1FF Wars

[Oaf]

Corr, look at me, I actually have the fight card all up and ready to go right on cue (So long as my god damned PC doesn't decide to die right on time, again).

One team is gonna be PISSED.

Yeah, it's you. You're probably sat there thinking "oh, that'll be us, it's always us". And yeah, it is, and yeah, it's you again.

 

[PaulHaddock]

Oh, that'll be us, it's always us.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

As long as it isn't us, I'm happy.

 

[Oaf]

Golden Rod City
Lightweight
Battle of the minds!
3DD vs SBF

South Park
Lightweight
GNC vs STAG

WWE Arena
Lightweight
STAG vs T6

Pokemon Stadium
Middleweight
STAG vs 1

Jurassic Park
Middleweight
T6 vs 3DD

Xaviers School
Middleweight
3DD (2) vs 2

Nostromo
Middleweight
GNC vs 1

Mt Olympus
Heavyweight
GNC vs OAF

Rapture
Heavyweight
T6 vs 1 vs 1

Wonderland
Bonus: Winner receives a free character from a WEIGHT CLASS of their choosing, holding an EVERSTONE (BR will be locked at either 10, 15 or 20 BR, BR cannot be reduced or increased through anything, be it items, abilities or whatever)
SBF vs STAG vs 3DD vs 1 vs 1

IN B4 YOU BECAUSE I’M A CHEAT: TEAM OAF TO MT OLYMPUS.

Ok, GNC, now I know what you’re thinking. But yes, that was completely random

The last thing you needed right now was to have to defend all of your remaining 3 territories. But with you only owning 3 of the 21 in total and just 10 of them up for grabs, what were the chances of all three of them showing up? Well, the gods of 1FF don’t give a damn about the odds, because they’re fucking you over anyway.

SBF can feel pretty hard done by too, having to defend one of their last two territories in a heavyweight fight with 5BR being the highest of any of their characters.

3 spots and then the bonus.

Deadline: 3pm tomorrow. Which should hopefully be enough time for me to get that done before heading out in the evening.

 

[last request]

goldenrod city bold

 

[PaulHaddock]

GNC to Xavs School

Scrap that

 

[Stagat]

South Park bold

 

[Stagat]

Wonderland

 

[Magic]

3dd Jurassic park (bold)

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[Leewilson]

3DD to Bonus

 

[Spirederman]

Fucked over.

Game over.

Fuck off.

 

[Leewilson]

Fucked over.

Game over.

Fuck off.

This is about the 4th game over.

 

[Leewilson]

Oaf, how does the Battle of the Minds work again? Is it done at an agreed time?

 

[Spirederman]

Oaf, you are aware that Trevor will always be GNC right?

Taking his own life permanently at Mt Olympus for our cause.

Foolish move from Team Oaf.

 

[markpvfc]

T6 to WWE Arena

 

[Spirederman]

No one going to Xaviers school??

Madness.

 

[Oaf]

Oaf, how does the Battle of the Minds work again? Is it done at an agreed time?

Both teams put in a character, and 4 questions are asked about the two characters involved (With everybodies favorite system, the fastest finger first, coming into play)... three correct answers gets a win, 2 each gets a draw. And yeah, it's done at an agreed time... my plan is to run it bang on 3pm tomorrow. Right now, I see no reason that shouldn't happen as planned, but you never know. I want to try to fit in all of the results before I head out a couple hours afterwards, but we shall see...

Golden Rod City
Lightweight
Battle of the minds!
3DD vs SBF

South Park
Lightweight
GNC vs STAG

WWE Arena
Lightweight
STAG vs T6

Pokemon Stadium
Middleweight
STAG vs 1

Jurassic Park
Middleweight
T6 vs 3DD

Xaviers School
Middleweight
3DD (2) vs 2

Nostromo
Middleweight
GNC vs 1

Mt Olympus
Heavyweight
GNC vs OAF

Rapture
Heavyweight
T6 vs 1 vs 1

Wonderland
Bonus: Winner receives a free character from a WEIGHT CLASS of their choosing, holding an EVERSTONE (BR will be locked at either 10, 15 or 20 BR, BR cannot be reduced or increased through anything, be it items, abilities or whatever)
SBF vs STAG vs 3DD vs 1 vs 1

 

[Magic]

Both teams put in a character, and 4 questions are asked about the two characters involved (With everybodies favorite system, the fastest finger first, coming into play)

It is at this point that I can truly say, not having Alan Partridge in the game is a disgrace. Who the fuck are half these people?!

 

[Veggie Legs]

The last thing you needed right now was to have to defend all of your remaining 3 territories. But with you only owning 3 of the 21 in total and just 10 of them up for grabs, what were the chances of all three of them showing up? Well, the gods of 1FF don’t give a damn about the odds, because they’re fucking you over anyway.

I think it's about 9%, so it's not incredibly unlikely.

 

[Oaf]

It is at this point that I can truly say, not having Alan Partridge in the game is a disgrace. Who the fuck are half these people?!

All characters in this game are awesome*. You just need to do some research

Alan Partridge did not meet the "awesome" requirements to make it into the game.

*Yes, that includes the magic broom, the dancing milk carton and the Lemmings. Shut up.

 

[Magic]

All characters in this game are awesome*. You just need to do some research

Alan Partridge did not meet the "awesome" requirements to make it into the game.

*Yes, that includes the magic broom, the dancing milk carton and the Lemmings. Shut up.

You chose a character endorsed by James. Say no fucking more.

 

[Spirederman]

Yeah Oaf, where the fuck is Zippy??

Has he been offered to ANYONE??

Disgraceful if so and he wasn't purchased.

 

[Stagat]

Yeah Oaf, where the fuck is Zippy??

Has he been offered to ANYONE??

Disgraceful if so and he wasn't purchased.

We got offered him. He was about as good as your milk carton if memory serves.

 

[Spirederman]

His 'Nip from the Zip' power is something else mate.

You missed out there big-time.

 

[Spirederman]

I think it's about 9%, so it's not incredibly unlikely.

Having to defend all 9 in the space of 2 game weeks...

How likely was that to happen Veggie??

 

[Veggie Legs]

Last week you had a probability of having six out seven territories come up of 0.9%, so that's the really unlucky one. Both together would give you about 0.08%.

However, given the number of rounds and the number of possible events that could be considered unfortunate for one team, I don't think it's particularly surprising that one of them has happened.

 

[Spirederman]

Last week you had a probability of having six out seven territories come up of 0.9%, so that's the really unlucky one. Both together would give you about 0.08%.

However, given the number of rounds and the number of possible events that could be considered unfortunate for one team, I don't think it's particularly surprising that one of them has happened.

That's what I'm trying to get at Veggie. Once is understandable, but all of them coming up like they have in 2 weeks. The chances are very slim.

 

[Spirederman]

Unfortunate events have been our downfall.

Some unfortunately unfortunate due to human error. The others, being an absolute kick in the balls.

 

[Veggie Legs]

That's what I'm trying to get at Veggie. Once is understandable, but all of them coming up like they have in 2 weeks. The chances are very slim.

Indeed, my point is that while it's very unlikely that this exact pattern of events has happened, it's not particularly surprising that something as unlikely as this has happened.

Given that this game is 90% luck, I'm not sure you can really bemoan it too much when the luck goes against you.

 

[Stagat]

You want to see our win % under Oaf......

We'd have been home 'n' hosed if Munks had run every round.