
Villaboy, Spirederman, HarvSFC, Gashead

Team theme tune: "I am the resurrection" Stone Roses

Money: £2,632,000
Combined Weekly Wages: -£391,000

Roster:
Gollum 5, 2hp, £60,000, £8,000, none, 1
Captain America 17, 2hp, £450,000, £40,000, Leader, 2
Gandalf 21, 2hp, £650,000, £45,000, You shall not pass!, 2
Harry Potter 19, 2hp, £350,000, £35,000, Potential, 2
Optimus Prime 20, 2hp, £1,000,000, £60,000, Leader, 1
Rick Grimes 7, 2hp, £90,000, £25,000, Leader, 1
The Ghostbusters 9, 4hp, £300,000, £29,000, Dont Cross the Streams, 1
Nathan Drake, 14, 3hp, £230,000, £39,000, Lucky, 1
The Smoke Monster, 16, 1hp, £650,000, £45,000, Judgement, 1
Bub and Bob, 5, 2hp, £100,000, £5000, none, 1
Megatron, 17, 3hp, £1,000,000, £60,000, Leader, 1

Territories: £200,000 per week
Tatooine
New Vegas
Kings Landing
Gotham City
Wembley Stadium
Pandora
Green Hill Zone
Skyrim
Viridian City
Mushroom Kingdom

Graveyard:
Spyro the Dragon
Troll
John Marston
Tommy Vercetti
Ace Ventura
Dovahkiin

Super Best Friends
Last Request, Rammy, Don Tonberry, CraigBFC

Team theme tune: "I'll be there for you" - the Rembrants

Money: £1,195,500
Combined Weekly Wages: -£241,500

Roster:
Bowser 17, 3hp, £300,000, £30,000, Leader, 1
Andrew Ryan 4, 3hp, £250,000, £30,000, Leader, 1
Frodo and Sam, 9, 1hp, £100,000, £10,000, none, 2
Terry Tibbs, 4, 1hp, £80,000, £4000, None, 1
Stringer Bell 6, 1hp, £120,000, NA, Money Maker (+20,000), 1
Lex Luthor 13, 2hp, £400,000, NA, Money Maker (+£50,000), 2
Jesse Pinkman 4, 3hp, £200,000, NA, Money Maker (+£50,000), 1
Superman, 20, 4hp, £1,500,000, £187,500, Unique Ability: Man of Steel, 2
Galactus 20, 2hp, £1,500,000, £100,000, Heavy Hitter/Unique Ability: World Eater, 2

Territories: £80,000 per week
Springfield
Plymouth
The Golden Saucer
Rapture

Graveyard:
Spock
Howard from Halifax
Magneto
Creeper
Gene Hunt
Venom
Squall Leonhart
Angry Birds
V (V for Vendetta)
Jabba the Hutt
Homer Simpson
Neo

Team Stagnificent
Steady, Stagat, NatchZider2005, SUTSS, Rich McLean

Team theme tune:

Money: £2,523,000
Combined Weekly Wages: +£32,000

Roster:
Super Meat Boy 3, 9999hp, £300,000, £30,000, none, 1
Steve (Minecraft), 5, 2hp, £200,000, £38,000, Builder, 3
Walter White 3, 2hp, £700,000, NA, Money Maker (+£100,000)/The One Who Knocks, 1

Territories: £80,000 per week
Los Santos
Avengers Tower
The Lost Island
USS Enterprise

Graveyard:
Bulbasaur
Jordan Belfort
Sephiroth
Tony Soprano
Professor Xavier
Jack Torrance
Cloud Strife
Abe
Donkey Kong
Kratos
The Joker

???
Gordon Freeman 21, 1hp, £500,000, £60,000, Unique Ability: G-Man, 2

Team Oaf

GLaDOS 0, 1hp, £600,000, £50,000, Unique Ability: For Science, 0
Symbiote Suit Sonic the Hedgehog, 20, 1hp, £600,000, £60,000, Unique Ability: Catch him if you can, 2
Voldemort, 19, 2hp, £600,000, £65,000, Leader, 2


Right, into week 35... the last week that territories will hold 4 characters. The fact is that Reem MUST capture a territory this week, otherwise they will be forced to lose some characters.


Wembley

Winner will recieve a character offer (guaranteed 12br or more)

Chavs vs 1


Mushroom Kingdom

Chavs vs 1


Skyrim

Death Match

Chavs vs 1


Plymouth

Double or Nothing

SBF X 2 vs 2


Gotham City

Random character offer

Chavs vs 1


Oaf HQ

Death Match

£500,000 prize money

Symbiote Suit Sonic vs 1

Sonic gets +2 dice

 

[PaulHaddock]

That Stags roster though.