1FF Wars

[HarvSFC]

Right, no time to do the summary/OP/offers and what not as I've got to get my arse in gear to get out. If Munkiki is unable to do it, I'll look to get back on here at some point after Argyles playoff tonight to sort that all out. And possibly punish SBF if the result doesn't go the way I want it to, because I'll hold Don Tonberry single handedly responsible.

And me and Spired are also Plymouth fans over these two legs and you treat us so poorly.

 

[PaulHaddock]

We could put Wolverine against the Milk Carton and still lose.

 

[last request]

We could put Wolverine against the Milk Carton and still lose.

It's THE CURSE OF THE INDEPENDENCE DAY UFO.

Since you signed that thing you've lost Xavier's School, Trevor, The UFO itself, acquired Barry Scott rather than one of the other 4 SBF characters at the time (tbf that was good luck in all honesty because BARRY SCOTT), had 6 territories come up in 1 gameweek, had all of your last 3 come up the next gameweek, given Super Meat Boy his first win in 13 fights (not including rap battles), and now you're bankrupt and have to release 2 characters as well as one of your top earners going to auction (by my calculations).

 

[Spirederman]

Fuck you all.

You horrible wretches.

 

[HarvSFC]

It's THE CURSE OF THE INDEPENDENCE DAY UFO.

Since you signed that thing you've lost Xavier's School, Trevor, The UFO itself, acquired Barry Scott rather than one of the other 4 SBF characters at the time (tbf that was good luck in all honesty because BARRY SCOTT), had 6 territories come up in 1 gameweek, had all of your last 3 come up the next gameweek, given Super Meat Boy his first win in 13 fights (not including rap battles), and now you're bankrupt and have to release 2 characters as well as one of your top earners going to auction (by my calculations).

You're forgetting the £1m we may have won for the Civil War bonus, we were just unfortunate to already have our teams locked in before Oaf extended the deadline and confirmed it was in fact a £750k character.

 

[Munkiki]

GNC:
Lose South Park
Butters loses 1HP
Gain £45,000
Gain £120,000
Gandalf gains 1BR

Roster over-capacity: 8/6 – need to release 2 characters

3DD:
Lose Goldenrod City
Charmander loses 1HP
Rorschach loses 1HP
Gain £45,000
Drax loses 1HP

STAG:
Gain £30,000
Gain South Park
Super Meat Boy gains 1BR
Gain £30,000
The Undertaker gains 2BR
Gain £45,000
Gain £120,000
Gain Wonderland
Gain a free character from weight class of their choice with an Everstone

SBF:
Gain £30,000
Gain Goldenrod City
Zapp Brannigan gains 1BR
Lose Wonderland
Magic Broom (3) is killed
Gain Magic Broom (4) [Disney] – 2BR 1HP 1D6 – £100,000/£3,000 – Duplication
Gain Magic Broom (5) [Disney] – 2BR 1HP 1D6 – £100,000/£3,000 – Duplication

T6:
Sterling Archer loses 1HP
Gain £75,000
Hulk Hogan gains 1BR
Gain £45,000

 

[Leewilson]

3DD:
Charmander cannot gain BR until evolved


SBF:
Zapp Brannigan loses 1HP

Charmander lost to Zapp Munks. Don't do an Oaf.

 

[Munkiki]

oops.

 

[SUTSS]

Super Meat Boy!!!!!!!

 

[Spirederman]

Pleeeeaaaase release them, let them gooooooo.

 

[Munkiki]

GNC release Kyle Broflovski and Predator.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

We could put Wolverine against the Milk Carton and still lose.

This made me laugh.

If only for picturing how Spire would react.

 

[Munkiki]

Wages/earnings paid.

GNC couldn't pay theirs so their highest earner - Professor Xavier - has gone to auction.

Week 26 is done.

I'm off so I'll leave Oaf to get started on Week 27, including running the auction.

 

[Veggie Legs]

What kind of auction is it?

 

[Stagat]

5 secret bids per team, lowest unique bid wins.

Right, Oaf?

 

[IanH]

If that's the case....We bid negative 10million.

 

[Stagat]

Hmm. Revealing one of your secret bids, eh? Or are you? Auction mind games have begun.

 

[Oaf]

Hm. Can't remember how auctions worked last time, but this is how they're gonna work this time.

Bidding will start at 10% of the characters value, so 60k. First team to say put that number, in bold, in this thread, take control of the auction. From when I see the bid, I will set a deadline... and if nobody else bids any higher before that deadline, they will win the auction.

Also, bids must be made in (at the very least) increments of 10% of the characters value... so in this case, increments of at least 60k. So nobody can be that twat who just keeps adding one more £ to it to draw it all out.

So... Professor X for 60k... any takers?

If nobody bids on him by 10pm tonight, he will go to the graveyard.

 

[Oaf]

Some STUFFS:

Wolverine successfully regenerates 1HP to due his healing factor.

The Shade of Link is suffering due to being brought back in the manner in which he was revived... he's unable to cope with his own state of existance any more, and fades away! The Shade of Link is no more!

Lex Luthor has broken out of Azkaban! He returns to Team 6.... however, his time spent with the dementors has greatly affected him and he takes a pretty big hit to his BR as a result, dropping from his 14BR to 9BR.

Offers going out now.

 

[IanH]

T6 bid 60k

 

[Oaf]

Team 6 take control of the auction! 10pm deadline.

Offers are out. I'll set a 4pm deadline for signings.

 

[IanH]

Team 6 take control of the auction! 10pm deadline.
.

10pm local time in Kansu-Szechwan?

Seems fair to spread the time zones around the different participants, nice touch that Oaf. I'm sure Sagat appreciates it.

Well, looks like we won that auction.

 

[Stagat]

It's 2125 here mate.

 

[SUTSS]

Stags bid £120k

 

[Leewilson]

Team 6 take control of the auction! 10pm deadline.

Offers are out. I'll set a 4pm deadline for signings.

You do mean 4pm tomorrow right?

Surely, not a two hour window on a Friday afternoon when a lot of people will be at work?

 

[Munkiki]

Yeah, it's 4pm tomorrow.

Stag buy:

Dice Upgrade – £50,000 (upgrades the dice of a character of your choosing)
Rare Candy – £80,000 (gives a character +1BR

and their free character with the Everstone is:

The Flash [Justice League] – 15BR

3HP 1D6 – £550,000/£60,000 – Faster than a Speeding Bullet


3DD buy:

Med-Pack – £30,000 (heals 1HP)

 

[HarvSFC]

Since me and Spired supported Plymouth last night, Oaf offered us his new hero, Jamill Matt. :hesk:

 

[Oaf]

JEEEZ, fine, ok...

THE DEADLINE FOR TRANSFERS IS 4PM TOMORROW FUCKING BST.

Just to be clear.

Since me and Spired supported Plymouth last night, Oaf offered us his new hero, Jamill Matt. :hesk:

Don already suggested that I add him... complete with an ability that allows him to get away with whatever he wants with no repercussions

(Totally not a foul/That guy headbutted him with the back of his head/I don't even know what you're talking about, ect)

 

[Oaf]

Gonna keep the deadline for the auction as 10pm. Gives 4 hours. I'll keep getting pushed back as long as people put in bids before it. So like, if somebody bid at 8pm but I didn't see it until 11pm, I'd push it back to probably tomorrow morning. There will always be fair chance to get in a bid. Though I likely won't keep the deadlines so far off in future, unless it's going to be an overnight one.

 

[Spirederman]

We've just been offered Superman, if anyone wants him we're happy to buy him for you if you trade us the money to buy him for you for a territory.